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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:01 pm

And there is more:)???????

Ahhh cannot wait, please let someone find the boxes.

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:37 pm

dogsbum wrote:

what could you have possibly said to our comic(al) hero lads that would convince them into shaving their heads and eyebrows and pissing into the box?

Oblivious is a very literal person. When I sent him the example of what he needed to wear, the comic character generator I used has options for hair and eyebrows. I just left them off to see what would happen.

He later asked me if his mates who helped him dig the hole had to do the same. Of course the answer is 'yes'.

I can't help but wonder what their friends must be thinking when they are asked to shave their head and eyebrows. Is there a moment of confusion? Does Oblivious say it with such conviction that they just do it without thinking? Or do they laugh for an hour and then begrudgingly do it?

I treat my scammers like they treat their victims. I coddle them. Make them comfortable. Make sure I am there to answer all their questions. I become their friend, so when I say, "Hey you need to fill a giant pink box with these items, take a leak to seal it up good and proper, bury it and give me the address" - they don't even blink. (Much to my amusement)

I am just as surprised every single time when they just do it. It's a monument to their greediness and gullibility. I love to make my scammers feel exactly their victims feel. Lost, confused, regretful, disappointed, etc etc. I just like to add total, public humiliation to the mix.

dogsbum wrote:

Plus was Fraud Star doing a standing squat of does she have a dick?

I can say with 100% complete and total certainty that she has all the right bits in all the right female places. I don't know how she is actually performing the task in that picture. I suspect she may have a bottle of water behind her purple cat flap.

However I do have an odd update from both of them.

Oblivious doing a complete 180 wrote:

What really is the problem,what happened? Along the line there seem to be a break down in the faith we had in each other. There was a level of trust or at least i thought there was.Can you just for the sake of my understand the situation tell me what is wrong. I for the sake of good conscience want to understand you and were you are coming from. Please lets leave all aside and discuss so that we can understand our faults and then remedy the situation. I may have offended you for that i want to say i am sorry but i said things out of been upset and abandoned. I do not know this person and i did not think it was proper that we should be meeting while she was there.
All aside,please tell me your thoughts your real thoughts so that we can move on if only just to be friends.

I am still stoked about lads meeting.

And... still hooked...

Fraud-Star wrote:

What shall one gain in this world and lost his or her life, go to internet and see something about Nigerians scamers, you will see that the Nigerian Minister is scaming you, because he use this to upset you away from meeting with us, so that he can see chance to swindle money from you.

Mind you Nigerians are very bad, as you are calling him a good man, he is not a goodman, you will regreat of knowing that man that you are calling a goodman, can you give me his Telephone Number.

He is not working for any banker, rather he is the one that is scaming you, so be very carefully, i am back to my country, so if you want to see me then come, but as for me, i will not tell you anything regarding this matter, because this Nigerian man is caring you blinde, make sure you did not offer him anything yet becaues this is how Nigerians run scams, you have all my information and medical reportes, this can proved to you whom i am. you belived i am a scam, then handover all that belong to me to the Nigerian man, since you see him as a goodman, you will regreat of this Nigerian man. if you have done anything to him.

The Nigerian man whom you trusted, is a very big lie, i swear with my body that he will die,by lieying against me, what i told you is how it is, and you know everything about me.i am ready for you to come to see me here in my country.

I am not anxious of anything from you, but you will letter come to know who is the right person, i pray that God of faithfullness will open your eyes to see who is scamers either me or the Nigerian Man.

She really, really, really, really, really, really hates this imaginary man.

Such a hypocrite. Her initial email is the dying widow with millions scam. This was my very first response to her format.

NN wrote:

It is terrible to hear of your terminal illness. I shall pray for your immortal soul. You will die and if you have been pure in life you will be transferred to heaven. The illness will cause you great pain and suffering. There are many drugs to take away the pain. Bless you and embrace your death.

In regards to your money I suggest you will it to a worthy charity. Your lawyers can draw up the papers and all you need to do is sign them. There is no need for any hoop jumping.

Die in peace sweet lady. May the pain be brief and may you enjoy one last moment of happiness.

By the third email she was hooked. Such is greed. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:31 pm

My goodness, these guys are in a whole world of pain, they must be going through every emotion there is. Brilliant. There greed cant let them let go of possible riches!!!!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

dogsbum about NN wrote:

I think your cool and all that but dude, you would have to be pretty amazing for me to do that little number.

Once his hooks are in you, you would do it. He has a way.
Be glad you're on our team. Laughing

Fraud-Star wrote:

i swear with my body that he will die,by lieying against me

Oh no! That imaginary man should be scared. Maybe she is like an anaconda, and she will squeeze him to death??? Shocked

NN wrote:

She really, really, really, really, really, really hates this imaginary man.
Laughing

Are you going to put her naughty bits on a bill board? Tell her the Nigerian man hacked your computer and is publicising her as a scammer prostitute? Twisted Evil

I'm sorry... Very bad of me.. *slapping hand away from keyboard*

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:53 pm

When this bait comes to an end I certainly hope it goes out with a bang, Dickboi-style. Would be great with all the pictures they've sent in.

Although I certainly do hope that you can extend it for quite some time Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:52 pm

NN said:

Quote:

I am still stoked about lads meeting.

Well, FraudStar is interested in it, and Oblivious wants to patch things up, so...why not another "blind meeting?" Smile

I like DQ's idea, if only they think there are billboards all over Africa.

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:17 pm

Dramaqueen wrote:

Are you going to put her naughty bits on a bill board? Tell her the Nigerian man hacked your computer and is publicising her as a scammer prostitute? Twisted Evil

Are you insinuating that I would take these images and further humiliate this poor innocent woman and her friends? I am insulted. I would never ever ... wait... yes I would.

I have put Fraud-Star in contact with the Nigerian Minister who is also a uber-haxor. You reading my mind DQ? You are a naughty minded woman, and I love it.

Very Happy

This is what I sent to Fraud-Star yesterday. (DQ you freakin' me out Very Happy

)

I'm The Whoo! wrote:

I don't know what to say. This Nigerian Minister doesn't work for any bank any longer. Apparently he found the mans family while he was going through exactly the same process as every other Minister has before. So how could he be trying to steal from me now?

I am in daily emails with him, and I have met him. You make claims against him without proof. He insists that you were meaning to cheat me and I would never see my faith in Benin.

Your medical reports came back clear and have been destroyed. We do not keep these, plus it is a naked form and nothing to be ashamed about.

I do not know what to do about all of this. My Nigerian Minister insists I no longer email with you. He thinks you will just try and trick me. He called you (and I don't want say it) but he called you a cheap whore who is the puppet to other men. Those are his words and I am sorry, but he accuses you.

He tells me that when you contacted me you were running some sort of scam. I don't understand it completely, but I see what he means. We could have given you so much if only you'd been honest with me from the start.

I am no longer in West Africa. I am in Singapore preparing to head back to Australia for a few weeks, then I am going to the USA. I need to think about all of this and the next course of action.

You think about yours, and where you want to be.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:57 am

NN, you give good bait. Smile

Thoughts / Plot Suggestions (not mutually exclusive)

If I could figure out how to do it, I would use the 'I am not worthy' icon thinggy here but ... meh.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

NN wrote:

You reading my mind DQ?

Yes I have been there, nice place. I felt quite at home. Well except for a few things. Shocked

NN wrote:

You are a naughty minded woman, and I love it.

Well I'm so glad someone can appreciate it. It seems to scare the hell out of most people. Very Happy

Oh how I wish Fraud-Star could be on cam when she opens the link to her big and glorious bill boards. Can't you tell her you need to see the honesty in her eyes? Hehehe
All in her honor of course, do to your sweet and wonderful new Nigerian protector person.
He just wants the whole world to see what a lying scammer she is. So he can protect/scam you from her clutches.

I'm sure she is bashing her head against the door over your stupidity and how her golden goose is flying into the net of another hunter. Twisted Evil

Oh and sending her naughty bits to a total stranger, I'm sure she feels GREAT about that... Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:08 pm

Nurse Nasty,
I have read a lot of baits, and seen a lot of ridiculous lad antics. Yet you continue to raise the bar.
Your brainwashing skills are possibly the best this world has seen.
I bet the KGB really misses you.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:53 pm

To the baiter who manages to send a lad to pick up one of the boxes: Please make him lick the items.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:31 pm

What about photochopping a nice skin magazine using the images Fraud Star was so kind to provide?
Much as was done with Famous when his poor father was strredded in hash conditions......
Then it could be circulated later for maximum humiliation! Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Dec 2008 Posts: 141

Mr Wang wrote:

To the baiter who manages to send a lad to pick up one of the boxes: Please make him lick the items.

I am trying man, I am trying hard!

CrazyCanuck,

Quote:

What about photochopping a nice skin magazine using the images Fraud Star was so kind to provide?

I volunteer my services if I can get a good pic or two. I just love that idear!

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:11 am

I hear there's been a request from the editor of Golden Showers Monthly to be able to use the pics of the Lads pissing into holes in the ground.

As you know, NN, they pay pretty well - should the editor negotiate with the Lads directly or through your estimable organisation?

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:10 am

Golden Showers Monthly, I have a yearly subscription.

Now to the weirdness... Fraud-Star is trying to convince me that my imaginary Nigerian Minister is a scammer.

I forwarded this to Fraud-Star from my imaginary Minister.

NN as fake Nigerian Minister wrote:

HELLO FATHER MY FREIND. IMUST TELLYOU THAT I AM CERTAIN OF BENIN WOMAN IS PLAYING GAMES WIT YOU.SHE SEND MANY SCAM EMAILS AND I CHECK WITH BENIN FRIENDS THEY TEL ME SHE IS KNOWNB TO BE A LIAR AND FRAUDTSER LIKE I SAY TO YOU. SHE MAY LIE TO YOU MANY WAYS SO NO LONGER GIVE HER YOU TIME. IT IS PROMISED THAT ONLY TRUE MINISTERS OF YOUR FAITH DO NOT SEND LIES AND SHE MAKE THEM WITH HER MOUTH OPEN WIDE. I THINK SHE ALWAYS BE JUST A PROSTETUTE FOR HER MANY MEN SHE BRING TO TOGO. THEY MIGHT HAVE KILL YOU AND STEAL YOUR GIFTS OF LOVE BUT I TELL YOU THE TRUTH OF THESE HOUNDS OF SATAN. PLEASE FATHER MAKE THEM LEAVE YUO ALONE SO WE CAN WORKTOGETHER FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLES. BLESS TO YOU IN LOVE AND FIATH.

The hypocrite sent this. She sent a few emails with links to a few anti-scam sites trying to prove that my Nigerian Minister was a lair.

Fraud-Star wrote:

I will not say anything more than this, click bellow to see by yourself what the Nigerians are upto, and including MR ABAYOMI, you might meet with him face to face, but you are dealing with a green snakes on a green grass.i will send to you the proposal which ABAYOMI sent to you claiming to be a good man before you, you are investing your money on him, let me see the realities of his faithfullness to you. Meanwhile read about scam from Nigerians. bellow are the linkes;

http://www.comandclem.org/litig.htm

http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/Nigerian/nigerianex.htm

http://www.onlineverif.com/?go=pages/posts/posts&f[category]=scam_419

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/the-others-side-of-internetinternet-fraud-blog-nigerian-letters-gallery/posts/tag/scam/

I then pose again as the Nigerian Minister and Email Fraud-Star directly.

NN as fake Nigerian Minister wrote:

I SAW UR MAILS TO FLAIR AND I REMEMBERS WHAT YOU SAY TO HIM AND REMEMBER YOUR MAIL ADDRESS. HE SENT ME EMAIL I A SEE YOU MAIL ADDRESS AS WELL FOOLISH MOTHER DOG.NOW HE CALLS ME TO SAY I AM NOW A LAIR???????? YUO KNOW WE ARE SMARTER THAN U AT TAKING FROM THEM WITH YOU POOR FORMATS.I SEE FLAIR AND FIND HIS PASSWORDS. YOU FAIL WHORE.IF I LOSE FROM THIS YOU WILL BE BURIED WITH YOUR HEADS OFF. NOW THE AXE COMES TO YOU.I WIL SEE YOU FAIL AND SEE YOUR PUPPET WOMAN SHAMED FOR MAKING LIARS AGAINST ME. FLAIR IS EASY MAN AND TRUSTS AND NOW YOU WANT TO DO A MESS ON ME????? WE WILL TAKE YOU TO A HOLE AND BURY YOU R HEAD DOWN MUDEATER!!!!!!!!!! FLAIR ON THE PLANE FOR NEXT DAY SO NO FUCK THIS AND MAYBE I GIVE YOU WHORE A BONE!!!

I love playing angry lad.

Oblivious on the other hand has suffered far too much. He has decided to befriend me, but I have not heard from him in a few days. I don't think he likes me. What an ungrateful bastard. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:14 am

This is the bait that keeps on giving... Well done mate!!!

Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:13 pm

green snakes on green grass Razz

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:33 pm

NN wrote:

I have a yearly subscription.

Now here's a bait that truly deserves a Golden Pith...

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:17 pm

And now for the final burn.

Here is another email from Fraud-Star...

Fraud-Star wrote:

YOU NEED NOT TO LISTEN TO ME UNTILL YOU SEE YOURSELF MESS UP. COPY THIS LINKS AND PACE TO READ ABOUT THIS STORY OF ABAYOMI, YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH GOOD MAN.

DO NOT BE SURPRISE THAT ABAYOMI HAS TAKING YOUR NAME TO A SHRAN? TO TIRE YOU THERE? SO THAT YOU WILL SEE HIM ONLY, I PRAY THAT GOD should open your eyes to see whom you are dealing with, go through this links -click them one after the other.

The Nigerian Letter Scam and related fraud

- [ Traduire cette page ]
If you do receive a Nigerian Scam letter, the best advice is simply to ..... THIS MAN DIED IN A PLANE CRASH IN 1999 TOGETHER WITH HIS WIFE AND 3 CHILDREN. ...

You have to click on the above links and The Nigeria letter scam click and be wise for yourself, let no man desieved you. Abayomi is Nobody rather than a scam, because he knows that if i would have been able to meet with you, i will expose him, thats why he quickly told you that i am runing a scam to you, and you quickly believed him, without questions. come to Benin to see and know me more of what i am telling you, i lost my husband for real, how could one lie about someones death, i lost my husband, you just come to enquired from people of Benin, i was planing that if you come to Benin and before the land is been bought, i will take you to our presidential office to obtain power for the buliding, so that you may not think that i am after your money.

Thanks

She may have, but apparently her husband had millions of dollars in an account, and ... blah... blah .... blah ....

Something terrible has happened. I mean disappointing.

Now all the images from this point are really,

***NOT SAFE FOR WORK - OR IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY NUDITY - (Which means you're a weirdo) - DON'T CLICK***

Oh dear. This imaginary Minister has sent the poster to over 5000 other lad addresses in the last few hours. Geez scammers can be so vindictive.

This poster has her name and phone number, which I've removed because some lad-hugger will call her and ruin a perfectly good bait. Evil or Very Mad

<Click Here For The 'Benin Girls Go Wild' Poster>

Now seeing as she was original suffering from cancer, in her deathbed looking for someone to clear her millions, it makes sense for her to complete some medical forms... ya know... we need to be certain she is well enough to take the mantle of Fraud-Star The Wrestling Minister Super-Ladette.

As you read them, remember, she is suppose to have terminal cancer.

<Click to ENLARGE>

Attached where the 4 medical images confirming her health and vitality. One of them is the poster. The others, not so interesting. Very Happy

So what now. The imaginary Minister has decide to take action against Fraud-Star's claims against him. It's time he did something drastic, type in capitals and use some cool lad phrases...

NN, as THE VERY angry imaginary Nigerian Minister/Scammer wrote:

NOW I USE MY POWERS TO MAKE YOU SURFER LIKE A MAN IN A NOOSE!!! I LOCK FLAIR MAN OUT AND STEAL YOU PICTUERS. HE NOT DESTRAYED THEM. HE PUT IN TRASH FOLDERS BUT I GET THEM. WE MAKE POSTER FOR YUO SWEET WHORE AND PUT THEM UP OVER LAGOS ALL DAY TODAY. WE STILLHAVE SOME 150 TO PLACE IN MORE STRETS AND CAFES ANDD REST STOP.YOU TRY AND RUIN ALL MY WORKS AND CUT INON MY WORK. FOR YOU THIS IS YOU PAYDAY.MAYBE YOU DIG AND PUT YOURR HEAD IN THE SAND TO HIDE AND BLAME YOUR MEN FOR MAKINGG YOU PERFORM LIKE A MULE OF BURDEN AND RUN YOU PORR FORMATS NO MORE. I AM THE TEACHER AND YOU ARE THE CURSED FOREVER DED . HERE LOOK AT YOU PICTURES ALL OVER LAGOS FOOLISH SCAM MERCHANTS. I BRING HOLEY FIRE TO YOU AND MAKE YOUR BRAINS HURT FOREVER. GIVE UP YOUR JOBS AND FALL BACK TO GROUND!!!!!!! I HAVE EATEN AND CHEWED YOU AND YOU TASTE OF FRAUD!!!

BLESSING TO YOU. FUCKERS!

Uh oh... Seems this vindictive minister has gone and done something bad. He sends to Fraud-Star all the pictures he and his crew have taken over the course of the day. Plastering 200 posters of 'Benin Girls Go Wild', with her phone number (which I've removed for viewing)

***IMAGES ARE STILL NOT SAFE FOR WORK***

These photochops should be convincing enough to get some sort of reaction. Very Happy

<Click to ENGORGE>

LAD PHOTO 1
LAD PHOTO 2
LAD PHOTO 3
LAD PHOTO 4
LAD PHOTO 5

I smell something burning. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Incredible!

And you're not even the one to blame! The Nigerian Minister is!

Amazing burn!

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:25 pm

Ouch! That'll go down well I'm sure.

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:21 pm

Thanks for starting my day with a great laugh, NN! That's absolutely brilliant!

And you can still keep baiting her as Rev. Flair.....

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:43 pm

Whoo!

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:54 pm

Remind me never to send you any photos! Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Lovely

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