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Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:11 am |
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Titania, you just want it all don't you?
Ladies, after you've tried the rest, let me know when you want the best. I'll be waiting. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:49 am |
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@Corona: Thank you for the poem.
@Ghost: Thank you!! ♥ I like the transparent background one.
@DramaQueen: Knock yourself out wooing Juan, it will be a good test of his faithfulness. (Please be nice with the tiny type though. )
I'm quite surprised at that letter from jose, he very specifically stated that he will not be wooing me.
Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
@Dramaqueen, thanks for the tender kisses |
You're not fairing so well with the test, my dear Juan. Maybe I've neglected you a bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FoRdA-tc_k xoxo
Speaking of faithful: Hi my dear Sners. :sigh: ♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWGqoCNbsvM
Don't worry, Titania, he's not lonely. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:52 am |
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Bo, just so you know, I think you look fetching in your stylee gold pith, with the brown one next to it. Your photochopping skills incite localized tingling. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:04 am |
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^^^I have some tingling too, Dr., could you give me something for it? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:34 am |
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I can't believe I did so good
With all of you who thought I could
Nasty, Can't quit thinking
About my light a blinking
Jeff,
I owe you man I'm somewhat like sand
I will make up what I did mess up
I love you bohigal and the dr too
I hope I'll always have the love of both of you
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:42 am |
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Oh, Corona, you will, for sure!
Bo, I have just what you need, although maybe a bit too much.
I only do house calls. Your house, or mine? |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:54 am |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:10 am |
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I do admit a little worry
That Kate monopolizes Murry. |
Too funny. Have no fear I have been baiting him for almost a year now.
I have reported 7 of his bank accounts and will very shortly profile him at Scamwarners.
Ralph was right about him - he IS a pathetic wooooer and steals ALL his poems.
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:59 am |
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The Guru does not steal poems he has not done so yet
Stealing poems is what you would expect from a pet
I write my woos from the very first word
To suggest I steal them is quite obsurd
I focus my thoughts on nobody but you
I open my heart and write my woo
I write of the future and of the past
of loving thoughts and a friendship to last
This is what I will do to show that I do write my woo
I will spend a night with nobody but you
We could sit by a campfire and share a brew
and discuss our love so wonderful and true
If you agree to my plan and I hope you will
I will sparkle and shine and my heart will fill
We will share a night of passion and love
gazing together at the stars above
Ralph is a fine wooer he learnt from a master
But without guidance it would be a disaster
Ralph learnt how to woo from the same master as me
Spend a night by the campfire and then you will see
Stealing woos is so ladlike
Edited to fix a little typo |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
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Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:20 pm |
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Sweet Wonderful Fabulous Titania,
There is no-one as special as you,
Or as brilliant, or as nice,
If I were male I would woo you in a trice.
Also, I always seem to lose at Man-opoly.
Murry is for sure the King of the woo,
But I am certain he will gladly woo you too.
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:23 pm |
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It just so happens that I was working on a woo, I guess it wouldn't hurt to post it now
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Titania Titania a friend so true
I dont want you left out so I wrote you a woo
You are very special and wonderful too
so I wrote this woo especially for you
So very clever and all so caring
A wonderful baitress and very sharing
You give us all smiles and make us feel good
So I wrote you this woo to show that I could
From the very first day that I saw your post
I knew you were a keeper and more caring than most
You shinned and excelled in all that you did
And even Collins Weaver he went and hid
You treated your pets with the contempt they desire
Putting them through pains and holy hell fire
You led by example as the newcomers learnt
A baitres's reputation very much earnt
You inspred and encouraged many to bait
You even inspired Cathartic Kate
So willing to help others, a trait so rare
Many lives are richer because you are there
You showed another talent when you became another
Another who was caring but not like your mother
You helped many a victim to see all of the truth
by teaching and warning and showing the proof
You have been a terrific friend to all but your pets
Saved many a victim from massive debts
Titania your wonderful and a friend so true
So I do hope you liked my very true woo |
Fixed a typo |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:44 pm |
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Dearest Corona,
Thank you for the sweet poetry,
Honey from your lips!
Makes my heart jump for joy,
and even do back flips!
Simple little things,
I know a girl enjoys,
Are sometimes the best things
to have the girl take this boy. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:54 pm |
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@Murry --
::sniff::
That was lovely!
Thank you!
::sniff:: |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:51 pm |
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Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo Passing Titania a tissue
Sorry Badgerbait seems you have a rival
Had an interesting Chart with Ralph.
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Ralph: Darling CK
Me: Yeppers
Ralph: I am concerned that that Murry is making me look an utter ass in the V/Day thread.
Me: Gotcha
Ralph: Well I want to write a woo and you can post for the one who makes my heart sing
Me: OK I am game, Who?
Ralph: Corona
Me: And you are stuck for a rhyme with Corona?
Ralph: Yes - I cannot write "Corona Corona you are such a moaner"
Me: (snigger) - Nor "Corona Corona you give me a boner"
Ralph: Nah - that's inappropriate - though true
Me: Ok try "Corona Corona you are so sweet"
Ralph: Brilliant - give me a minute or two
"Corona Corona you are so sweet,
The Sweetheart that we all wish to meet,
You shine and shimmer and make Eater great,
And occasionally you publish a half decent bait"
Me: Nah - the ending is factual - but you need something mushy - Like - "Please be my valentine and let's have a date"
Ralph: Like it - please post that then
Me: Hang on, it needs some snuggly bunnie stuff - women love that
Ralph: You sure?
Me: Trust me
Ralph: Ok - Need another few minutes
"All day and all night we'll share hugs and kisses galore,
With my wonderful Sweetheart whom I and many adore,
She'll make me laugh, she'll make me giggle,
Especially when it's time to snuggle n squiggle"
Me: Excellantoes
Ralph: (simpering) It was nothing - I am a natural
Me: You are indeedie
Ralph: OK so please post that for me
Me: Will indeedie doo
Ralph: Bye
Me: Byeeeeeeeeeeeee SFP |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:51 pm |
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Where of Where has Dear Dora Gone
For she is the one that I am so fond
and every day she is away
Cause me pain in unimaginable ways
So come back to me Dora my dear
and make my heart leap with cheer
For one more second I cant bear
With you my love I want to share |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:23 am |
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Hi my dear Sners. :sigh: ♥ |
Hi, my Wonderful Ima. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:55 am |
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Enchanting Kate!
I am not worried,
He has done no harm.
Only assisted me,
With my quiet charm.
Then there's you,
Cathartic girl.
Perhaps you could make,
My heart twirl? |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:23 am |
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Hi bohigal!
Hi Corona!
Hi devil_woman!
Hi Dora!
Hi Dramaqueen!
Hi Ima!
Hi Kate!
Hi Titania!
hellos arranged alphabetically so as not to give away any hints
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:23 am |
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^^^Dumpling, you are! I will always be near top.
Badgerbait, love your poem babe!
Ralph, feel like Titania and I sniff too. Mez love the two of you.
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And occasionally you publish a half decent bait"
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Btw, I have so many poems to write before the big day. |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:47 am |
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about Kate, I wrote: |
I hope I am not too late,
I really like Cathartic Kate.
She really makes my head spin,
I hope she has a twin.
Although she does not think much of tags,
I would never let her run around in rags.
I would love a little game,
I hope she will feel the same. |
about Titania, I wrote: |
Such dear sweet words you spoke,
I wasn't sure if you would feel something about this bloke.
Your always kindness gave my heart a poke,
Your wheels are such beautious spokes.
Your big heart is what makes you tick,
I feel that is real slick.
I am certain we would click,
Because you are such a hot chick.
Please don't think I am a ... I am only running into naughty words that rhyme, so I will stop here. |
about DQ, I wrote: |
DQ I hope you are looking in,
To be without you would be a sin.
Your radiance is so bright,
I know it would just feel right.
Your avatar looks like a pron star,
Even from afar.
I know that we could be keen,
Even if the children think it would be obscene. |
about jose, I wrote: |
You are so thoughtful and kind
You are always on the eater ladies' minds
though I write them all poetry
(I cant think of anything that rhymes with "poetry")
Jose you are the best
better than all the rest
you will make all the eater ladies happy
cause all of our woos are so... |
Hi Ima, in a "just friends" kind of way.
Seems I have a "Ghost" (or Jose) writer!
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:03 am |
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Why, thank you 'Noid! |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:10 am |
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Well atleast i love Myself, even if no one else does.
Tim |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:28 am |
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^^^ And who you say you is?
Sweet Noid!
OK, here is Jeff's poem. I thought I finished it to find the next day that I didn't.
I met you on eater
You say you got a peter
The words that make your line
Sounds manly all the time
I seen you on myspace
You want to come to my place
I bet you read my mind
That I would find you so fine
If I looked you in the eye
I would never say good-bye
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:38 am |
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Tim wrote: |
So come back to me Dora my dear |
I am here, sweetie!!
Sorry for being away for so long. I was shopping for Valentine's Day* and just got back and read all the woo's you wrote for me. Thank you so much!
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I like my tomato based |
Me too!! I had so hoped you would agree.
* This is what I got:
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:51 am |
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A serenade. |
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