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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

First of all let me explain this particular topic. Looking through my last self titled topic i noticed a lot of movie quotes going in there. So I thought I should open this thingy-me-do-dah up for people to add their own favourite movie quotes.

I would like to add, especially to the admins and the mods, that I have no intention of opening up any more self titled topical threads...At least not for the rest of this decade Very Happy

Shall I begin? Smile


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In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they have brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? - The cuckoo clock!


Harry Lime (Orson Welles) - The Third Man

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RRRRRRIIPPP!! AAARRRGGHHH!

- 40 Year Old Virgin (chest waxing scene)



btw - Two corners Panto? Go for four and make a square!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@badgerbair

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btw - Two corners Panto? Go for four and make a square!


fair do's dude..I shall go for all four corners...bring me slippers, cigars and a smoking jacket....Oh yeah baby, i is the new Heff Very Happy...What a wonderful square life i shall have Very Happy (someone please slap me to wake me up from this perfect waking dream I am having right now)




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President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in Dr Strangelove (a movie full of memorable quotes)

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not surprisingly, given one of my main baiter personae, I have a fondness for Firefly and Serenity.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head.
He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin'
back at me - with nothin'.
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

Captain: What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach.

Both from Cool Hand Luke, second one also used by
Guns 'N Roses as intro to Civil War.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From The Bank Job:

Quote:
Eddie Burton: [over radio] All clear on the western front, Guy.
Dave Shilling: [grabbing the radio from Guy] No names, Eddie.
Eddie Burton: [over radio] Sorry, Dave.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
crowd: Yes, we are all individuals

lone voice: I'm not


Life of Brian

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Life of Brian

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love movies. Here are some great lines from classic films.

Regina: Mean Girls
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She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.


Quote:
Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No no no... Anything else?
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.


Now I'm off to find some good ones from that Classic, 'Bring It On'.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Quentin: So... expelled?
'Young' Carl: That's right.
Quentin: What for?
'Young' Carl: I suppose smoking was the clincher.
Quentin: Drugs or cigarettes?
'Young' Carl: Well, both.
Quentin: Well done! Proud of you. So your mum sent you here in the hope that a little bracing sea air would sort you out?
'Young' Carl: Something like that.
Quentin: Spectacular mistake.




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Quote:
You are a sad, strange little man.


Toy Story

... and almost lost in the ambient noise in The Santa Clause 2

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Gone with the wind:

Quote:
Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Quote:
Scarlett: I can shoot straight, if I don't have to shoot too far.
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Scarlett: I only know that I love you.
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Laughing Laughing Laughing

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I've been to one World's Fair, a picnic and a rodeo, and that's the STUPIDEST thing I've ever heard!!!


Major Kong - Dr.Strangelove.


I'm a little frightened at that fact that I've been thinking recently of starting up a Carl LaFong character to bait from...great choice SH!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Way into the future < Aliens > :

Male Marine challenges a well-toned Female Marine who is energetically doing pullups:
Quote:
"Hey, Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"


Vasquez replies (while continuing pullups):
Quote:
"No. Have you?"

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Brian is writing a slogan on a wall, oblivious to the Roman patrol approaching from behind. The slogan is "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS".


Centurion: What's this thing? "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"? "People called Romanes they go the house?"
Brian: It... it says "Romans go home".
Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"?
Brian hesitates

Centurion: Come on, come on!
Brian: (uncertain) "ROMANUS".
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: "-ANUS".
Centurion: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is?
Brian: "-ANI".
Centurion: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI". "EUNT"? What is "EUNT"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go"!
Brian: "IRE"; "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT".
Centurion: So "EUNT" is ...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...?
He lifts Brian by his short hairs

Brian: The ... imperative.
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Um, oh, oh, "I", "I"!
Centurion: How many Romans? (pulls harder)
Brian: Plural, plural! "ITE".
Centurion strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" on the wall

Centurion: "I-TE". "DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: (very anxious) Dative?
Centurion draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat

Brian: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative, ah, DOMUM, sir.
Centurion: Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...?
Brian: ... the locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: "DOMUM".
Centurion: (satisfied) "DOMUM"...
He strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM"

Centurian: ..."-MUM". Understand?
Brian: Yes sir.
Centurion: Now write it down a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: (saluting) Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.


From "Life Of Brian"... if you did Latin at school you'll understand Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?


Airplane

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Quote:
Bernadette: [to Shirley] Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!


... some time and many laughs later ...

Quote:
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Felicia: He didn't?
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Felicia: Ugh! Yucky! I suppose it gives a whole new meaning to "cracking a fat", though, doesn't it?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More Flying High (as Airplane! was called over here)

Quote:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with doctors and patients, but that's not important right now.


Quote:
[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.


Quote:
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley


Quote:
Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

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From the movie Leon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favorite of all time.

Quote:
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.


You have to watch the scene to get the full effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dumb & Dumber:

Quote:

Harry: Where's the booze?

Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even
see it coming.

Harry: Oh, no, no.

Lloyd: Come on, Harry.

Harry: It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.

Lloyd: Yeah?

Harry: He's dead.

Lloyd: Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?

Harry: His head fell off.

Lloyd: His head fell off?

Harry: Yeah. He was pretty old.

LLoyd: Oh, thats it! I've had it with this place!

Lloyd: We've got no food, we've got no jobs! Our pet's heads are falling off!
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