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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been snowed in for 2 days, I realise that this is not an extra-ordinary length of time and that further north it has been bad since well before Christmas. However, I am sick of it already!

It looks beautiful and I should be out in it taking lots of fabulous pictures, but I can go nowhere quickly, can't see my man Sad, he can't get to me Sad, I can't go to work (was Very Happy but is now Sad ). His birthday is Tuesday and the weather isn't looking good, we have both booked Mon and Tues off because we wanted to have a good birthday for him.....

Feeling very Crying or Very sad as it seems that this could go on for another week!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What, you don't have a dog sled??? Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What I'd give for any kind of sled right now! There was a man on the news in Fareham, Hampshire, he was using a hovercraft!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, time to use your feminine wiles and track down someone with a snowmobile (or hovercraft)...

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol if I thought someone out there had one, I'd be there offering whatever it took, well maybe not 'whatever'.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing What about using the "damsel in distress" mode and faint when a snow-worthy vehicle comes by?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ms Mockinatrix wrote:
lol if I thought someone out there had one, I'd be there offering whatever it took, well maybe not 'whatever'.



OK. Maybe not a hovercraft, but I've got 2 tennis rackets that look a bit like snow-shoes. Sellotape them to your feet and nobody will notice the difference.

Of course, this magnificent offer doesn't come for free.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SOOI - why am I not surprised by your offer of 'unfree' help lol what were you hoping for in return?

JMR - lol I might try that, I'm not the usual 'in distress' type but it's worth a go

How long do you think it will take me to get from Berkshire to Hertfordshire, walking with 'tennis' shoes?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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SOOI - why am I not surprised by your offer of 'unfree' help lol what were you hoping for in return?



What ya got?
No more cardboard or old newspaper - Nurse Nasty has already given me enough of that to last a lifetime. Although what he's going to do for bedding arrangements now, beats me. Not my problem though.

Remember - this is Sellotape you'll be using to hold these babies on. Not your generic shop brand crap sticky tape. The price is therefore a little bit higher than is normally expected.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
Not your generic shop brand crap sticky tape. The price is therefore a little bit higher than is normally expected.


Coming from a squirrel that means exactly what? You paid 6 acorns instead of your usual miserly 3? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've just been shovelling the bloody stuff, so I'm rather sick of it now. I read an article on the BBC website that saidthat while many places in the USA make it a legal obligation to clear the snow outside your house, and of course, Switzerland and Germany tell you just how many cm the path has to be (and no doubt come round and measure), in the UK you are risking getting sued if you don't do a good enough job of it and someone slips.

Typically, my 4WD car has been blocked in all week by the wife's 2WD one, her place of work has been shut since Tuesday, so I'm having to present the illusion of working for a living all day. Twisted Evil

Tommorow we will try and break free, before we run out of important stuff, like beer. A place near us was on the lunchtime news, for hitting minus 18 Degrees C last night. Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
n the UK you are risking getting sued if you don't do a good enough job of it and someone slips.


The answer is NOT to do any kind of snow/ice clearing job, then you can't be sued for making it dangerous ... stoopid but true Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope it snows up to my knees and I can't get out for days, again! jump_4_joy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Typically, my 4WD car has been blocked in all week by the wife's 2WD one, her place of work has been shut since Tuesday, so I'm having to present the illusion of working for a living all day. Twisted Evil


Snow chains on the Harley? Luckily I got rid of my old car just before this lot arrived. I'll post a picture of my new toy when I get to see it in daylight!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The first snow came one week before xmas and since then we have snowfall now and then. Some days when the sun shines the snow melts a little otherwise we would have half a meter snow by now. Saturday the weather prophets are promising heavy snowfall again. I live in the Netherlands, we're not suppose to have real winters here! I'm considering trading my ice skates with a pair of ski's.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image Image

^^^^ Nottinghamshire County Cricket Club, taken high up from behind the Fox Road end^^^^^

The (UK) East Midlands has escaped most of the snow but this was the scene at Trent Bridge yesterday.

Their lawn looks in the same condition as mine !

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ms, look at it from a positive angle... at least you don't have to lie about not being able to go to the WU this week.. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mid-30s (Celsius) for the next three days, and 40 plus on Monday... I'd almost welcome some winter weather.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sitting here in my shorts and tee shirt wondering why people allow themselves to be subjected to horrible weather. Two days ago I had to run the air conditioner in the car and ended up at the beach. The water was too cold for me but my son went swimming.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ms Mockinatrix wrote:
How long do you think it will take me to get from Berkshire to Hertfordshire, walking with 'tennis' shoes?


Strange question, but I do have an answer to it, I once walked from the far side of Windsor, not far from Ascot, to Elstree in Hertfordshire, it took me 10 hours to walk it, it was nice weather when I set off, but rained for about 8 of the 10 hours, and my feet were hurting for about a week afterwards.

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This is the route by road which is 31 miles, I started walking along the M25 for a bit before the police pulled over and told me to get off the motorway, I was then lost walking along roads I didn't know, so wouild have been further than the 31 miles I think: Windsor to Elstree!

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Oh, and I was wearing brogues instead of tennis shoes, not the best for walking in Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I saw that image printed in the local rag - very beautiful, makes a change from the conventional green & pleasant land.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice at first but I'm sick of it now.
I can't get about and it's costing me money.

I have two trunks lodged with a security company and they can't deliver them to me. Until I pay a release fee.
But, I can't get to the WU office because of the snow!

Always something Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Scam why on earth did you do that?!

SOOI, what have I got? umm.....damn I have no money, can't you do it for free?

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