"Suppose you stop talking like Tarzan, OK?"

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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:24 am

This hit Cammy's inbox today:

Quote:

Dear Sir
How are you doing today,
I need you to help me this is to inform you that I have open the consignment box but we need an active powder to clean up the funds because they were socked which make the funds to be weak, so you try and see how you can send the money for the active powder to me for the funds to be transfer to you in your country.
The amount need is $300 USD so please try and see how best you can assist me with the money for the active powder. All you have to do to send the money to this name ( UDUGB4 B3NSON) I am waiting for your respond.
Best regard.
Mon3sco K0jo

I received a similar message in Mal's inbox a while back, but with a different last name.

So I replied

Quote:

Do I know you?

And seems I did:

Quote:

yes you know me ok can you give me your so can call you

But barely had I sent:

Quote:

You want to explain some more? I don't remember your name at all.

Lo and behold, a yahoo chat request pops up!

Quote:

Me: Yes
MK: hello
Me:
Yes.
MK: you woman
or
man
Me: Suppose you stop talking like Tarzan, OK?
It's embarrassing!
MK: i need you to help me
Me: Well, FYI I'm a woman - not even my father would be that much an asshole he'd call a boy Camille.
MK: you boy
Me: No I'm a woman, you dumbass!
MK: yes mad
Me: If you want help you'd better stop insulting me like that.
And that.
MK: ok
Me: So you say you know me. So far it doesn't look like you do.
MK: are old
Me: I'm 25!
For the love of Freyja - are you born to sling shit at me?
MK: from here
me
Me: Huh?
MK: shit you
country
Me: Why are you doing that if you want help?
MK: ok
go on
i am w you
ok
Me: No, you go on. You got some explaining to do.
MK: yes
me from sudan
now in ghana as a refugee
ok
me
this is my problem
now in ghana as a refugee
How are you doing today, I need you to help me this is to inform you that I have open the consignment box but we need an active powder to clean up the funds because they were socked which make the funds to be weak, so you try and see how you can send the money for the active powder to me for the funds to be transfer to you in your country.
i have a consignment
Me: OK, that's a problem, but it still doesn't explain how you might know me, as you said that you did.
MK: i am a refugee
Me: You said that.
MK: no work
for a
Me: Sorta guessed.
MK: The amount need is $300 USD so please try and see how best you can assist me with the money for the active powder. All you have to do to send the money to this name ( UDUGB4 B3NSON) I am waiting for your respond.
i love
you
ok
Me: You thought I was a boy!
MK: i need your love
ok
to me
Me: Are you a Moslem?
MK: yes
hello
Me: That's not good.
MK: ok
if you love
MK: ok
if you love
i will be your side
Me: I'm Asatruar.
That's what I believe.
I serve Freyja.
Only the fair receive Her favour.
Well?
MK: ok
help me
Me: Big question is why.
MK: help is my probelm
Me: You insist you know me when you don't, you insult me for no reason, and you insist on loving me when we don't know anything about each other.
Well?
MK: ok
Me: And?
MK: ok by now tomorrow
ok
Me: I have a lunch date. You can wait!

Frakking cheek!

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