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Bankster
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:29 pm |
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devil_woman wrote: |
Do you want to become a sex slave then? |
Well, everybody's eventually gotta die of something, and some ways to die are just way better than others.
But dear Dramaqueen is of course right. It would be both foolish and an insult not to be completely happy with you... and honestly, what more could one wish for anyway? You, my love, define happiness.
Plus your whipping technique is second to none. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:11 pm |
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_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:05 pm |
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^^^ Dearest sister you are too kind If I didm verses I would make a speical one for you.
Juan is just the luckiest MOD, I hope he knows how you honour him with your attentions.
Where will his Tattoo be?
As for my treatment of men in my boudoir, only they know how they beg for more. Only Vampsie ever escaped. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:19 pm |
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Actually Juan has IMA tattooed on his chest.
BUT I was looking closely at it the other night when I was peering into his bedroom window.
I think it can be changed with a few swirls to look like a lovely rose instead.
It is a little early to be thinking of tats though, I have to get out of the bushes and into the house first. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:18 pm |
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Time holds no bond when forever is there
You speak of one Day when there are 364 more
Every one of them with you I will share
Cause it’s you mon Amour that I adore
I hope you speak of American football
Cause soccer I play barely at all
I don’t require rhymes or prose
Cause Love given freely will never impose
My heart it only beats true
And with me you’ll never be blue
Tears of joy is all I will bring
And a Love song for you I will even sing
When the holiday of love has past this year
And all the other women are shedding tears
Your gifts will still abound
For as long as your keep me around
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:16 am |
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Dramaqueen wrote: |
Actually Juan has IMA tattooed on his chest. |
Ummm, I thought you were just kidding about looking in my window...
I'm keeping my blinds drawn from now on, I'm not sure I want all of my secrets posted on the Interwebs.
Hi, Ima! ♥ |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:25 am |
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:sigh: Ima.
Not your usual VD link thread, but there is a subtle message buried in the lyrics, which I'm sure your discerning ears will pick out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwVRzbgC7hc |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:11 am |
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@Ima:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6o73xEIOao |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:30 am |
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Corona,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY
Pay no attention to the creepy male dancer in the back.... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:43 am |
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@Sners: :sigh: I think I found the hidden message. Thank you. ♥
@Juan: Thank you for the lovely song, you're very sweet. xo
I went to the pet store today and got you both new friends:
For Sners: his name is Ted:
For Juan: His name, obviously, is Stuart:
and Ghost, if you've not forgotten about me, I got you a new friend too. His name is NotAZombieMantis:
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:22 am |
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I would love to dance, Dramaqueen. |
_________________ ~
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:43 am |
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Tim wrote: |
I hope you speak of American football |
Naturally, my dear. There is no other kind.
And who are you exactly?? You show up here on Eater, soon after this thread was begun, and you start woo'ing with a passion that compares to few. You're real name isn't James is it?
And what happened to SSA? He has become noticeably absent. You didn't do anything to him, did you?
Nevertheless, you certainly have my attention.
I made you a treat. I hope you enjoy!
Since jose and DQ are dancing, and I have had a few beers, wanna give it a whirl? Dancing In The Moonlight - Toploader |
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:26 am |
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Dear Mistress DW, here's a beautiful song* that made me think of you. I translated the lyrics (badly, I might add) in case you don't speak Italian. (It's mostly safe for work, too.)
Dora, these cookies sure look yummy! Do let me know if there are any leftovers.
* No, really. It is. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:53 am |
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Your wooooooooooooooooing is so fine I have installed an extra feature in my dungeon of luxury.
I fell in love with the idea of Simba Benin so made this for special occasions and very good boys, as a treat after their correction; that will take place on the table in the veranda, a tasty snack for DW.
My Italian is a little rusty but my chains are not, and my dungeon is far more sophisticated. I only display my equipment to my guests.
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100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:48 am |
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^^ Wow, that place sure does look lovely. I just hope it wasn't my great-grandma you beat up to get these pillowslips? She gets all cranky when she has to stay at the hospital. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:54 am |
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Bankster your granny is safe. The environment is in contrast to the intitial one.
Now will take a few days out to make those 'arrangements' for your 'pleasures' and deciding which blindfold you will wear. |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:46 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Tim wrote: |
I hope you speak of American football |
Naturally, my dear. There is no other kind.
And who are you exactly?? You show up here on Eater, soon after this thread was begun, and you start woo'ing with a passion that compares to few. You're real name isn't James is it?
And what happened to SSA? He has become noticeably absent. You didn't do anything to him, did you?
Nevertheless, you certainly have my attention.
I made you a treat. I hope you enjoy!
Since jose and DQ are dancing, and I have had a few beers, wanna give it a whirl? Dancing In The Moonlight - Toploader |
I enjoy football, though I am not supost to play no more. No my name is not James. My name is really Tim, I am in the Army been in for 13 years. As to SSA I cant speak upon him. I wouldnt hurt anyone with out just cause. I woo with passion because well I happen to be a true beleaver of love. Thank you for the cookies. Oh and yes I love to dance. I was born with two left feet, so that means I can dance twice as good as anyone else.
Tim |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:27 pm |
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^^^ Honeybunny, you don't need to quote the whole post. While I know they do that on other forums, here on Eater we usually only quote bits and pieces. After all, we all know how to scroll back.
And 'James' is a mysterious Eater member that only seems to show up around Valentine's Day and tries to woo the ladies. Sometimes we think it might be Juan or jose, but they vigorously deny it. Read last year's thread for reference, if you like.
Army guy, eh? Well, I just so happen to have this very shirt in my closet and I will wear it today for you.
No, I wasn't in the Army, but I support all our troops with a passion. Hooah!
One of my fav songs. For you. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill - I Need You |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:46 pm |
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In honesty I must confess, your words moved me so much I had to have them on the screen twice, and the cookies looked to good for just one picture. I really like that shirt, and thanks for the support. Can never have enough support. I really like that song, thank you so much for sending it to me. My choice of song I would to you would be George Straight, “I cross my heart.” Maybe we can slow dance to this one day in the kitchen while I cook you dinner.
Big Hugs and Kisses,
Tim
P.S. Oh and I just have a nack for showing up at just the right place at just the right time, I am kind of like a super hero that way. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:42 pm |
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Tim wrote: |
Maybe we can slow dance to this one day in the kitchen while I cook you dinner. |
Maybe? Maybe? It's a date, sweetie!
I noticed are not sporting an avatar. I found this and resized it for easy use, if you want.
If you prefer, there was this unusual one:
OXOXOX,
Dora
P.S. I could definitely use a super hero. |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:07 am |
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Thanks so much for the Avatar.
So what kind of food do you like? I can cook lots of different food, everything from seafood, pasta dishes, beef, pork or chicken (make great fried chicken). Can cook some mean greens or some fried Okra.
XOXOXO
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:29 am |
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Dearest Juan,
I did not mean to post your secrets on the Interwebs. I thought it was ok since you had mentioned our Private Messages we had been sending.
Really shocked Juan wrote: |
As for your PM this morning, Shocked Shocked Shocked I mean, not that it doesn't sound like fun, but still..... |
I believe I am finally starting to get the message. There is no room for me in your heart It's ok, I understand. After having flung myself at you what can I expect.
Writing poetry for you, dedicating songs for you, even getting your mail, trimming your shrubbery for you (I had to because I broke a few, sorry bout that.)and sending my special kisses to you.
I even bought this outfit for you, for when you finally let me inside.
I finally get it, you just don't want me. This was the final blow to my loving heart.
The Juan who doesn't love me wrote: |
Ummm, I thought you were just kidding about looking in my window...
I'm keeping my blinds drawn from now on, I'm not sure I want all of my secrets posted on the Interwebs. |
Cold, so very cold, I feel without your warm love. Peeking into your windows was the last thing I had of you and now you have taken that away too.
I promise I won't bother you anymore. I hope you will be forever happy with Ima and her group of bodyguards.
"Au revoir, mon amour".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
@ Jose
I'm not really sure what to say after that. You have made me speechless and very flustered.
I went around giggling all day, and I'm smiling really big as I type this. Still giggling...
I'm not really sure if you understand the can of worms you might be opening with that kinda dance
You might not be able to handle it .....
Here's our next dance, hope you like it and don't step on my toes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxupuUimByY&feature=related
Last but not least........
PARANOID? (very loud southern whine) PARANOID? WHERE ARE YOU PARANOID?
I SAW YOU WHEEL OFF WITH TITANIA THE OTHER DAY. YOU BETTER NOT STILL BE WITH HER DARN IT........
I WANT SOME TIME TOO. WHERE ARE YOU PARANOID?????
ARE YOU HIDING IN THAT CAVE AGAIN??????? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE???? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:00 am |
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I must say that is rather a fetching outfit, and it fits you quite well.....
I hope you noted that while I said I would be keeping the blinds drawn for privacy, I said nothing about locking the doors. Cameras (including cell phones), however, are absolutely not permitted. I've had far too many problems with paparazzi lately, as no doubt you've read in People Magazine. I'm sure you can understand my reticence about seeing details of my tattoo posted here given that, like any popular and desirable celebrity, I prize my privacy.
And although I made passing mention of having received your PMs I did not reveal their steamy content. Nor would I, given that I am a consummate gentleman.
So I hope you'll forgive what merely appeared to be coldness on my part.
Sadly, I am unable to dance like Jose. That is the only way in which he surpasses me, but if that skill is important to you, well....
Bonsoir, Ima! ♥ |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:47 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
I said nothing about locking the doors. |
If you allow stalkers in your house, I'm afraid I'll have to take Stuart away as that's no environment for him to have to endure.
Hi my Sners. :sigh: I missed you today. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:51 am |
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:sigh: Ditto, my lovely Ima.
...in other news, though, Ted got a little bit of lettuce, which he enjoyed tremendously. |
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