2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:26 pm

Вы - женщина к моему сердцу
The translater isn't working perfectly so forgive me for any errors.
Midnight is great, i'm allways at my best round that time. Shal i pick you up with my carriage?

And what a nice hanger you've got there my love, i never knew i was so close to your heart allready.

I allso heard someone coughing, well, it's the time of year to catch a cold.

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:34 pm

Cathartic Kate My Beautiful Princess,

While writing to our pet, I couldn't help but think of you, of course, if I were writing to you I would have only needed 2 or 3 words, my smile would have said more than words could ever say.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1498686#1498686

Ti amo

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:37 pm

Don't take your cards too literally, I notice that the new president of Nigeria is called 'Get Well Soon Kevin' or somesuch.

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:02 pm

Now Kate, I'm pretty sure that picture needs some sort of verification. Wink

<cough>

<cough>

Hope it's not swine flu.

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:05 pm

^^ Seconded. At the very least a series of hi-res pictures taken from different angles would be required, no question about it.

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:09 pm

@ Vampsiebabe - word perfect thankies.

Wink

But then again, I am no Joanna Krupa either...

Rolling Eyes

Please excuse me - seems I need rush round sum oseltamivir phosphate to Murry - the poor thing is burning up.

Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2010 Posts: 27

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Luckily in RL we don't have to fall in love with user names and mail addi

I mean... sob ... grabs tissue......

What's this discordance? Are you implying that the picture that has captured my heart and soul might have come from an women's underwear catalog? There was certainly nothing like her in the Sear's and Roebucks of my youth.

To save on tissue there; here is a quote from William's Shakespeare from the last scenes of Henry V.

KING HENRY V
The princess is the better Englishwoman. I' faith,
Kate, my wooing is fit for thy understanding: I am
glad thou canst speak no better English; for, if
thou couldst, thou wouldst find me such a plain king
that thou wouldst think I had sold my farm to buy my
crown. I know no ways to mince it in love, but
directly to say 'I love you:' then if you urge me
farther than to say 'do you in faith?' I wear out
my suit. Give me your answer; i' faith, do: and so
clap hands and a bargain: how say you, lady?

KATHARINE
Sauf votre honneur, me understand vell.

KING HENRY V
Marry, if you would put me to verses or to dance for
your sake, Kate, why you undid me: for the one, I
have neither words nor measure, and for the other, I
have no strength in measure, yet a reasonable
measure in strength. If I could win a lady at
leap-frog, or by vaulting into my saddle with my
armour on my back, under the correction of bragging
be it spoken. I should quickly leap into a wife.
Or if I might buffet for my love, or bound my horse
for her favours, I could lay on like a butcher and
sit like a jack-an-apes, never off. But, before God,
Kate, I cannot look greenly nor gasp out my
eloquence, nor I have no cunning in protestation;
only downright oaths, which I never use till urged,
nor never break for urging. If thou canst love a
fellow of this temper, Kate, whose face is not worth
sun-burning, that never looks in his glass for love
of any thing he sees there, let thine eye be thy
cook. I speak to thee plain soldier: If thou canst
love me for this, take me: if not, to say to thee
that I shall die, is true; but for thy love, by the
Lord, no; yet I love thee too. And while thou
livest, dear Kate, take a fellow of plain and
uncoined constancy; for he perforce must do thee
right, because he hath not the gift to woo in other
places: for these fellows of infinite tongue, that
can rhyme themselves into ladies' favours, they do
always reason themselves out again. What! a
speaker is but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad. A
good leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a
black beard will turn white; a curled pate will grow
bald; a fair face will wither; a full eye will wax
hollow: but a good heart, Kate, is the sun and the
moon; or, rather, the sun, and not the moon; for it
shines bright and never changes, but keeps his
course truly. If thou would have such a one, take
me; and take me, take a soldier; take a soldier,
take a king. And what sayest thou then to my love?
speak, my fair, and fairly, I pray thee

end quote

Hope this cheers you. Back now to the enchanting and doubtless true object of my throbbing lust and copulating affection also known as "Merry Widow".

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:19 pm

^^^

Very muchly cheered indeedie.

Is that the one with - Exit, pursued by a dropbear, "perchance to google"

Wink

Care for the next discordance?

Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:36 pm

I am not a drop bear...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Ghost: I like your avatar. Very Happy

I thought you said I was waaaaaaaaaaaaay too high maintenance? (I'm not sure how that is so since Snerd has been wooing me with only :sigh:'s).

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

Dramaqueen asks:

Quote:

I know that Irish and Jose have been missing......???

I figure Irish has been stocking the boat with beer, bait, poles and other manly stuff in readiness for the fishing trip, maybe Jose has been helping?

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:14 pm

@Ima

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:17 pm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po9LwQ9X9_I

Maybe DQ can pick 'em up...

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:20 pm

Hey boys, do you take mustard on your chum sandwiches? Pickles? If you have a any allergies or anything, let me know. I'd hate to have my V-Day fishing trip ruined by some jerk going into anaphylactic shock and spilling out my tackle box.

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:25 pm

Dramaqueen,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Cti12XBw4 Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:12 pm

Sweet Kate...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE7W8q905Q4

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:04 pm

Dramaqueen wrote:

@ ParaNoid, you crazy sweet drama-king you.

Ummm, aren't you being a bit presumptive? Unless you are saying we are royalty or something like that.

DQ rubbing it in wrote:

You have had lots of women interested in you for weeks dear. If you had just bothered to show up and read what was written to you. Laughing

My kingly duties had me somewhat preoccupied. It is a challenge governing the kingdom in my mind.

one of the sisters of tease wrote:

My sweet sis Corona has sent you many kisses and hugs and said she loves you.

Yes and she does that is a sisterly way. Have you ever kissed your sister? If so please provide photographic proof from multiple angles of course...

the blame peddling DQ wrote:

I wrote poems and sent songs to you in the beginning.
Then you proceeded to tell me how we needed to get out and about. Share ourselves with others because "the art of woo is often between more than two" blah blah blah. Remember?

Actually it was one of my court jesters under the influence of some king of grog that wrote such mind numbing drivel.

one of the sisters of infamy wrote:

Fartina is still wanting her chocolates that you promised and so is Sis.

I said I 'et em whilst getting my fishing gear ready. Sorry... Maybe next year things well be less brutal on me.

the Queen or Woo wrote:

I still think you owe me flowers (nice ones) since you asked what I would like and then trashed my lovely roses. Sad

Others have playfully encouraged you into something too, what I'm not sure, it could be interesting.
You're going to be just fine. Wink

Yes I understand, but the goats was hungry and I did send a fine drawing of the flower. It was that darn NN that made me look bad with his crayonic skills. You even expressed appreciation IIRC.

Of course, I will be fine. I AM fine, just ask me!

DQ having my number wrote:

I really think you have been secretly pining away for Red Shoes anyway and just toying with the rest of us. OR you really just wanted to go fishing the whole time and tried to infiltrate the VD thread with chum.

Yes it is true, all of it. You caught me (in a metaphorically way of course). I do want it all. ALL at the same time. Don't hate me for being who I am, just try to understand...

DQ over analyzing wrote:

Either way, dressing up as a cute sweet little yellow innocent birdie is not going to get you out of this mess.

You think "I" would do that? I had the mouse trap thing ready to use as an avatar, but I though it might be a bit blunt.

DQ in a moment of vulnerability wrote:

What did the smoking volcano have to do with anything? I didn't get that part. Embarassed

The picture reminded me of a crash and burn...

The smoldering comment was kind of accurate too.

See, I have begun to believe that the female participants of the VD thread are just playing with me.*

DQ in that super sexy whisper voice wrote:

(Also be careful if you make NN mad. You will end up on a billboard or WORSE.....)

Thanks for the warning! I will keep stay in line for a while

*Not that there is anything wrong with that. In fact I kind of like it, if you know what I mean... Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:04 pm

Oh No - poor Reapiebabe has also gone down with H1N1 as well as Murry

Strange methinks, but I always find bed rest, a calming manner and constant attention soon has sufferers perking up no end.

I do take my Hippopotumus oath seriously.

@ Vampsie - never fear I will be ready n waiting at midnight - for a night of passion and fire together.

@ Bold Badgerbabe - Thankies xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

For you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxD7vV3QdZ4&feature=related

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:32 pm

Scantily-clad Kate wrote:

Care for the next discordance?

Discordance? Is that what you call 'em these days? Funny, but a rose by any other name. I for one am all for you posting more pictures of your discordances!

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:39 pm

Dearest Kate,
Should you really go through with your midnight assignation with the fanged one, I would caution you to wear this:

It will protect your beautiful but vulnerable, yet kissable neck. And beware. Do not accept if he asks you back to his place for a drink.

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:57 pm

^^A real gentleman doesn't do that on a first date, i'll be saving it for valentines day.

@ kate: Это будет ночью, чтобы помнить мою beautifull царицу

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:21 pm

Kate, you and I both know beds are not for rest... Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:35 am

TheGreatOok wrote:

I just want to point out, that I still make Lotta excited. Smile

You sure do, darlin.

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:11 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

@Ghost: I like your avatar. Very Happy

Thank you but I changed it to an animated one. I thought you deserved more. Hope you like that one too.

Quote:

I thought you said I was waaaaaaaaaaaaay too high maintenance?

I think you are missing a few "a" letters. Well, maybe you are and maybe your aren't. I don't know. What I do know is you are kind, generous, and beautiful and you are one hard habit to break. The truth is I cannot deny you my heart because it already belongs to you.

Quote:

I'm not sure how that is so since Snerd has been wooing me with only :sigh:'s

Yeah, I noticed that too. But give him a break because he is tired from staying out all night at strip clubs.

Perdoname por dudar amor. Para ti mi amor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FKCiZsyPqM

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2010 Posts: 27

Merry Widow wrote:

the owner of the cabin on the dirt road will sell it to me!!! Am so excited!!!

Most Desirable Merry Widow,

Great going my sweet. Woo Hoo times 10.Thoughts of cozy times in the firelight with my confectionary treat kindles the flames of my passion for you to even greater height.

Almost bought a wet tile saw much like the one you describe. The tile shop over by that pool supply place sells and rents them. Forgot what brand but it was highly recommended on an internet forum so doubtless
would have been the very finest. It was the kerf or amount of material lost per cut that held my hand. That and the building containing the fused glass art studio was already crowded. I do already have a diamond ring saw that will come in handy avoiding nibbling pesky inside cutouts. Surprizing how many glass artist tools are also used in tile setting.

Bit concerned about the wonky electric possiblity. We had better be sure that the power is right before we close up the walls with sheetrock. Got a really simple outlet tester. Just a plug with lights to warn what ever is wrong. I always say a little prayer before stabbing in a new circuit breaker.

My old wood chop saw isn't a patch on the modern ones like you describe.
Found it easier to just use a miter box since no corner is true in this house. Having to customize every joint with a coping saw and a bastard anyway didn't make walking back and forth to a stationary saw practical.
Funny my Dad used say as soon as he put up the last piece of trim on a house the next thing was to put out a for sale sign.

So much to look forward to with you.

Sincerely hook line and sinker,
Airnip

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