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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:55 pm

I hate Lads but I absolutely detest Cancer Lads.

One recent scammer is writing to Cammy as "Mrs W1ll1am (or W1ll1ams) H0pe" ( Very Happy

) and fine, I've been passed on to the banker, who wrote to Cammy that:

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THE BENEFICIARY IS ADVICED TO STATE THAT THE ACCCOUNT INFORMATIONS STATED ABOVE WILL ACCOMODATE THE SAID AMOUNT.

That baffled Cammy, who replied:

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I'm confused: "THE BENEFICIARY IS ADVICED TO STATE THAT THE ACCCOUNT INFORMATIONS STATED ABOVE WILL ACCOMODATE THE SAID AMOUNT" doesn't make any sense. All banks accounts are created equal.

Apparently not:

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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES NO SENSE TO YOU BECAUSE SOME ACCOUNT NUMBER ARE CREATED WITH A CERTAIN LIMITTED AMOUNT THEY CAN CARRY SO IF YOU ARE ASKED TO STATE THAT YOUR ACCOUNT CAN ACCOMODATE THE AMOUNT APPROVED IN YOUR NAME THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IN THAT THAN FOR YOU TO SAY YES OR NO .
YOUR REMARKS ARE VERY DERUGATORY AND IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE A JOKER OR NOT INTERESTED TO RECEIVE THE FUND YOU SIMPLY SAY SO THAN TRYINT TO PICJK UP UNNECESSARY FAULT.
WE HAVE OUR RULES AND REGULATION TO ABIDE BY AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE IT FOR US.

I let that one go as the Cancer Lady told Cammy (emphasis added):

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How are you today hope you are OK.Please i am writing to know your position about this transaction,yesterday i receive a mail from the bank they told me that i should tell my partner that they give you only one week to conclude this transaction. please be positive to the bank also to me as you explain you self to me i see you as a good someone.

After soothing but angry words to 'her':

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I know you're very sick (may Skadhi lend you strength), but I think you should tell the bank, in all politeness, to shut the fuck up. They've got no right to set deadlines and they should have told me rather than you! How can they be so heartless?

It's off to slap the Banker:

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You told Mrs H0pe that there's a time limit on this deal. Well, here are two things to remember.
[1] You don't set time limits because you can't. This takes as long as it needs to, and no arguments! Do you understand?
[2] Mrs H0pe is mortally sick. She is not your messenger service - so anything to do with this business you say to me! Do you understand?
I am not a joker; I am a young woman who doesn't know much about banks but does understand good manners a lot better than you.

I feel much better for that.

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:33 pm

Yastreb wrote:

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[...] AND IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE A JOKER OR NOT INTERESTED TO RECEIVE THE FUND YOU SIMPLY SAY SO THAN TRYINT TO PICJK UP UNNECESSARY FAULT.

...and if you're not a joker, you should not be so difficult about the holes in our story but just play along!