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Phil Yerboots
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Joined: 29 Oct 2009
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Location: Back in Asena's sandbox


PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Merry Christmas Baiters!

Hope you don't mind me sharing this particular email with you but after reading some of the other threads I thought some Xmas cheer was in order. And it made me laugh so hope you find it funny too.

So. This particular slice of pond-scum has been encouraged to talk dirty for me and remarkably doesn't resort to copying stuff verbatim from the Internet. Let's see how it gets on…

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS LANGUAGE OF A SEXUAL NATURE.

Quote:
Ok, my Muffin !!!
I'll lick you from head to toe. Then I smear you cream which is delicious and I'll lick it all over your body. [Good start]

Then I'll take your friend Confused [who invited him?]
and I'll suck it gently. I will take you to orgasm.

And you ended straight into my mouth. [what already?]
And then you want me. And we're going to have sex. [Oh goody!]
You'll have me as you want. And the rear and side. Shocked
And I will be wearing clothes that I buy for the money that you send it to me. Rolling Eyes
And I'll take it slowly and you'll be excited.
and when you see my breasts and my girl [who invited her?]you're just immediately [yesss…?]
and you come to me at me and we will do wild sex.
I will take you to orgasm again .....

Embarassed [phew! I'm worn out.]

Kisses
[email protected]@

[And now for the "Money Shot"] Very Happy

P.S. I hope you like this and I'll waiting for the money

To send me money from Western Union you must to know
My full name
[email protected]@[email protected] [email protected]@

My address
Ukraine, Petrovka,
Vostochnaya street, 5/26


Happy holidays everyone!

Love,

Phil Yerboots.
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janeegrl
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 20 Oct 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing thanks for sharing

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jose_cuervo
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

Tell her you have a money burning fetish and it really excites you to light a $100 on fire while getting your freak on. Laughing

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janeegrl
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i got this in chat today didnt know what to say Laughing


Quote:
i had oral sex four times looking at you honie



i was speechless i didnt know he was doublejointed

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"you are such a dork" ... my kids

"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya

am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"

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Lantana
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Phil Yerboots
Quote:
[And now for the "Money Shot"] Very Happy

P.S. I hope you like this and I'll waiting for the money

To send me money from Western Union you must to know


LOL, that is priceless. Thanks for sharing.



@Janeegrl ~ damn you have some great chats! Laughing

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xxxx @ yahoo.com is my id and i m looking for sex if you help me in doing sex plz give me <- said to my alter ego Tonya
this will not cost you anything ..going to western union to send me $200 <- said to me by my Nigerian lad posing as a shop keeper in Finland
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janeegrl
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ devil woman i saw that Laughing Laughing Laughing

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"you are such a dork" ... my kids

"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya

am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"

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devil_woman
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NSFW PICTURE DOUBLE-JOINTED

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ so you know what I decided to delete because it was RUDE and I don't know how to make link! Did someone tell him 'go play with yourself'?

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Closed lad accounts 100+45:goat: Easter Egg

I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria
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janeegrl
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing but it was great to see Laughing

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"you are such a dork" ... my kids

"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya

am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"

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devil_woman
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad no MOD saw it, might have got a slap or another goat!

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Closed lad accounts 100+45:goat: Easter Egg

I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria
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janeegrl
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol

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"you are such a dork" ... my kids

"what do went me to do for you,do you went me to give you my blood for you to drink or my melt to eat,before you trust me ". hell ya

am having cold of love
your love keeps growing in me like a planted trees
i want you to do this for me in the seek of love
DOPNT LIE TOO ME
"then why are you sucking your self hun "
"you think you are God and you are not "
"you just dont worry i will show it to you,i like kissing from hend to your vagin i like kiss too much,i will show all to you" .....my kind of guy...
" never trust me hun "
"i no there is way when there is no way there way i no"

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Nurse Nasty
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

devil_woman wrote:
Glad no MOD saw it, might have got a slap or another goat!


You can PM the me the picture and then I could slap you just for fun. Very Happy

Great ladmail BTW. He horny and keen to please. If you're interested I could offer to make him a pornstar?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Money Shot"

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