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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know we have lots of cat lovers....so help me name this kitty that I stole.

Yes...I am officially a catnapper!

I am visiting Arkansas, and I want to fly this kitty home to NYC where I will get him care and find him a good home.

Kitty is male... 6 months old.
White and gray - long hair.
Green eyes.

When he was a few weeks old, the donkey at the farm got hungry. It ate his siblings and this kitten survived. He is missing 1/2 ear, 1/2 tail, 1 back leg, 1 testicle.

Then about a month ago, he was hit by a car.

He's never seen a vet. The bone in his hip (the side where he has a back leg) is protruding from the skin. He's suffering.

Full of ticks and fleas.

I have officially stolen this cat and am leaving in 10 minutes to take him to the vet.

Got name ideas?

I've been given a few and am thinking of 7of9 since he has lost 2 of his lives. But he's male....

That's ok, right?

Anyone have any other ideas? This is going to be one hell of an expensive cat! He's going to need major surgery and it's tricky to get him flown from AR to NYC!

Oh and get this - the farmer threw a fit that I stole the cat.......but now they are ok - someone else had a cat and gave their daughter a new kitten. So all is well now - - they have a fresh one to neglect. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (And it's not like they didn't have any cats - the farm is full - but the daughter wanted a kitten since the donkey ate all the other kittens!)

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I use to call our big red male cat "drol" (yes that's dutch) but i think 7of9 is a better name.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have no idea what to name it, but you are an awesome human being for helping it. I may be a tad grumpy on the outside, but I have a soft spot for animals on the inside.

Edit: I'll be happy to donate a few bucks for the vet or travel bills.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Carrot?

This is what the donkey saw:

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Can we aplogise in advance for Slightly's suggestion?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In a way, "Lucky" might work, but in another way, "Unlucky" might be better. How kind of you to take him in.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why don't you call the cat SOOI? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:
He is missing 1/2 ear, 1/2 tail, 1 back leg, 1 testicle.


I second SOOI.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Third.

By the way vampire, that really wasn't a nice name for your cat. I can imagine you calling it in your garden to come to dinner Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^the cat doesn't mind.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Call it Pussy

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@vampire: But perhaps your neighbours do... Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Gavroche" - Victor Hugo named his own stray cat after his orphan waif character in Les Miserables.

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You want a name for an abused pussy? How about TOTO? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All kidding aside, I'll suggest a name. Our Yorkie is named Scout, after the character in "To Kill a Mockingbird".

I just got a bit nostalgic and looked up some favorite quotes...I dont know why I am such a softie today.

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Don't you remember me, Mr. Cunningham? I'm Jean Louise Finch. You brought us some hickory nuts one early morning, remember? We had a talk. I went and got my daddy to come out and thank you. I go to school with your boy. I go to school with Walter; he's a nice boy


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about Stoorie?
Scots word for dusty.
My granny had a cat of that name
The family legend was that he was rescued from a chimney.
I remember him vaguely as a kind tempered but missing bits of ear etc
Actually he did look a bit like Greebo
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Missing a hind leg? How about Tripod?

What you are doing is admirable. I have two rescue cats, one of whom is parked in front my screen right now and another I brought back from Korea at considerable expense.

I am hoping that the vet will report the previous owner to the Humane Society. I don't know about the laws in Arkansas but where I live animal abuse is a felony.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought that this was a joke thread at first, because there is a joke about a dog. I respect you ED for taking on this situation.

We have a <strike>cat</strike> Overlord of the House that is named Lucky. He wandered into our life with injuries as a kitten. He had puncture wounds along his spine like a raptor had picked him up as a meal. We found care for him and he ended up owning our home.

What to call the kitten, I don't know that wouldn't be seen as offensive to some. I am thinking Half Fast.

Best to both of you ED!

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missing one leg - Cassidy
only one testicle - Adolf*
missing 1/2 ear - Vincent
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Ris-in up back on the street
Took my time took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a [cat] and his will to sur-vive

So many times- it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

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Face to Face- out in the heat
Hangin tough stayin hungry
They stack the odds, still we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive

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Risin up straight to the top
Had the guts got the glory
Went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks to Pastor Frank....

The kitten gets a new vet appointment tomorrow at 10:30 a.m. to get the x ray and examination to find out what surgery will have to be done and the estimate on the surgery.

Thank you SOOOOOO MUCH Pastor Frank (he called the vet's office directly and paid for the next visit!)

@Paranoid - -I know - this sounds like a bad joke as how the hell does a donkey eat a box of kittens? But it happened -- can't make this crap up.

I'll post pics of the guy later. I sent them to pastor frank - but they compromise my identity - so I have to fix them before I can share them here.

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I might be dating myself, but how about Timex? Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gray and white long-hair? How about Ghost or Cloud?

Seriously, ED, you are doing a noble thing. Barn cats in AR are not cherished very much (I know a few AR families with barn cats). This little fella will have a life thanks to you. Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Aww, the poor thing. It'll never know how lucky it was to have found you.
If there's a 'save the cat' collecting box being passed around I'll be happy to donate a few bucks.

(Do you get 50% off the castration fee?)

A name, hmm, ours was named Katzo (after the German word "Katze" meaning "cat", and the Italian "cazzo").

What about Ninjin? It's the Japanese word for carrot.

"Lucky" seems appropriate, too.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I suggest a new custom tag for ED: "cats angel"

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd definately go along with Lucky. You seem to have the right philosophy, worship the cats.

If the kitty had been a she I would have suggested Katy Kitten in memory of my baby with recently passed away aged 14.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about Luckey with an 'e'?

A good description of the cat, but with an Eater mod twist.

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