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 2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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My kind of guy.


Please tell me you know how to operate one of these and/or these and I think I might be falling in love.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My inbox is, oddly, empty this morning. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll smack the arse of Lotta (metaphorically, of course). That's always worked for me in the dating game.

A cheeky Wink and a smack to the arse, and they are mine. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm - don't know if I should participate in this. I'd feel sorry for whoever picks me, for I am not worthy being in the surroundings of the beautiful women on this site.. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not sure if I'm going to try this out as I still haven't figured out the gender of most of you.
I also am certain that someone who finds farting so funny as to name herself in a related way would not be very "sought after". I'm also into zombies...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps the best Valentine video of all time...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-G67BSb9Y

Even Slightly will like it, sorry about not reading properly in the Zombie thread, perhaps the wake up call will save my life someday.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How did I manage to miss last year's thread?

And how are any of us women going to compete when Dora appears to have taken most of the men already? Confused

There's always Murry Guru - he'd be my first choice, if Cathartic Kate will lend him to me occasionally. Wink Or if I can drag him away from the Bingo Hall. Wink

Some of the rest of you male-type baiters appear to be the kind of guy who'd rub my foot, snuggle under a warm blanket in front of a fireplace, adorn me with precious jewels, and unclog the sink. I'll await applications. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry Titania, i won't go for Dora. She would just use me to work on her RV feeding me with left overs from the BBQ. I could go for you, but where would i get those jewels. And then there's that sink. I mean, you're a baiter. That sink could turn in to a rebuild of the kitchen. There's a lot i will do for women but rebuilding a kitchen?
I admit, when i try to unclog the sink it will end with a total rebuild of the kitchen

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Irish the boots are lovely as is the matching red corset though I'm not sure about the package that arrived this morning.
I dropped it and a strange buzzing was heard that scared the cat.

Is it some sort of zombie killing device?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fartina o'douriss wrote:
I still haven't figured out the gender of most of you.


SOOI is a hermaphrodite, just FYI.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank
Would you please provide photographic proof to back up your allegations?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Wonderful Titania.

Murry is definetiness teh cream of the crop and an exceptionally gifted woooer.

He does indeedy speak extra-creamily highly of your sweet self too.

I reckon you should always aim for the top, besides the hot tub is a 12 seater.

You are also so right about teh Bingo/Titty bar he chooses to often frequent.

Wink

Ask him (by PM) about the stripper with the implantations - he may send you pix.

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@ dbest03

Many here also have strong feelings, I reckon you should keep em guessing.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not sure I'm ready to love again. Last year still lingers in my mind like a never ending nightmare I cannot wake from. My heart was torn out, yet alive I watched as it was stepped on, thrown in a trash can, removed from the trash can, then was used as a baseball. Finally is was used to wedge under a car tire until it was kicked out and left in the gutter.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fartina o'douriss wrote:

Would you please provide photographic proof to back up your allegations?


Image

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This just in from luckey? Shocked

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From: luckey
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:19 pm
Subject: Woo me NOW!!!

jose, there is no need to look any further, I am certain you will find my piccys irresistible and all others will pale in comparison. I didn't have any lacy things to match my chartreuse stilettos but lingerie is so overrated and only gets in the way. wink

<VERY NSFW pics removed for obvious reasons> JC


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
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Which one is SOOI?

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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someone who finds farting so funny as to name herself in a related way.

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I'm also into zombies...


In short, every man's dream Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fartina o'douriss wrote:
Which one is SOOI?


I'm not sure.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm in a quandary. There are so many lovely ladies here on eater that it's like being a child in a candy shop. I want them all.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Awww hugs to you too
I'll hold the candy while you run round all the ladies

In fact hugs to everybody

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I want some of NN, mmm. Image

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My oh my, aren't we a little bit early for this thread ladies and gents? We all love the Valentines thread, but it really is a bit too soon, don't you think - or do we need more time to convince each other of our dying love?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought I was a bit too early. Especially with last years hippie love fest. Anyway, it's already here. Live and let live I always say.

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