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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:35 am |
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My mother used to make my brother wipe down the piano keyboard after he practiced, because she said she could feel his fingerprints on the keys. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:13 am |
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How is your brother today?
I don't like to leave fingerprints, but you all kind of knew that... |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:46 am |
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^^ I like my grammar - she's 95! |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:53 am |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:51 am |
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GordonBennett wrote: |
I think you have to complete that phrase. I stood up against the wall for a while and then got bored and wandered off. |
Slightly, everyone is waiting. Please do fill us in. Also, while we're standing at the wall, can we read magazines? |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:05 am |
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Oh look, a wall of post whores |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:09 am |
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^^^
WHAT? Where? |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:38 am |
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Grammar who needs gramma its overrated i think so is syntax that as well everyone shouldn't need silly little marks here and they're to understand simple sentence structure why even bother using words really use acronyms like ER room and really long one's to show the enormous extent of your laughing this is probably giving you a headache so isle use some commas, i like commas, their swell guys, you know, always jump in to give you a hand, i probably, use them just a little, too much, oh but what about comma,s that are supposed to be apostrophe,s and then theres some peo,ple put in the midd,le of word,s for some rea,son really wh,y yeah and Im also to lazy to use paragraphs so, enjoy this huge wall of text |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:43 am |
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Was that as painful to write as it was to read? I know I've said this before: Commas aren't apostrophes. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:57 am |
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It was. I actually did the ER tautology the other day. I'm also a bit fuzzy on apostrophe and comma placing, but I blame my school for teaching me post-structuralist readings and "Why composers present conflicting perspectives in their texts" over English grammar rules. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:51 am |
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Craig, I've felt so sorry for you over these last few fleeting moments, that I have purchased a padded plastic bubble in which you may live. It comes with the best sterile room enclosed and air conditioned stereo system that is impervious to the human touch, as the enclosure is out of everyone's reach, including yours. All it plays is "Mandy." Check-in time is 12AM Jan 1st.
or...
You can just wait 10 years till you fall apart and don't give a sh1t anymore. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:45 pm |
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Thanks for the... enlightening advice, people. I´ve come to terms with this, and I must man-up and face the consequence of Samsung´s actions.
SH - I´ve been going your way for a long time now, but I appreciate the thought.
I forgot my microfibre cloth too, so when I return, I´ll give her a treat.
Also, I noticed the shield I fitted doesn´t quite line up with the edges, leaving a 0.1mm gap at the left hand and bottom edge. I shall install a new one when I get back.
That said, the phone produces some nice pictures, which I promise to share with you all when I get back (in just 3 days time).
I love the sun, & envy you lot who have 80 degree weather year round. I´m not looking forward to returning to the snow. |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:49 pm |
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^^ Snow's up to chest height Craig |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
X60 X3
watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:33 am |
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@Craig - I'm looking forward to seeing the pics when you get back. I'll even bitch and moan about the snow a liitle with you in chat. I was outside shoveling the other day, and it was about 5 degrees F with 20mph winds - about -10F windchill. I thought I heard the house siding making popping noises, but it was my knees banging together!
You wouldn't want to see the sides and bottom of the canoe. Every time it went in the water, I picked up more scratches, gouges, log marks with bark imbedded in the finish. My cellphone has fingerprints from 2008 still on it and the hood of my car has 4 scratches from my nephew putting camping gear on the hood. Bumps, dings, and dirt are memories of life. Embrace them. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:43 am |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
the hood of my car has 4 scratches |
Noooooooooooooooo! Not the car! Please! Not the car. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to help 419Eater.com fight the good fight]</a> |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:29 pm |
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yup. down to the primer. funny thing..i didn't even notice them until about a month later. one of them is about 2 feet long. When i look at them, I laugh. You see, my nephew is a funny kid, and I just can't get mad about it. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:35 pm |
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That should read
SlapHappy wrote: |
You see, my late nephew was a funny kid, and I just got mad about it. |
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_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to help 419Eater.com fight the good fight]</a> |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:29 pm |
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My kitchen work tops get cleaned then polished, I can't stand a speck that can be felt with a hand being left behind.
On the other hand, the compound mitre saw is still in the breakfast room after 3 weeks.... |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:00 pm |
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^^For goodnesssake, don't use it you will scratch the blade! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:46 pm |
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My advice would be to cover your newly acquired electronic gadgets in at least 10 layers of plastic laminate. That way it will be extremely difficult for any marks or scratches to get onto the shiney clean surfaces of said gadgets.
Of course they may also be rendered totally inoperable and useless, but that doesn't matter does it?
(Grammar ... look I'm drunk so I don't care too much right now, okay?) |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:13 am |
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On the other hand, the compound mitre saw is still in the breakfast room after 3 weeks.... |
I'll take the saw and up you a cordless drill, bathroom sink (complete with faucet), cabinet for said sink, tote of Christmas decorations, guard rail for the fireplace, shop vac, and 3 cloth grocey bags of clothes, all in the dining room. |
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Kellysheroes
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Nov 2004
Posts: 78
Location: Aberhenfelen
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:55 am |
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I have a problem. I found myself emailing my bait on my phone to wish him a happy new year when I was in the buffet queue for a new year's eve party last night. |
_________________ from:[email protected]
Wow, Thats nice..so all you need me to do is fill in the contract and do what be held in bodage. madafaka dont fucking send me thios email anymore i got things to do. plus i'm nigerian and u can tell by d name. Emmy.... well take care and do not contact me anymore bye.
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:15 pm |
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I'll take the saw and up you a cordless drill, bathroom sink (complete with faucet), cabinet for said sink, tote of Christmas decorations, guard rail for the fireplace, shop vac, and 3 cloth grocey bags of clothes, all in the dining room. |
I can add a table saw that has one missing tooth.
I was using a steel rule to measure a piece of timber before cutting with the saw....there were these sparks, and the wood was a bit difficult to cut.... |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:53 pm |
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I can add a table saw that has one missing tooth. |
The table saw isn't in the dining room but the folding stand is, along with a cast iron pot-bellied stove that isn't hooked up to a chimney and a 32 volume Britannica encyclopedia set.
What? You expect me to say I have a table and chairs in the dining room?
What do you have in your breakfast/dining room? |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:29 pm |
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Well, I have my computer and CCTV magnifier, my filing cabinet, and office supplies in my dining room.
I have a small apartment. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
x 8
Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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