2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:48 am

Merry sorry to hear of your loss, that is never fun. Likewise with the flu (common strain I hope). Good to see/hear from you otherwise!! Irish has been rather merose without you.

Corona, love the massage, mmm-hmm! Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adaYUM5wl7c

Please insert "Jose's" for the "Jesse's" in this song. I called Rick and he would not cut a new version for me on short notice. Cool

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:55 pm

Awe, Badgerbait that is so sweet. Wink

But, I believe our Jesse is......................... Confused

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:29 pm

Is...?

Is there a Jesse? Shocked

Are going to make me review the entire memberlist?

My dear, one more week of woo and you are keeping me on my toes... Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:40 pm

No Jesse!

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:36 am

This is the one that warmed my heart
You put your lime right into my tart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV7f4aOeRoo

I've picked the sweet Badger you see
Cause he's the one that really wooed me

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:55 am

Merry, my heart goes out to you on your loss, but know that I will attempt to make up to you for everything.

I'm working on your list now, 2 bikinis? in blue? would you settle for a white crochet and a hot pink stretch silk? with side ties?

Beers? Always, any favourite brand?

We'll organise another fishing trip when you're ready.

Hi Corona

Hi Reaper

Hi 'Noid, HH, DQ, Lady with the Great Butt, Badger, Murry, Kate

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:09 am

devil_woman wrote:

Bankster has chickened out,

Actually it's less of "chickened out" and more of "been moving sh*tloads of furniture and cardboard boxes between apartments while at the same time juggling two important projects at work".
The new place is still chaos, but for what it's worth I've had that nice idea for my next woo. Now I only need a couple hours alone with my computer and a working 'net connection...

(And yes, waxing only hurts the first 2 or 3 times if done right.)

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:34 am

Hi Irish

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:53 pm

Darling Bankster

in just a few days now you can place yourself in my hands.

I promise it will be 100% risk free for me. Embarassed

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:41 pm

Corona,
I would be your lime,
anytime...

Cool

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:23 pm

^^^

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2010 Posts: 27

Merry Widow wrote:

To make things easy

Most desirable Merry Widow,
This is my first post on this forum. How wonderful to find you at last. The woman of my heart and throbbing manhood's desire. I too am very curious as to how love and affection might be found via the world wide web. Local prospects seem overly attached to their statis quo. Maybe you would appreciate a chance to be the modern equivalent of my mail order bride. Especially since I am a very handy widower known to appreciate and delight in home cooked meals, strolling in parks, and also own a rototiller. How happy Charlotte will be to find I have also outlived my dog.

Imagine my happy surprize having followed a link here from a somewhat local gun and ammunition forum. Following thread advice on whether on line dating is scandalous. To find you here; so statuesque and voluptuous. Consider for a moment, a measurably substantial rise that the sight of your glamourous avatar has erected.

Reading through advice for the lovelorn threads to be lustifully compelled to join this forum if only to read your charming and witty replies. When lo and behold up pops this thread containing postings of your admirable charm promiscuously beckoning for my apparently well placed carnel lust and virtual affection.

It may behoove you to consider me as your true Valentine. Not as a partridge in a pear tree. (bird in the bush) but more like your chicken in the pot.

Affectionally yours,
Airnip

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:47 pm

^^^ Hmmmmmmm, latecomer to the party, and a new member as well. He must have suicidal tendencies.

Hope you're feeling better Merry, I have your favourite pick me up ready. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:34 am

Me suspects a sock puppet.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2010 Posts: 27

[He must have suicidal tendencies]

Not to worry. If things get so bad that it becomes necessary for me to kill someone; rest assured the corpse will not be myself.

Thanks for the warm welcome.

Friends may come and friends may go, but a good enemy can last a lifetime.

Merry Widow, wishing you all the best. Please excuse me for not coming sooner. If I had suspected you were already 'tooken' of coarse I'd have used my God given right to remain silent as guaranteed by our American Constitution.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

@ airnip
Such beautiful, arousing sentences from a secret admirer, you are truely a word smith. I have so many thoughts swirling around, think I post a few then go have a lie-down and come back later as I am too overcome with emotions to respond completely.

Quote:

local gun and ammunition forum.

I am intrigued, which firearm do you prefer? I have a 22 rifle myself and am thinking of a lady smith and wesson revolver.

@irish

Quote:

2 bikinis? in blue? would you settle for a white crochet and a hot pink stretch silk? with side ties?

Beers? Always, any favourite brand?

anything in pink and/or silk is always nice
side ties? oh my aren't you naughty
Killian's Irish Red beer, of course

edit: Airnip, not 'taken' yet, still available, woo-away......