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meloncoly
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 123
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:29 pm |
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This is one of the worst excuses I've had from a lad, I know it's not good to educate them, but I let so many things slide I just had to query his date of birth. His passport said 1957 and his father (ex-Liberian leader) was born in 1948, making him a very young father with no records of this son existing.
He obviously didn't really check his fake benin passport, with benin nationality, because he said I made up the 1957 and he was actually born in 1970.
But he has a good excuse for this and I for one definitely believe him and will continue the transaction ^^
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Thanks for your mail.Please I want you to know that why i did that is
because my friends use to called me small boy that is why i change it
to there own age 1957 because of all my friends is born in 1957 that
is why take my own age up too so that they will not call me small boy
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He only wants 75k to release 65m, bargain! |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:40 pm |
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I once had a lad who sent a passport claiming she was born 2 years after she told me her parents died.
I didn't want to educate him about the error, but I spent the whole rest of the bait asking if she was a ghost, asking after her ectoplasm, trying to get her to talk about her haunts, etc. It was fun for me, and confusing as hell for the lad. |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:11 pm |
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I think YOU should start to call him "Small boy". We know how they love that title. |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:22 pm |
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ScammedOut: You beat me to it! Lads just love to be called 'small boi'. Melancholy, since you and your lad are so close now you should be calling him by his childhood name.
Lads make a lot of excuses. The most frequent excuses I seem to get: they were sick and in the hospital, someone died, or network problems. Lads lie. That's what they do for a living! |
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- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
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Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
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Tyr Yuanoowon
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Posts: 80
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:59 pm |
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Who would call a 53 year old man a small boy? Maybe if he looks physically small but is secretly born in 1957. Perhaps he's been embezzling some of your big money into youth potions? I think you better grill him on this, before long your money will be gone and your lad will be an infant. This is serious business! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:34 am |
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The Lad who eventually gave me my Thor-slaying-Jurmungadr trophy pix only did that when he piked out on doing a previous task:
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You are required to symbolically re-enact the sacrifice of Tyr to the Fenris Wolf. For this you must acquire a large dog, of any breed similar to the Alsatian (German Shepherd) and of sufficient size (ie full growth).
At dead of night, you must strip to the waist, paint the rune Tiwaz upon your chest, and then place your right hand between the jaws of the dog. This action must be photographed, and the photograph forwarded to me as proof that the action was performed. |
After a lot of ducking and weaving the Lad said:
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My Late Father Death, my stepmother use Dog to killed my father through sitten dog to his accident, ever since them we have been forbiden dogs. |
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You are lying!
I asked Elizabeth how your father had died and she showed me the initial emails. You stated that he had died from "protracted diabetes". This is not caused by dog bites!
This pathetic deception bodes ill for you. We who worship the Aesir hold sacred the pledged word and the need for honesty between us.
Complete the task and forward the evidence within fourteen days or you will be outcast without hope of redemption. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:26 am |
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^ next time get him to re-enact the conception of Sleipnir[/url].... he gets to play the part of Loki |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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