2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:01 pm

JMR, You want to ride in my car??? Very Happy

Tell Ima, "Hi!" Cool

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:05 pm

<3 <3 <3 I want JMR to be my valentine <3 <3 <3

Or in the alternative <3 NN <3

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:07 pm

^^^I miss you being around and glad to see you. Very Happy

I made you a cake and made it with real chocolate pieces.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:15 pm

^^ Thanks girlfriend!! I miss you guys too!! I think I'm gonna be up for baiting again shortly Very Happy

I've been getting a few ideas in my head...

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:26 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

thefife wrote:

<3 <3 <3 I want JMR to be my valentine <3 <3 <3

My Sweet! How I have pined for you. The crystals on my Maybach do not shine nearly as bright without your reflection!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I've always <strike>had the hots for</strike> liked thefife as a friend. <strike>Dang the luck</strike> Good for her that she has it for a mod.

*Fixed your post -- JMR

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:25 pm

@JMR Ummmm you haven't lost your touch I see. Wink

@PF We're beyond the "lust" aren't we? I thought we had something a little more solid going on...

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

thefife wrote:

@PF I thought we had something a little more solid going on...

We're solid! Wink

Edit: Here's a love tune for you. CLICK (Skip to 1:30)

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:57 pm

Thank you for the delicious cake, valentine Very Happy

When I saw you car I thought you might like something a little bigger, bolder...

If you don't like we can exchange it... Cool

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2010 Posts: 27

[quote="Merry Widow"]@ airnip
Such beautiful, arousing sentences from a secret admirer, you are truely a word smith. I have so many thoughts swirling around, think I post a few then go have a lie-down and come back later as I am too overcome with emotions to respond completely.

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edit: Airnip, woo-away......

Most Sweet and Desirable Merry Widow,

Our state has an east and wet side. My Granny never missed a chance to point out that only newcomers and fools try to predict the local weather. Still it is possible to a certain extent. If a fool can see the mountain it is going to rain if not it is raining. So if it is going to my place we will share our mutual happiness and sorrows in a land of eternal spring. Hoping that the direction to your inlaws which include turn off pavement here and the water filled potholes on the Fourth of July mean that you are not really so far away. It is traditional to have at least one shower on Independence Day.

As to firearms it is somewhat difficult to specifically choose a favorite caliber as there are so many different appilcations. Elk hunting 30-06. However depending on the terrian, weather and various circumstances it is necessary at least for my purposes to sport a variety of action types. Bear hunting 45/70. Some area's are shotgun or handgun only for deer. Naturally turkey's, upland birds or migratory fowl reguire the right piece.

.22s are curiously allowed for cougar hunting although thankfully I have yet encounter one in the wilds. Somehow wonder if this is not a wildlife rule grandfathered in from when it was typical to hunt mountian lions with packs of specially trained hounds. My forebears carried pitchforks over their shoulders whenever it was necessary to walk in the dark. This caliber is also the preferred round of fur trappers. Bought my first one for use on my parent's farm. It is still around here some where. Unless it too was lost in that tragic boating accident all online arms bearers claim to have suffered in case some blue helmeted goons come looking door to door for them.

Much like having the correct tackle for the intended specie of fish, hunting weapontry is task specific. While I am unaware of any noodling up here we do have razor clam digging. The sun sets over the water at the local beaches. Campfires allowed. You will be so appealing in a hip boots and a raincoat.

Congratulations on your choice of a revolver as a sidearm. Not only remarkably beautiful but smart too. Certain that your place or mine we will go hit the bushes and have a blast.

I will take one more look at your picture before I take an afternoon nap.

More to come,
Airnip

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:40 pm

I hope there is no one that thinks I am begging for more wooing. Confused

It tickles me pink to see others wooing or wooed. Very Happy

My Valentine is the bestest wooer of this here year.

And oh babe, I love that car but I'm partial to Camaros. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:05 pm

Any ladies looking to scrape clear through the bottom of the barrel:
I put the "sensual" in consensual.
So go ahead and start wooing me. V-day is creeping up, and you don't have much time. The last thing you want is for me to spend this Sunday sobbing into a chintzy teddy bear I bought myself to compensate for the absence of affection in my pathetic and bleak existence... trust me, it's an ugly sight.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:20 pm

Sweet lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GjohUlq4A

I turned that old thing (the car) in, how about...

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Very nice Badgerbait. Wink

Mr Scissorkick, please don't cry on Teddy. That picture makes me so sad. Sad

Nurse Nasty I'm not sure if that is your way to woo Ima or you have done something to Ima??? Or none of that and you just love bloody hearts. Laughing

(I'm kinda dense..)

JMRazor about Ima wrote:

She's been ahhh, rather ... busy of late. However, she asked me to pass along that she is doing very nicely, thank you.

JMR so you have spoken to her then or you and Nurse Nasty have done something to Ima???? (Is that her heart? Gulp...)

Corona wrote:

I hope there is no one that thinks I am begging for more wooing. It tickles me pink to see others wooing or wooed.

Me too! I love to see people having fun and being silly. Very Happy

JMR to thefife wrote:

My Sweet! How I have pined for you. The crystals on my Maybach do not shine nearly as bright without your reflection!

Hubba Hubba.. Welcome back to thefife. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:37 pm

Soooo... I am a little unclear.

Ima is taken (as always).

Corona has made her choice with the car dealer.

Dora has disappeared as has Suicide Tim (no coincidence I am sure).

redshoes17 visited once or twice, but felt un-wooed.

Cathartic Kate missed my woo, so is still available.

DQ is waiting until the last minute by doing some "open field running" (and some fine moves too).

NN's heard has been impaled (or someone else's, I was unclear). Maybe it was a warning.

I am sure I missed a couple of other stories. Please feel free to point out any errors or additionals.

Hi Irish and all of the people you mentioned!

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:27 am

^^^
I'm still patiently waiting for the chocolate that you offered...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Dramaqueen wrote:

JMR so you have spoken to her then or you and Nurse Nasty have done something to Ima???? (Is that her heart? Gulp...)

It's true. That picture is from after the "procedure". I'm now heartless.

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:07 am

'Woo' Ima??? She's too high maintenance. Nag, nag, nag... spend, spend, spend... gimme, gimme, gimme....

I'm going after DQ. Like me she's only looking for a good shag and a meal. In no particular order.

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:18 am

4 days to go

I'm starting to think that the Eater Real Mens Fishing Trip is a definite possibility

Where is the Lust, the Urgency, the Romance?

Ima vanishes, Corona is a pushover for a Camaro, Merry decides a .22 is ok when she could have a .50, DQ is ambivalent about it all, Dora rarely calls in, I've not seen PRSGG,

Badger, 'Noid, HH, Reaper, I've got a boat organised, solid blue water deep fishing off the reef drop off

Barbque afterwards, beer and loose women in brief bathing suits around the pool

Unless some Eater Lady decides she wants a real man in her life rather than the pimps and pussy whipped metrosexual half gay wannabes in here so far.

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:49 am

'Noid...car dearler? What the lady wants, she gets. Valentines like her don't happen every day. Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:00 am

Count me in for the fishing trip.

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:03 am

SSA, added to the list, Pier 5 at 7am, 14th, bait, rods, beer supplied, bring sunscreen

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:24 am

Badger my love, that is the purdiest camaro that I have ever seen. I hope we can ride around the entire VDay. I love you so much that I will undo your chains Laughing

until VD. There are lots of beautiful women at eater and there is so much love in your heart to share. Wink

Sis, do the nasty Razz

and love the noid. Cool

Sweet Noid, my valentine is not a car dealer and where is my chocolate? Wink

We should all drive down to the beach where the other hots guys and gals are going to be fishing. We could pick up mr.scissorkick and everyone else. Cool

Badger and I will supply all the Corona.

What do ya say? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:35 am

Hi Corona! Wink

Hi Dramaqueen! Wink

Hi Ima!

Hi thefife! Wink

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