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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:44 am |
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Hi Dramaqueen!! |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:46 am |
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'Noid, you should be telling the ladies to enjoy the sweet treats but beware the poisoned pen...
His words are sweet poison ladies, sounds like honey but in time will burn like acid. |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:15 am |
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I feel as if I have a hot rod lover, a chevy driver that is poetic and a guy that sweetens my tooth, wooing me! 
For the rest of you, just because I am Eater's Sweetheart doesn't mean that you can not woo me. 
Stand up now guys or forever hold your piece.  |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:26 am |
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I think the problem with many of the eater men, no names mentioned , is that they are very comfortable with holding their *ahem* "piece", as you so nicely put it, and hesitate to get out of their comfort zone for fear of rejection.  |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:35 am |
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@Ima:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7PHHS3Wo08&feature=related |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:55 am |
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Gee thanks, Juan. I have been rehearsing all day and finally finished my music video for the object(s) of my woo (yet to be announced for reasons best known by me) and you have to go and try to steal all limelight.
For my woo-ee(s)
Razor has nearly finished his as well but carelessly left it in the mod-room camcorder. Here is the sneak preview of JMR's woo video. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:59 am |
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Dramaqueen, starting Easter early are we? 
Scamerella, nice legs. I also enjoy riding. |
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Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell  ) "we are dieing here"
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:07 am |
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Thank you for the lovely song, Juan.
@jose: Even better than Juan's romantic song . . . Look at his new avatar. :sigh: Very sweet, Juan. ♥ |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:20 am |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:25 am |
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Well hello Drama Queen,
To year from you is always so keen.
If you are available, my heart will lean
The losers on Eater will turn Green*.
My poems are original works or art,
Others can only F**t.
The thought of us apart
Tears at the fabric of my heart.
Some will try to whip up hate,
For them the train will be late.
I don't want to name names,
Just don't listen to Badgerbait.
This year will not be the same,
Though some wooing will be quite lame.
The things I can write a library could not contain
The world my heart cannot restrain.
While others are but a stain,
NN has given me the keys to his Love train
I won't ever cause you pain
You pleasure will be hard to contain.
*Not that there is any thing wrong with being Green... |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:31 am |
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@ Corona
I can't tell you who I am wooing, but I can tell you who I'm not wooing, and that would be Ima. Snerd and Juan have the market cornered there. Besides Ima and I have a mods-with-benefits thing going that public displays of mushiness would only serve to ruin.  |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:32 am |
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Dear Eater Sweetheart Corona,
You will never be alon-a
The boys or Eater will find a way
To help you have a nice day.
In this thread you must stay,
Many others will find a way.
To say your post make their day,
When you come out to play.
We love to see your face,
It brightens up this whole place.
Be careful of the "lad" you choose,
Most will take the time to snooze.
Your heart it is true,
To the one to whom love is due.
I know you know how to make a good stew,
Particularly in a car built for two!
Edited to add "built" and b/c Jose make me look...
no mod-edits for you - JC |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:38 am |
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^^What??? it's perfect...
No wait, there is a change I need to make. 
I am having a hard time resisting... 
Edit: Dang it Jose! Now this looks silly, wait I remember what youse wrote.
| Jose the tormentor deleted what he wrote: |
| /\/\ Go ahead and edit. You know you want to. |
I know I will NOT win at this game, but what the heck?
Edited to add: Did you win the pool today regarding how many edits I would make today?
Edit again: Now you have me all disturbed (not that it is hard to do). I had too many "today"s in the above sentence. Would some kind Mod please fix it for me??? |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:38 am |
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Hahaha! Made you look! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:46 am |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:00 am |
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@ ParaNoid
I am confused by your post. Are you implying that I would do something to make you look silly? 
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:04 am |
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Why no Jose', I think I need my meds need to be adjusted...
No Eater Mod would attempt to make me look silly, particularly when my poems are so fine.
Edit to add: I would have "reported" this post, but you are the onlyiest one on duty. Rats!!! |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:12 am |
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I have never been persued in this quest. I don't expect this year to be any different. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:52 am |
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Oh guys, you post so many different links to cheesy love songs, yet your feeble attempts to conceal that they all boil down to exactly the same thing are still so obvious.
The title alone is NSFW
At least I'm being honest!
The title alone is NSFW
edited. TS |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:34 pm |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:44 pm |
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Corona, sweetest on the forums, hope you enjoyed those nice "words" from 'Noid.
You know who you are,
sweetheart baiter,
first to offer internet smiles
to those who need it,
good or bad.
Truly so sweet
I find it hard to believe
anyone would need a lime
to enjoy you. |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:56 pm |
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Hint - When I see a link to an Andrea Bocelli love song, I'll know who's after me. |
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those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:03 pm |
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@Ghost: Don't worry, I haven't been getting health insurance from jose, just my 401k. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:04 pm |
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Oh Juan, that was a lovely song to Ima. She is very lucky to have such a fine wooer as yourself.
Your new avatar is so sweet too!
Hi Doc!
Hi tooooooo sexy Jose!
Whoever gets you for their lucky Valentines Day gift will certainly have their hands full, hehehe.
Your wooing valentine song was so enlightening!
I don't think I'm ever gonna be the same after seeing JMRazors song tho........
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Oh my that had me in a fit of giggles, dear Corona. So many things could be said to that!
Dearest Reaper, I have no idea what you are on about
Sweetest ParaNoid I found no fault with your lovely rhyme
I appreciate all the time you put into your special lines
Pay no attention to Tooooo Sexy Jose
He really loves to only play and tease you in his special way
I hope that doesn't really sound gay
I certainly didn't mean it in that way!!! Please don't ban me Jose!
Sweet twisted one your lovely words made my day
So happy and pleased you have found your way
To wooing me for Valentines day
Although, I have seen you looking around
I hope this isn't a joke and your words are sound
I would hate to give my heart so early
To have you run off with another girlie!
There is one thing I must confess
I love Fords and that might make you upset
Although Chevy's are sweet and really neat
Nothing gets my heart beating like being in the seat
Of a beautiful Ford Mustang feeling the heat
As I race the tight corners with the windows down
Feeling the wind tearing at my crown
The throb of the engine purring like a big cat
I feel so happy and content I hope this doesn't put a dent
In any feelings you might have for me yet sweetest ParaNoid
@RedShoes, throw something out for the guys to nibble on. You never know how many bites you will get. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:43 pm |
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