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sir scam alot
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Take their format, reply to it with something simple in another language. I got a French format so I replied in English, translated to French, then to Dutch, then back to English, then to Hebrew, back to English, then finally back to French again.

Originally I said basically I did not speak French well but I was interested in the offer. End result:

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Dear Fatima

it is not an interesting all, I will be out of knowledge more to hold. I speak French quite good, but I am not going to do what I can confirm?


I think he'll want to speak English from now on. Laughing

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NickTheCop
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good ol' Babelfish Syndrome. Very Happy

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Jammy
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a fun modality. I sometimes do this if the lad's own English skills are less than prefect. I take my normal English text and translate it back and forth to three different languages, then send it.

A recent example I sent:

Quote:
Dear Pastor [email protected]@ik--

I am also a reayal senreact of God, and I want to help you!

Me you require? Access you send to you the money? I would become I like I send in money you, in the treatments at my house and the treatments at lots of money. I too have old Bibles that you could want. I am happy, a lot of Bibles, while also Yams ln it sends you. I hope it is I it is that it is it sends to you the $6000 enough, in Western Union. Have also sons and the do girls? Have a woman that arouses? She is beautiful? How many marks do enjoy one day you? This is important! I would want to help you really with the money and treatments at bank's money, but first, I want inform.


I figure it's a great way to waste lads' time. They see the magic words "Western Union", so they spend ages trying to parse the rest of the nonsense around it.

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In a similar vein I have a character who says he is Chinese, speaks no English so has to use translation software. However being too lazy to use such software myself I just imagine the worst kind of translation goofs you see on sites like http://engrishfunny.com/ and write accordingly, as in this reply to a dying widow who wanted me to use her cash to found an orphanage...

Quote:
Tumescent Greetings Sister Juliana Taiba

I have a happy that letter from me reading OK can you as use translate software write from china speaking to England speaking.

Most important note that I am not Christian being and not fear of god have. Follow teaching of Confucius have I with great filial piety and pass all examinations when young dragon. Am thinking not to be problem for Confucius he say:

""To rule a country of a thousand chariots, there must be reverent attention to business, and sincerity; economy in expenditure, and love for men; and the employment of the people at the proper seasons."

so all in proper place will occur like with your Jesus and Mary Chain. You have a happy?

As state for invest Christ focus enterprise is the difficult as China glorious peoples republic of proletariat (little red book waving!) but I have make the friend with politburo member as fix computer and special permission for Christ orphan dead baby not making to give food can have this dragon. Most careful investment make I with money and many baby now not dead by your hand!

Make call "Juliana Tabia Not-Dead Baby Home of One Thousand Lotus Petals" be happening but we not mention God or Hu Jintao will have a grumpy!

Is acceptable?

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thrylos7
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I love doing stuff like that! But with one of my characters, I take it a bit farther - I murder the spelling too:

Quote:
Meesteear Allan! I am sou gladd you can help usss hearee. We have veryy poooooorr ilund heer in Pasifik Oshunn. There was tyfoooon here a fyoo monthsz bakk resently and distroyied most bildinghs heere. Our main eksport is kokonutsz and they mostleee distroieyd. no more manyy kokonutss to exksport. We havve binne relieyingh on finanshull aid from Fiji, the islunds clos to uss. They are madd bekos we can not pay lones bakk. Pleease send moniieys quick so we can not go bankrupt. Here the informashuns you want

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send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.

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Mr Wang
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://translationparty.com/ comes to mind here.
Just type in a sentence and watch it translate to Japanese and English over and over again until an equilibrium is found.

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Clark Fur Trading
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Mr.Wang
What a great little tool! I think I may use it for custom signature lines for some of my pets...

Quote:
Bait a Scammer, slap him a bit, and watch the good times roll.


translates to...

Quote:
Feeding fraud, in order to monitor the economic boom, he is a little slap.

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sir scam alot
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't forget the Yoda translator. You can always run something through before and/or after you've run it through the other languages.

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Forget the yoda translator, do not. You can always run something through before and/or after, run it through the other languages, you have. Yeesssssss.


http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

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Safari = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
pony Mortar x15 (some survived) Closed lad accounts x280 T.W.A.T Nurse Nastys Audi TT United States
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my favorite characters is a Tajikistanian immigrant living in the US. He's a wonderful victim, very friendly and eager to please. But communication breakdowns are the rule. He drives lads crazy.

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I try hard, okay? Luninos can for moneys later welcoming absen telling to him, trying for I do mcuh reths am falling, okay? Is good I think, much have slerto for help god bless! For many thanks!

Frase not jenuya any ways now, so for doccumens pleas you send me soon.

Stasiling bram for not worry selring to cash pay of 3500 of dollar for paper of gramsel is true okay? Most eager! For God's will is being of true and not to ultir worrying is to friends. And most happy for that too. So for you is go ahead, is well and happy today. Most blessed! Thenk You!

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