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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:53 pm |
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Please tell me you know how to operate one of these and/or these and I think I might be falling in love. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:25 pm |
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My inbox is, oddly, empty this morning. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:29 pm |
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I'll smack the arse of Lotta (metaphorically, of course). That's always worked for me in the dating game.
A cheeky and a smack to the arse, and they are mine. |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:26 pm |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:35 pm |
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I'm not sure if I'm going to try this out as I still haven't figured out the gender of most of you.
I also am certain that someone who finds farting so funny as to name herself in a related way would not be very "sought after". I'm also into zombies... |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:37 pm |
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Perhaps the best Valentine video of all time...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-G67BSb9Y
Even Slightly will like it, sorry about not reading properly in the Zombie thread, perhaps the wake up call will save my life someday. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:52 pm |
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How did I manage to miss last year's thread?
And how are any of us women going to compete when Dora appears to have taken most of the men already?
There's always Murry Guru - he'd be my first choice, if Cathartic Kate will lend him to me occasionally. Or if I can drag him away from the Bingo Hall.
Some of the rest of you male-type baiters appear to be the kind of guy who'd rub my foot, snuggle under a warm blanket in front of a fireplace, adorn me with precious jewels, and unclog the sink. I'll await applications. |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:32 pm |
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Don't worry Titania, i won't go for Dora. She would just use me to work on her RV feeding me with left overs from the BBQ. I could go for you, but where would i get those jewels. And then there's that sink. I mean, you're a baiter. That sink could turn in to a rebuild of the kitchen. There's a lot i will do for women but rebuilding a kitchen?
I admit, when i try to unclog the sink it will end with a total rebuild of the kitchen |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:49 pm |
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@ Irish the boots are lovely as is the matching red corset though I'm not sure about the package that arrived this morning.
I dropped it and a strange buzzing was heard that scared the cat.
Is it some sort of zombie killing device? |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:54 pm |
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Fartina o'douriss wrote: |
I still haven't figured out the gender of most of you. |
SOOI is a hermaphrodite, just FYI. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:22 pm |
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Pastor Frank
Would you please provide photographic proof to back up your allegations? |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:23 pm |
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@ Wonderful Titania.
Murry is definetiness teh cream of the crop and an exceptionally gifted woooer.
He does indeedy speak extra-creamily highly of your sweet self too.
I reckon you should always aim for the top, besides the hot tub is a 12 seater.
You are also so right about teh Bingo/Titty bar he chooses to often frequent.
Ask him (by PM) about the stripper with the implantations - he may send you pix.
@ dbest03
Many here also have strong feelings, I reckon you should keep em guessing.
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:25 pm |
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I'm not sure I'm ready to love again. Last year still lingers in my mind like a never ending nightmare I cannot wake from. My heart was torn out, yet alive I watched as it was stepped on, thrown in a trash can, removed from the trash can, then was used as a baseball. Finally is was used to wedge under a car tire until it was kicked out and left in the gutter. |
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3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:41 pm |
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Fartina o'douriss wrote: |
Would you please provide photographic proof to back up your allegations? |
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_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:57 pm |
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This just in from luckey?
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From: luckey
To: jose_cuervo
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:19 pm
Subject: Woo me NOW!!!
jose, there is no need to look any further, I am certain you will find my piccys irresistible and all others will pale in comparison. I didn't have any lacy things to match my chartreuse stilettos but lingerie is so overrated and only gets in the way. wink
<VERY NSFW pics removed for obvious reasons> JC |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:06 pm |
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^^^
Good one!
Pastor Frank
Which one is SOOI? |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:14 pm |
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someone who finds farting so funny as to name herself in a related way. |
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I'm also into zombies... |
In short, every man's dream |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:18 pm |
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Fartina o'douriss wrote: |
Which one is SOOI? |
I'm not sure. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:35 pm |
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I'm in a quandary. There are so many lovely ladies here on eater that it's like being a child in a candy shop. I want them all. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:40 pm |
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^^Awww hugs to you too
I'll hold the candy while you run round all the ladies
In fact hugs to everybody |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:18 pm |
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Please tell me you know how to operate one of these and/or these and I think I might be falling in love. |
Elementary my dear Bankster. |
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:31 pm |
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I want some of NN, mmm. |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:36 pm |
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It was Harry last year, who will be hiding in Dora's attic this year?
Eater lover boys to form a queue from the left, flowers, chocolates and other delights at the ready. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:52 pm |
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My oh my, aren't we a little bit early for this thread ladies and gents? We all love the Valentines thread, but it really is a bit too soon, don't you think - or do we need more time to convince each other of our dying love? |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:11 am |
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I thought I was a bit too early. Especially with last years hippie love fest. Anyway, it's already here. Live and let live I always say.
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card
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