2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:15 am

No worries Lotta, Ghost, file it in the vault for a week or so, I was hoping to steal a march on the Lotharios and Romeos that got all the bad girls first last year.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:17 am

You should read my edit Laughing

I had a bit too much caffeine today Very Happy

I assure you no Romeo got the bad girl last year.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:14 am

That boot may look good on me, Ghost. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:24 am

^only one boot? Does Titania have a twin? I could buy a pair and satisfy two lustfilled wenches at once? Wink

This needs consideration.

I could have my dog walked, the gardening done, or scumble brewed in the wash tub by a tartan doc wearing witch, or two ladies in decidedly bitch looking boots.

hmmmmmmmm

Hi Corona, my hot rod driving eternal love interest Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:26 am

Of course the boot would look good on you lotta Very Happy

actually I have bought a pair of these for a lady once

She didn't really like them. They come with a regular shoe lace too.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:08 am

I need something a little daintier for Valentines, please darlin.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:33 am

Wait a minute. You're like a mum to me. It's your fault for protecting me from NN and allowing me to hide under your skirt.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:47 am

I'll go with these, thanks darlin. Give the ugly ass slippers to NN

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:54 am

luckey looked absolutely stunning in nothing but these...

Decency demanded that I edit out all but the shoes. Shocked

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:12 am

lotta wrote:

Give the ugly ass slippers to NN

Yes ma'am.

I was going to give these to NN

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 201

How did this turn from Valentines day into shoe shopping?

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:29 am

Your woo-ing may need a little work, MrBadLuck. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:18 am

@MrBadLuck - Have you ever met a woman who wears shoes like that? I means they are in the mood for love Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:45 am

This one goes out to the woman I love. I'm sure you'll receive lots of love notes the next weeks. I won't be competing for it, though. You know that everytime we talk, my heart beats a little faster, and I do everything to impress you. I'll do anything to keep you interested in me. When I didn't see you for a day, a bitter tear runs down my nose as I can't hold my head up without my daily fix of you. My addiction isn't smoking, drinking, or even baiting. The only reason I come back to these forums is to catch a glimp of those beautiful eyes.

I won't compete to this Valentine stuff. Look around. All those guys around here will become extra nice the next month, and perhaps a few weeks after Valentine too. They're a bunch of hypocrites. I, on the other hand, have a burning desire for you every single day of the year. And you know that.

I think THIS may show what I feel, what I would do for you, how I love you so much that it hurts. And it's worth it.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:01 am

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All those guys around here will become extra nice the next month,

Actually I was planning to become extra naughty so that I need to be chastised a lot. But I gotta say, that's one beautiful wooing. Had you written this for me, I'd have said yes, and I'm straight.

(Hey, can that be my custom rank? "Needs to be punished"?)

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:27 am

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All those guys around here will become extra nice the next month

The ladies of eater know that i'm a lover pur sang and i spread my love all year round like a eternal flame. In fact, as a vampire i can truly say that my love is undying.
BTW Kate, have i ever told you that you have a beautifull neck?

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So while Irish is off looking for lusty boot wearing twins I'm open to offers
Leave the chocs, booze in a neat pile by the door.

Is there any truth to the idea that a true sadist would refuse to beat a mascochist?

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:14 am

@Bankster: Dangerous stuff you're doing there. People requesting their own tag tend to become the victim of sadistic mods. Better to ask a friend to propose one for you Wink

The vampire wrote:

The ladies of eater know that i'm a lover pur sang and i spread my love all year round

The kind of love you are describing isn't true love. It's the love of a man for his best friend, the love of a parent towards its children. What I am talking about is passion, true love, and that can't be pointed at multiple persons. No, the love I am talking about is the kind that makes me want to get up in the morning, the kind that gives me rubbery legs everytime someone just even mentions her name, the love that make me talk gibberish if I know she is listening, and that isn't the love I want to share around, the love that makes my palms sweaty when I'm typing Hello to her. It's meant for her, and for her alone. The love you are writing about, is a bit platonical "You're a lady on eater? You deserve my love". This isn't how it works. This person has enchanted me for months, she is the ONLY one that makes me feel butterflies in my belly, she is the ONLY one that appears in my sweetest dreams. That is true love, my friend.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:25 am

too much effort required, anyway I'm sorted for the forseeable future Cool

http://topsy.com/tb/www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/10/roxxxy-sex-robot-photo-wo_n_417976.html

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:35 am

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People requesting their own tag tend to become the victim of sadistic mods.

Yes, but then again, if they punish me for asking, they're practically complying with my request. What will they do? Consider it an experiment. I mean, what's the worst they could do? Very Happy

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The love you are writing about, is a bit platonical "You're a lady on eater? You deserve my love". This isn't how it works.

But it's still fun Smile

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:44 am

Bankster wrote:

what's the worst they could do?

Not giving you a custom tag at all Wink

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:29 pm

Excuse me - merely singing/sparkling along -

"Mijn ziel is op brand, It's in brand met wens, die is waarom ik transpireer Wanneer wij tango."

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Вампиры cо всех ракурсов являются нежитью - но интересно - mmmm - are you Sava Savanović?

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:40 pm

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Not giving you a custom tag at all

...Now that would be cruel even for Eater mod standards.

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what's the worst they could do?

Was that rhetorical?

Just cruising by to mention my daydreaming about picnics with a certain lovely, Yankees fan.

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:04 pm

@ Kate
I put your beautiful words into Bablefish and translated to French, then german and finally engilsh.

My soul is on l' Fire, It' ; s in l' Fire with the desire that, why I, sweat to the east, if us the Tango.

All those fires would cause anyone to sweat.

@Caligula

Your musings stir a certain something deep within my soul. How I dream of being able to express that love of which thou speaks. But, alas, I cannot, for to utter the name of the one who owns my heart, would cause that love to fail for such beauty cannot be spoken of with a mere mortal tongue. To defile such a one as I love by speaking her name aloud would be a sin, for which sometimes, perchance, I dream I wouldst pay such price, and then I realise that if such love be knownst to her, then cruel fate wouldst punish me with cold rejection and thus cause my heart to break.

So, my true love will never know how much i worship her, and thus my heart, thought hurting, will not lie broken at her feet.

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