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 Further proof that Vlads are unethical. (A funny mail)

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy New Year baiters! May all your Vlads and Lads have a miserable 2010!

Thought you might like this wonderful description of a Vlad's New Year's Eve. But could someone inform P.E.T.A?

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Hello my dear Muffin! I am very glad to see your letter! I'm fine!
Also I hope that at you all well as. Today last day this year. And
tomorrow new year. And I wish to congratulate you on approach of New
year. Also I wish you all the most light, solar! And that all your
dreams have come true this new 2010. I wish you as love, happiness and
successes in all your undertakings. Muffin and how you mark new
year??? Tell to me in your following letter! Here we in Russia mark
new year in a circle of a family and close friends. Since the morning
we begin preparation for new year! We prepare many different dishes,
and usually it is a hen with a crackling potato prepared in an oven. Smile [delicious!]
Many different salads. But on custom prepare necessarily salads
"winter" and "a herring under a fur coat". Sad [well, that's just cruel as well as unappetizing]

You can tried? If there is no that probably that next year we can meet and I necessarily will prepare them for you. In the middle of day after the most part of a celebratory table is ready we all family we go on a fur-tree in city
centre. Crying or Very sad [that's sick. I knew the russians were a bit mad for the old barbaric dead animal wear but to use them as decorations??!!]

Where children go for a drive from hills, have fun and simply
rage. And the adult meet old acquaintances and enjoy celebratory mood.
And after all get tired or will freeze
on a fur-tree go home get warm and to continue a holiday. Mad' [OK. so now they're using them as transportation too? These people are barbaric!]
More close the celebratory table by 22:00
is covered both all relatives and friends sit down a table and the
feast begins. Exactly at 22:00 we see off old year! With words that
new year was even better than old. Further all sit at a table eat,
talk and have fun. Well and for 5 minutes till 24:00 all pour
champagne, include the TV and listen and look on all channels of the
Russian TV speech of the president of Russia! And for some seconds
till 24:00 after speech of the president under a ring of a chiming
clock on the red area all think of desires and drink champagne. And
after that all are engaged than want.
Laughing [sounds like a typical Spooner shindig!]

Here so we mark new year! So as you mark it I wait in the following letter.
And I cannot write the most important thing to you till January, 3rd! Rolling Eyes [Hmm. Wonder what that will be. I don't need three guesses.]
Happy New Year!!! Kiss
you. Yours [email protected]@

Keep up the good work, fight the good fight and this winter let's all wear full-length Mugu coats with matching hats and mittens!

Love Phil X

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Speaking of Spooner parties - you could tell her of the [new] Spooner tradition of mooning deers. Wink

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