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Jammy
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's my first published bait!

http://members.419eater.com/~jammy/miseducation.htm

Believe it or not, this is a "short" one. I won't even tell you how many hours it took to gather all the emails together, and format them nicely, etc. When I first came here, I wondered why more people didn't publish full baits. Now I know!

It is representative of my technique, which is largely straight baiting, but gets silly and surreal rather quickly when we get off script. Your feedback is most welcome.

Thanks to all the help I've gotten over the last few months on the forums!

If you take the time to read it, I would love your constructive criticism.

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Published Bait: The Miseducation of Chief Mrs Watusi FBI Mrs
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
perfidous and malifulous and utterly punktatious


*falls out of my seat laughing*

I really hope I encounter a confused lad using those words someday Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love this website.

My side now hurts badly!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have tears running down my face and can almost not catch my breath. This is my first post/reply here and I am indebted to you for the joy you have brought me. I will continue to study the ways.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've only read the first 2 mails so far and I'm loving it!

But I have an idea and I didn't want to get dilluted in LOLs and lose it: I couldn't so far go over all the site so this might have already occurred to some of you, but if not, a note to the admins:

Just as it's unbelievable that some people do fall for the simple scams, but it happens, then as this activity grows, it would be possible, though unbelievable, that a bater would get paranoid and fall for this hilarious "legal" scams.

So maybe a footnote or something, or just raise this thread to a new level of awareness.

(that sounded off)

I'm gonna keep reading and I'm already LOLing.
btw, Doesn't the lady in the picture look too light to be of pure Yoruba stock?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jammy, that is so brilliant.

Quote:
not even any of the David Williams still have your trunk boxes


I love the way that Barry trusted the wrong people by following Mrs Patience's advice. The Lad must have been so frustrated and thinking, 'No, no, no - that is not the conclusion you are supposed to reach!'

A marvellous way to make it the Lad's fault that it all goes wrong. And a method I shall certainly adapt for my own use - so thank you.

And the Lad must be left with so many thoughts of 'if only...' and 'what if I had....?'

And so entertaining as well. You must have so looked forward to receiving the next installment throughout that.

Brilliant.

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Jammy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for all the kind words.

@branwen -- Yes, this was a fun one. Any time I get a lad off script, it becomes very amusing (at least for me). When "Mrs. Patience" said that real people would do whatever you ask within 24 hours, but that scammers wouldn't, I knew I had hit a gold mine! Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the Divinity School Diploma. Well done. I think you should have a Bison carving in there somewhere, Laughing , but otherwise well done.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jammy, I bow down to your baiting greatness! That was hilarious!
Do you know how the bridge over the Atlantic Ocean is coming along?

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Garrrrr...sea monsters!!!!!!!!!!!! They foil many a good plan!!!!!!!!!!

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Jammy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fartina o'douriss wrote:
Do you know how the bridge over the Atlantic Ocean is coming along?


I'm sure it must be mostly finished by now, since the true David Williams was so convincing!

@BobJohnson-- I'm trying to incorporate sea monsters or the Loch Ness monster into all my baits these days, just as a personal challenge. Razz

Thanks for reading!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very funny! clapping Enjoyed it Mr. Green very much Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great work, appreciate you posting this!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just finished reading it. That was some epic baiting, Jammy. I'm going to demand the Mr. Banana seal of Authentic Money from now on. Very Happy I loved the way you kept "misunderstanding" the scammer's instructions and sending the other guy all the money--thanks to Mrs. Patience's helpful advice.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I loved how you randomly included goats throughout the bait. "Guns and goats." It had me rolling!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nicely done Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beautiful and inspiring work.
Thanks for publishing it!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jammy - I love it!! I got confused just trying to keep the characters straight, so I can well imagine the mugu's confusion.

Bruin

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That was sensational! I registered just so I could say thanks.

Brilliant!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. Just. Wow. Great job! Love the "power ranger attack" on the nefarious Piggo's lair, with "guns and goats." Very, very entertaining. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Where to begin lavishing praise on this?

The assault led by "many guns and goats", the "banana seal of authentic money", the "power ranger attack"

I have to take my hat off to the quality and humour of the documents sent to the scammer. Absolutely bloody hilarious.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

just read this bait from start to finish. one of the best i have seen. clapping lad stupidity and lazyness know no bounds. jammy i take my hat of to you Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Double false premises is a pretty gutsy scam. Sending someone money to avoid getting arrested simply makes no sense, at least not in this country. And you're guilty because you had been robbed by criminals? This was perfect for the "I'm so terribly confused..." responses because what isn't confusing about this?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just heard that some fishermen caught a giant sea monster and when they cut it open, all kinds of treasure poured out including your two giant boxes of money. Now they are waiting for someone to claim this money if they can identify the boxes.

in real life, I was laughing so hard with the mis-direction and confusion you dealt the scammer banghead . hope he has ulcers after dealing with you. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm, I'm working on a scammer using the name "Mrs Farida Waziri" too now. Using the same EFCC logo on her mails, but a different photo on the signature. Similar script too (The FBI is after my character for money laundering charges, and only her (expensive) certificate can save me from arrest).
Using a rediffmail.com address. IP tracks to Benin.

Wonder if it's the same lad? Smile

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