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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:36 pm |
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One more for the fishing trip!
I would much rather be racked with lonely sobs while eating a nice fillet of who-cares-what-as-long-as-it-has-fins-and-was-alive-within-minutes-of-being-caught with a bit of lemon...
I'll bring buckets of chum and sandwiches. Maybe I'll just bring chum sandwiches... then I can leave the cooler at home and just bring the buckets... |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:01 pm |
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It HAS been a big big let down this year.
Luckily in RL we don't have to fall in love with user names and mail addies.
If none of you fancy me at all - I can live with that.....
I mean... sob ... grabs tissue......
sigh sigh sigh...
Even the Sultan of Woo is taking me for grantedness.
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:37 pm |
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^^Does it help to know that your russian writing allways sets me on fire? |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:48 pm |
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Aww dear Kate, but it's only natural for the wooing to slow down a bit while everybody's preparing for the big day. There's still so much love in the air, can't you feel it?
This song is for you. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:59 pm |
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I love you Kate. I would even fight the tree-rat for you. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
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Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Posted:
Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:02 pm |
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We'll always have Paris, Kate...always have Paris... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:06 pm |
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That's right Badger - rub her nose in it, you cad. We all know you ditched her for the Hilton tart. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Posted:
Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:27 pm |
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Spreading rumors will get you nowhere. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:49 pm |
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Rumours? Just let me load up Photoshop and I'll post the pictures to prove it. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:56 pm |
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When two dogs are fighting for a bone, the Vampire takes Kate home. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Posted:
Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:01 pm |
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HH, make sure it's the mean looking badger you use...
I'll be working on one with you and Linsey Lohan, K?
Geez, what are we doing, fighting on the VD thread...
I am so disappointed in myself. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Posted:
Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:05 pm |
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See, dear Kate, all it takes is a little drama and the guys fall over each other to court you.
This song is for my beloved DW. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:42 am |
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Regarding this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1497933#1497933
@NN
This is what I would do to your roses.
Then I would douse then with water so they would look like this
See I always go into the VD thread wanting to give my heart's
To someone like this
I usually get this
Or I get this
So I have decided the VD thread is one of these
So I am Going Fishing! Mmmm, chum sandwich!!
Note: I hope putting this in pictures will get the point across and Ima will stop sending me pictures of her and Snerd… |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:06 am |
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Awww
Don't despair ParaNoid. I still want to share that chocolate with you |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:08 am |
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@Kate: You could come on the fishing trip. We'll need somebody to get us beers and chum sandwiches so we can focus our entire attention on our poles (one of my v-day traditions). |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:08 am |
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This is the year that the men finally figure out the priorities in life.
I'll be waiting at the pier. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:17 am |
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Sheesh, I guess I gotta take the bull by the horns again this year! Oh Valentinnnnne sweeeeetness, come hither!
*Special thanks to Clark Fur Trading |
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- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:06 am |
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Badgerbait,
I love you and you have been one of the sweetest.
But my heart is somewheres else.
I might just go fishing with the guys.
I'm sorry!
Edit: To take out the secret part. |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:01 am |
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Woo hoo my sweet Teddy Bear airnip
Just heard that the owner of the cabin on the dirt road will sell it to me!!! Am so excited!!!
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obscene collection of construction and landscaping tools |
Do tell.....don't suppose you have a 1.5 horsepower 10" wet tile saw or 12" double bevel sliding compound miter saw lying around, do you?
Mmmm, power tools make me all tingly, or is that the wonky electric?
Florida? my 95 yr old grandmother lives there. Our canals are much narrower, shallower and more fishable. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Posted:
Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:38 am |
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Don't,
Leave me this way,
I can't survive,
Without your sweet love,
Don't leave me this way. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:52 am |
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^^^ Oh No!!!
@ ParaNoid, you crazy sweet drama-king you.
You have had lots of women interested in you for weeks dear. If you had just bothered to show up and read what was written to you.
My sweet sis Corona has sent you many kisses and hugs and said she loves you.
I wrote poems and sent songs to you in the beginning.
Then you proceeded to tell me how we needed to get out and about. Share ourselves with others because "the art of woo is often between more than two" blah blah blah. Remember?
Fartina is still wanting her chocolates that you promised and so is Sis.
I still think you owe me flowers (nice ones) since you asked what I would like and then trashed my lovely roses.
Others have playfully encouraged you into something too, what I'm not sure, it could be interesting.
You're going to be just fine.
I really think you have been secretly pining away for Red Shoes anyway and just toying with the rest of us. OR you really just wanted to go fishing the whole time and tried to infiltrate the VD thread with chum.
Either way, dressing up as a cute sweet little yellow innocent birdie is not going to get you out of this mess.
What did the smoking volcano have to do with anything? I didn't get that part.
I know that Irish and Jose have been missing......???
(Also be careful if you make NN mad. You will end up on a billboard or WORSE.....) |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:58 am |
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Wooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo
I am fairly dancing on air this morning, sparkly with ALL teh attention shown.
(cough) Some of you are indeedie standing more to attention than the others.
@ the FAR from "boring baiter" vampyяe mmmmm mmmmmmmm
Упование вы сдержите больше чем моя шея
@ the brilliant and thoughtful Bankster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=ZjyVqBcY-gU
@ HitchHiker - I am deeply moved - tree-rats ARE forociousness thingies.
I will stand by with band-aids, retractors, fairy dust and magic kisses
@ BadgerBadgerBadgerMushroom
Shhhhhhh - Paris is supposed to be a secret.
The venue will coincide with a big fashion show - a lot of teh models will want to tag along and on to your hunky arms n charms as well as me
I hope you can spread teh l'amour
@ ParaBabe - The volcano is your burning desire for someone - yeppers?
You would like my hottub - margarita time and soothing bubbly action
Deffo the fishing mmmmmmmm
@ The fishermen - <shakes head>
Praps you are all past it, but hey n all, Eater IS all inclusiveness
After your trip simply head over to Spooner Hall - the party n fun never ends - and the dogs can scoff up any spare chum sarnies that's left over.
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Posted:
Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:21 am |
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^^ <cough> aren't you missing somebody |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:23 am |
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My darling Kate. The way you write my name and the cyrillic writing really gets me going now. In fact you've allways got me going since you came to eater. Your sparkling personality is an inspiration for all of us and your whit and intelligence is unequelled. Yes, i've been a secret admirerer of you from the start and now i finally get out of my shell and declare my love for you in the open. And that's the only thing i can offer you because nothing in this world is good enough for you my sweetheart. But that love of mine is something no one else can offer you because as being immortal i can truly say that my love for you is undieing.
Я не только после вашей шеи |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:13 am |
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превосходно вы себя очень и велемудры
Midnight OK?
<looks around>
Someone appears to have a dreadful cough, LOL. |
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