2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:24 pm

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

À ma très chère Ima, voici une chanson d'amour pour toi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxa1ciP5Ht8

Comme le titre indique, je te veux.

:soupir:

Babel fish rocks, huh?

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:25 pm

Hi, all you handsome Eater men, you! Mr. Green

And hi to all you other Eater men. Wink

It's up to you to figure out which group you belong in.

And don't tell me which group the OTHER men belong in - pick yer own group for yerself. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Ook:

No, he really speaks French.

@Juan: Merci beaucoup, mon cher. ♥

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:21 pm

I am in total agreementness with you Sweet Wonderful Titania.

Maybe we Eater Girls should woo each other - whilst they "do their measuring thingy"

I too am a big Andrea lover.

"Ooh - goosebumps goosebumps - Con te partirò"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=QbN0g8-zbdY

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:26 pm

TheGreatOok wrote:

Babel fish rocks, huh?

Actually, in my experience Babel fish sucks! In general Google's translation works better but none of them get it consistently right.

But for French, I don't need them. Wink

EDIT TO ADD:

Just for fun I wrote out my comment in English and Babelfished it into French. This horrific monstrosity is what they turned it into:

Babelfish wrote:

À mon cher Ima, here' ; chanson d'amour de SA pour vous. Pendant que le titre indique, je vous veux.

That's god-awful! Laughing

Google did a slightly better job but still with major errors.

Google Translate wrote:

A mon cher Ima, voici une chanson d'amour pour vous. Comme le titre l'indique, je vous le souhaitez.

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:37 pm

This is going to be the SWEETEST valentine thread.

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:56 pm

Actually I find Babel fish quite fun because it does such a horrendous job. Just do multiple translations and you get some great broken sentences. I should go back and forth between Babel fish and Google translator to see what happens.

I was just trying to throw you off your game a bit, gotta give the other blokes a chance ya know. I personally don't need to throw you off, I just do it for the lulz.

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:26 pm

It still seems a touch too early to begin wooing but I thought I would take a look at some other wooing techniques.

Posting pictures of food

Yes, with a 37 hour Valentines day it is important to keep up your energy.

The strawberries and cream are on the other side and I have already told them we will not be needing plates

Posting pictures of exotic locations

Here I have found a very secluded beach

and here is a little nice shack I have enquired about that is a short moonlit stroll from the beach

Posting you tube links

Who needs to steal songs from the net and pretend its romantic when I could simply get a band to play our favourite songs

Posting a picture of a bed

This looks much like any other bed

Posting a picture of a flower

this one just happens to be made for my valentine, this was a practice run

Speaking in another language

Quote:

Me bello, qui lidos ojos ti ness, me gusta te gulu, te quierro mucho

Stealling from the net just seems sooo unromantic Rolling Eyes

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Well I'm happy to be unromantic then. Very Happy

Jose this reminded me of you.

This for the zombie lovers.

To my Darling ParaNoid

I hear you loud and clear
At least I think I understand it all my dear
Your love is so great you might need eight
Lovely Valentines for yourself this year

Last year I was bound to only one true hearts desire
He was a gem of a man who had lots of fire
But you sweet twisted one are so kind you inspire
To make me want to give you your hearts desire

So if you need more than three to be happy
I wont stand in your way but secretly I will want you to only want me
My fingertips up your spine would be so divine
And the sweet words I could whisper in your ear dear ParaNoid be mine

I will wait for that fateful date
To see if you have picked me for your Valentine date
If you have then you will see just how lucky you will be
For I am a lover who can make all your dreams come true

Your pleasure would be endless and when I'm through
You wont remember anyone else that you might have wooed
You will never have to beg for anyone to be yours true
You are the sweetest man and a little twisted too so special you deserve to be wooed

Your funny humor makes me laugh and your sweetness shines through
I am so happy and glad to be noticed by you
I promise not to tie you to the bed and beat you with my shoe
Unless that is something that you would like to have done to you Wink

Something to think about....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM

Also I hope this doesn't happen to anyone this year. Shocked

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:12 am

I wrote this a few years ago, but it's still appropriate.

Quote:

The Search

When I was young and newly-fledged,
A nestling on my ownsome,
My standards for a mate were strict,
And I was mostly lonesome.

He must be just so tall, so broad,
So thoughtful, and so wealthy;
So educated, handsome, too;
So humorous, so healthy.

No doubt somewhere there lived a man
Who fit that list completely,
Whose every smallest quality
Would match my wants so neatly.

But he was somewhere I was not,
And as the years went by me
My list grew less specific, and
More nearly like men nigh me.

But Mr. Right is still unmet,
And now my predilection
Is simply for a man to share
A warm, sincere affection.

No fireworks, no swoons of joy,
No passion overpow’ring,
But just a calm and quiet love
Within our hearts a-flow’ring.

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:59 am

Hi Titania! Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Titania that was lovely!! clapping

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:15 am

That is lovely, girlfriend! Very Happy

I think I have three wooing me, it was four until big foot^^^came along. Laughing

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm155/eater_photos/27april-1.jpg

If you three are not wooing me, would you let me know? Laughing

Here me was, Badgerbait! Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:18 am

I don't know where you found my RL picture, Corona (I'm the one on the right), but I'm afraid Ima has already captured my heart this year. I'm sorry to disappoint you, I would certainly have been happy to woo you but under the circumstances I'm afraid that's just not possible. I'm sure you understand.

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For those of you who don't want to click on Corona's link, as JF noted, he is "the one on the right"

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:17 pm

Thank you for the stunning picture of you, Corona...it cancels out the pic of Juan and JM at their night job.

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:35 pm

Hi, Jose!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Hey, what's wrong with having big feet anyway? Some people can't help it you know, don't be a big foot hater. Cool

I'm sure if you beg in a pretty way he will come running back to you, he seems to be wobbling a bit anyway. Laughing

It's ok if I'm all alone for Valentines, I have been there many times before.
Go ahead and take them all, I will understand and go sit in the corner and watch everyone else have fun. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:16 pm

Jaun, you are one hot man if I must say so. Very Happy

Hi JM!

Are you going to let him treat you this way? Laughing

Badgerbait, thanks for your PM. Cool

Sis, I am not a foot hater and I'm just jealous of your dainty feet. I could not stand to see you in a corner alone on any day, if you did not want to be. Wink

.

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:56 pm

Corona wrote:

Jaun, you are one hot man if I must say so.

Why, thank you, Corona! Coming from you that means a lot. Wink

But actually, I'm much better looking in person.

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:20 pm

Wow Juan!

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:38 pm

Ahem,

Completely Endearing
Optically Pleasing
Really Quite Charming
Officially an Eater Babe
Never Negative
Awesomer than SOOI

I even kept it clean... Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^^ Squeaky clean Laughing

Thanks sis, I'm glad you dont want me in a corner.
There might be spiders in the corner and Im scared of spiders.
Although with my big feet I smash a lot of spiders so they should be scared of me. Cool

Wow Juan , what are you trying to do start a stampede, you hottie you. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Corona: Juan is indeed handsome. He's charming as well. KEEEEEEEP OOOOOFFFFF OOOOOOOOO CATBINGO!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Juan. Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Please don't stab us in the eyes Ima, we can't help but look when he comes around. We are only human.
We won't touch though, promise.

Run sis run!!! Danger! Danger!

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