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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:21 am |
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Hi Dora i happen to be from the south.
you are looking most beautiful today
oh and ssa was saying some terrible things about you the other day but i didnt believe him all is fair in love and war. sometime you need to sabotage the competition |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:27 am |
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Heck, I'm bleeding hearts tonite.
To my Nasty!
Nasty is so hot
Dare I kid you not
He kinda peeps thru
With his peek a boos
Once he showed his love
Did not realize it felt like a dove
At the moment it was hasty
Never knew it could be pasty
Never again will I deny
My love for him is Hy/Fy
Give me another chance
I swear it will enhance
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:42 am |
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@Ima: ♥
@Dora: You're sweet.
@DramaQueen: thanks again for the lovely poem.
@Bohigal: your x-rated PMs are exciting but I don't think Doc would approve.
@Corona: Yes, I think you're fantastic too. Thanks for the PMs.
@Ima: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:21 am |
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_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
< никогда достаточно
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:20 pm |
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Master wrote: |
oh and ssa was saying some terrible things about you the other day but i didnt believe him all is fair in love and war. sometime you need to sabotage the competition |
I think you misunderstood me. I said I would do terrible things to her, in bed. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:33 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
@Ghost: Just add one name: Yours. |
Your wish is my command. I am grateful to be of service to such a true and proper lady.
Here last years
You didn like that one but Juan did, so I came up with
You told me to add my name so I did. Take your pick
or
Both are basically the same with the exception of the completed names remains or pauses for five seconds on the on the left and and the one on the right only pauses for 2 seconds. The one on the right also has a transparent background.
Are you sure you want a shirt again and not a regular square colored (or transparent) background with your:
I ♥
changing names
Might look a little better but what do I know. |
_________________
8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:54 pm |
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Kate My Princess, that is quite some coincidence, you make every day sweet for me too :sigh:
I thought I would reply with a little poem I put together for you;
She came into my life when I needed it most
She is all mine but I hate to boast
She makes me so happy all of the time
So very happy that she is mine
A beautiful princess to love and adore
A beautiful princess who could want more
A beautiful princess so caring and sweet
The most beautiful princess you'll ever meet
We dont have to pretend, we are just us
We dont have to pretend or make a fuss
We dont have to pretend she loves me for me
Forever and ever as good as can be
I love everything about her and all that we share
I love everything about us and the way that we care
I love everything she tells me it means so much
From so far away we still manage to touch
She is my beautiful princess sweet and caring
She is my beautiful princess naughty and daring
She is my beautiful princess I will love her forever
Loving everything so much when we are together |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:41 pm |
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Hi Master! Is it possible for an Aussie to have a Southern (US) accent? I admit, the combination would be interesting.
Bon jour Juan, mon petit chou!
the devilish SSA wrote: |
I said I would do terrible things to her, in bed. |
In addition to teaching me how to handle a weapon and carrying me to WalMart? :sigh: Be still my heart.
P.S. Went to the Shed last night for BBQ. Thought about you. |
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The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:49 pm |
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The Bo-dacious Bo wrote: |
Oh my, Doctor Stephen that's the first valentine I've ever gotten that used the words "despicable shit" so sweetly! |
I am so pleased to be your eater valentine, for I am yours and you are mine,
I am glad that you liked those naughty words, I can call hector a Hecturd,
I remember the dark days of the eater blackout of 2007
when the bad vlads had made us sad, but you, darling, were heaven,
The Bike Insurance Mass Bait, where you shined, continued unabaited
And our young hot desire for mugu pain could hardly be sated,
Your baiting prowess was out on display,
your droopy dog avatar really did make my day
Holding the sign that indicated gender,
and more than that I clearly remember
-)
-)
And here we are, bonded together, with a lad on the road
after years of admiration and shared affection
pointing our lad in brave new directions
he spins and he wonders and he gets on the bus
hoping to travel and meet one of us,
to meet and greet and cheat and steal
%110 convinced this fantasy is real,
your modality of Complaint resolution
brethed life into this bait, a REAL revolution
Now choclate jpegs I could find and display,
I could do it right now,
I could do it today!
But better than this
and I am sure you will agree,
is to fuck over lad Hecturd,
and send him to misery
to send him to Liberia, and then Sierra Leone,
Further and further from his comfort zone,
further and further and further in debt,
he is sure that real soon he is going to collect,
but in fact we will watch and chuckle at his being deceived
For how much he invested, how much he believed,
So no chocolate jpegs, no pictures of roses,
none of that will I give to you, Bo,
Just valentines appreciation, and admiration,
for the photochopping baiting queen that I know.
I remain, as ever, your humble, well, scratch that, maybe not too humble, open admirer,
Doc |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:56 pm |
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There once was a Doctor named Stephen
Who had all the mugus believin'
Then Bo won his heart
<<<With her digital art
And all the other grrl baiters went grievin' |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:01 pm |
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You won my heart through general amazingness, noticed early on, but your contributions in the Hector bait are great! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:53 pm |
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@Juan, I know that you are deeply in love and totally devoted to Ima.
I wasn't trying to steal you away I swear. I just had to get out into the open what I have been going through where you are concerned.
I hope I didn't make you feel to uncomfortable. I cant guarantee that I wont be hanging out in your tree trying to get a peak every now and then.
I will also try to remove all the listening devices I have placed around your house.
I cant help it that the way you sound when you speak french drives me crazy.
Also another thing, I hope it doesn't scare you. Ummm the other night when I was trying to climb your rose trellis to the second floor of your house.
My hair got hung in the branches and I fell leaving a big wad of my hair dangling in your roses.
Just thought I should tell you so you could keep it as a trinket of my love for you.
Wouldn't want you to think it was some kind of wild animal hung in your roses or anything.
Also I got your mail for you while I was hanging out in the bushes and there was some interesting things in there for sure.
I will share them a little later.
Don't be sad Jose , I made this for you today.
Jose Jose what can I say to you in all your glory
Are you ever going to pick a Valentine to sing your romantic story
I know she will have to be someone very special to be your number one
You deserve only the best and someone who is very fun
You are such a nice guy who just happens to make lads cry
What an honorable trait to have in any Valentines date it really makes me sigh
If I weren't already taken then I would try to steal you as my guy
There is nothing more fun than a cowboy with a horse and a gun
We could go roping and riding under the warm sun I'm sure it would be lots of fun
Maybe you could even teach me how to shoot your big gun
I think your dreamy and possibly steamy and one heck of a great guy
When you finally pick a Valentine I know I will surely cry
I'll try not to be sad and instead be glad if she can make you truly happy
Just want you to know I think that you are great, I need to go now before this gets to sappy
Just know I care and will always be there just in case you need me
So virtual kisses and hugs and big tummy rubs from little ol me to thee
@ParaNoid
My sweet twisted one I'm so glad you understand
I would never want to hurt you because you are so grand
So play and flirt with all the skirts I will never be upset
Because I know that you and I will always be a set
So no matter who may come and go between us this Valentines
I will always come running back to you over a thousand times
We have something special and sweet, a true and real connection
As friends we have been for a long time with wonderful affection
I know that I am safe with you and under your protection
You know your safe with me too, your my number one selection
You never have to fear my dear of ever being alone
If someone ever hurts you I will hit them with a stone
You don't have to worry about your heart I will never tear it all apart
I'm here for you as long as you want me my sweet ParaNoid
I'm glad I don't have to jump off the bridge
It really would have hurt more than a smidge
Thanks for being so wonderful and still wanting to be my guy, I think |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:50 am |
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Drama, I swear I'm like a deer in the headlights. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:56 am |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Tim wrote: |
If I only had a moment I would spend it with you, for in that moment forever I would make. |
Well hello Tim! Tell me, do you happen to be a Southern boy? |
Why yes Dora I do happen to be a southern boy. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:11 am |
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and the one on the right only pauses for 2 seconds. The one on the right also has a transparent background. |
If I could chime in?
The pause on Snerd needs to be set at a 4:1 ratio for yours and Juan's.
Just trying to help. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:40 am |
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Tim wrote: |
Why yes Dora I do happen to be a southern boy. |
Hmmmmmm, interesting.
And, if I may be so bold to ask, what is your opinion on which sauce is preferable on my smoking butt?
My smoking pork butt, of course. Vinegar or tomato based? |
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The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:35 am |
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@Badgerbait,
I'd put my heart
At the rate "Let's start!"
I need your mind
Alot of your time
Who would have thought
Of the woo that you brought
This is so true
That I love you
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:45 am |
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@ Ima,
Gets right to the point
Socks to the joint
When it comes to lads
She hits with no pads
She is cool chicky
I kid you not dicky
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:53 am |
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@Juan,
Ima says you fine
Like sweet cherry wine
You are my star
I love from afar
My heart would take
One minute to break
I'd like to dine
Cause you are so fine |
_________________
x? x?
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:55 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:00 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:07 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:11 am |
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@Slightly,
You blow my mind
With all your grind
You help us bait
The lads we hate
You could be true
From out of the blue
And who ever knew
That you love me too |
_________________
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:16 am |
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Ghost, I deserve you the most
Cause you are the great host
When you think of love
Do you think of a dove
You are such a delight
On any great far out night
I always could feel
Our love could be real |
_________________
x? x?
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:19 am |
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