2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:53 pm

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My kind of guy.

Please tell me you know how to operate one of these and/or these and I think I might be falling in love.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:25 pm

My inbox is, oddly, empty this morning. Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

I'll smack the arse of Lotta (metaphorically, of course). That's always worked for me in the dating game.

A cheeky Wink

and a smack to the arse, and they are mine. Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:26 pm

Hmm - don't know if I should participate in this. I'd feel sorry for whoever picks me, for I am not worthy being in the surroundings of the beautiful women on this site.. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:35 pm

I'm not sure if I'm going to try this out as I still haven't figured out the gender of most of you.
I also am certain that someone who finds farting so funny as to name herself in a related way would not be very "sought after". I'm also into zombies...

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:37 pm

Perhaps the best Valentine video of all time...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-G67BSb9Y

Even Slightly will like it, sorry about not reading properly in the Zombie thread, perhaps the wake up call will save my life someday.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:52 pm

How did I manage to miss last year's thread?

And how are any of us women going to compete when Dora appears to have taken most of the men already? Confused

There's always Murry Guru - he'd be my first choice, if Cathartic Kate will lend him to me occasionally. Wink

Or if I can drag him away from the Bingo Hall. Wink

Some of the rest of you male-type baiters appear to be the kind of guy who'd rub my foot, snuggle under a warm blanket in front of a fireplace, adorn me with precious jewels, and unclog the sink. I'll await applications. Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:32 pm

Don't worry Titania, i won't go for Dora. She would just use me to work on her RV feeding me with left overs from the BBQ. I could go for you, but where would i get those jewels. And then there's that sink. I mean, you're a baiter. That sink could turn in to a rebuild of the kitchen. There's a lot i will do for women but rebuilding a kitchen?
I admit, when i try to unclog the sink it will end with a total rebuild of the kitchen

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@ Irish the boots are lovely as is the matching red corset though I'm not sure about the package that arrived this morning.
I dropped it and a strange buzzing was heard that scared the cat.

Is it some sort of zombie killing device?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Fartina o'douriss wrote:

I still haven't figured out the gender of most of you.

SOOI is a hermaphrodite, just FYI.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:22 pm

Pastor Frank
Would you please provide photographic proof to back up your allegations?

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:23 pm

@ Wonderful Titania.

Murry is definetiness teh cream of the crop and an exceptionally gifted woooer.

He does indeedy speak extra-creamily highly of your sweet self too.

I reckon you should always aim for the top, besides the hot tub is a 12 seater.

You are also so right about teh Bingo/Titty bar he chooses to often frequent.

Wink

Ask him (by PM) about the stripper with the implantations - he may send you pix.

Rolling Eyes

@ dbest03

Many here also have strong feelings, I reckon you should keep em guessing.

Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:25 pm

I'm not sure I'm ready to love again. Last year still lingers in my mind like a never ending nightmare I cannot wake from. My heart was torn out, yet alive I watched as it was stepped on, thrown in a trash can, removed from the trash can, then was used as a baseball. Finally is was used to wedge under a car tire until it was kicked out and left in the gutter.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Fartina o'douriss wrote:

Would you please provide photographic proof to back up your allegations?

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:57 pm

This just in from luckey? Shocked

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From: luckey
To: jose_cuervo
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:19 pm
Subject: Woo me NOW!!!

jose, there is no need to look any further, I am certain you will find my piccys irresistible and all others will pale in comparison. I didn't have any lacy things to match my chartreuse stilettos but lingerie is so overrated and only gets in the way. wink

<VERY NSFW pics removed for obvious reasons> JC

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:06 pm

^^^
Good one!
Pastor Frank
Which one is SOOI?

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:14 pm

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someone who finds farting so funny as to name herself in a related way.

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I'm also into zombies...

In short, every man's dream Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Fartina o'douriss wrote:

Which one is SOOI?

I'm not sure.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:35 pm

I'm in a quandary. There are so many lovely ladies here on eater that it's like being a child in a candy shop. I want them all.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

^^Awww hugs to you too
I'll hold the candy while you run round all the ladies

In fact hugs to everybody

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:18 pm

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Please tell me you know how to operate one of these and/or these and I think I might be falling in love.

Elementary my dear Bankster. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:31 pm

I want some of NN, mmm.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:36 pm

It was Harry last year, who will be hiding in Dora's attic this year?

Eater lover boys to form a queue from the left, flowers, chocolates and other delights at the ready. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:52 pm

My oh my, aren't we a little bit early for this thread ladies and gents? We all love the Valentines thread, but it really is a bit too soon, don't you think - or do we need more time to convince each other of our dying love?

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:11 am

I thought I was a bit too early. Especially with last years hippie love fest. Anyway, it's already here. Live and let live I always say.

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