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 Father Was "Assinated"???

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jreh
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I need your help. I got your email address from a guest book of business people all over the world. I am Bill Fazzina from Saudi Arabia and from a royal family. My father owns so many football clubs in Brazil before he was assinated by his political partners.


"ASSINATED"??? I'm trying hard not to visualize here.

I'd hate to have his political partners.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ouch! Brings tears to the eyes Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I read your post and noticed your avatar and pissed myself laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was assinated once. Not as pretty as you may think.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ puke ugh, too much info


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Made the coffee come out my nose....

Those pesky lads and their vocabularies. someone should sit down a write a lad dictionary.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think that's be possible, I mean with all the mistakes they make, it would take years to complete. Even then, as the dictionaries are made, new mistakes will be made and its a never ending cycle.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

well obviously it would have to be an online dictionary. There aren't enough trees to handle all the reprints....

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

larry wrote:
well obviously it would have to be an online dictionary. There aren't enough trees to handle all the reprints....


I don't think there's enough internet to hold it all. Heck we'd have to get rid of websites just to hold it all.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Craig007 wrote:
I was assinated once. Not as pretty as you may think.


Um... I wasn't imagining it would be pretty AT ALL!!

I know it's bad to educate the lads about the mistakes in their scripts and all, but I'd find this one a real temptation to go on at length about how terrible it must be to be assinated, by your partners no less, at the football club...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There's an opportunity here for some lad education.

The next time a lad tells you about how his cocoa "magnet" father was bumped off, you can ask him if his father was "assinated". And/or, you could mention how you're researching the JFK "assination" and the various theories.

EDITED TO ADD: I think this would be a worthy addition to the Surplus Letters Forum.

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