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 What's the laziest opening e-mail you have received?

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meloncoly
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just received this, maybe there is a record for the longest/shortest opening e-mail. Has anybody had less than this?


Quote:
You won 750,000 gbp.
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einsteinboricua
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Wow. Really shows their determination. I don't know if I have one of the longest. When copied to Word it takes almost two pages.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From "YOU HAVE WON" <[email protected]>

Subject:

Quote:
3 million dollars


Message:

Quote:
3 million dollars


There's also an attachment, but I didn't look at it.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A Love Lad trying to win my heart:

Quote:
I need your love please contact me for futher information

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Bolleboos
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
From: FRANK ABELARD LEGAL CHAMBERS <[email protected]>
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
Subject: COULD IT BE POSSIBLE YOU GOT MY MAIL PLS.


DO LET ME KNOW BECAUSE IT IS VERY URGENT.


I guess this is a curiosity scam?

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Loupeitak
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Remember curiosity killed the cat Razz

I think someone said before that they had received an email with just a subject line. The message was empty.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
I had one of those empty ones.

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655



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Bolleboos
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Loupeitak wrote:
^^ Remember curiosity killed the cat Razz


Oh really?
Image
So un-dead cats become body eaters... ...makes perfect sense.

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Mlox42
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Subject:VIEW ATTACHMENT FOR OFFER


There was no body. There was no attachment either.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got one with a PDF file attached. The body of the mail just told me to read the PDF for details...

For some reason, my character couldn't open the attachment though (even though it was working fine) and had to ask him to type it out into a regular E-mail... Must have been a glitch.
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This arrived today...

First National Bank


show details 2:43 AM (13 hours ago)

Please open

F.N.B_F.N.B.pdf F.N.B_F.N.B.pdf
65K View Download

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655



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Jammy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got this one:

Quote:
My husband deposited the 7.5 Million Pounds. I'm dying, collect the Funds to finance Charity organizations. reply to: [email protected]


It's like the scammer went to a seminar on common ways to scam and took some very brief shorthand notes, then just decided to send the notes.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

(no subject title) IP 207.236.237.39 Canada

Quote:
I am Mrs. Claire Page sending you a letter from my sickbed in the hospital. Please contact my lawyer, Email:([email protected]).

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auguste
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
from uk lottery please open the attached email and get back to us

no body and an attachement.

i also had one where his script (all 4 lines) was sent as his signature...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

a very lazy lad wrote:
You won 750,000 gbp.
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nice - i have never had anything so short.

the obvious (and appropriately curt) reply is "why?"

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