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 Don't you just hate all the whining?

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pi_eyed
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this is a genuine cry of agony from a lad who just received the WU Homeland Security form.

Well lad... If you won't give me the bank a/c I need to send to Alan for closure, and keep on whingeing about Western Union, then you are obviously going to have to fill in a form or two aren't you?

What does he mean "I don't know why it is not working"

I already told him he has to print it out and fill it in with a pen.

Sometimes I just despair at how dense some of my lads can be.

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GOOD DAY, Mrs D3sir33 M4cb3th i try to fill the attached form but i really don't know why it is not working, GOD help me i am really not with all this Homeland Security and US Treasury regulations,

i think i will have to wait till 2010 before i can get a new acct

thank you



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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i am really not with all this Homeland Security and US Treasury regulations,


I think, as a baiter, it behooves you to explain all of the Homeland Security and US Treasury regulations to him. In agonizing detail.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He knows what you mean, lads will do all they can to avoid doing anything as physically demanding as filling a form. But it's no forms, no money. Simple enough. People who try to get out of filling the forms might be fraud stars, I saw it on tv.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And remember:

If he whines that he's never had to do this before, well, then it must be new. You've never tried to send money by WU (or MG) before, so you didn't know all the forms were new.

If he whines that other people he deals with (if he's a "banker" or "barrister" he might say that) don't make him fill out forms, well, then those other people are skirting the laws. You are a law-abiding citizen, and if your government tells you to do something, you do it without question.

De-education is part of the game here. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Far from it.

A whining lad means you are doing a good job. Very Happy When lads complain, but keep coming back for more, you have half convinced them you are a genuine mugu that will eventually come up with the money. Well baited lads tend to drop you as soon as they smell a rat.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You guys are so cruel.

I , however am much more humane and helpful to my dear lad, whom I will assist and nurture.

I have told him that if he is unable to fill in the form, and he is unable to provide me with a bank a/c that works, then we do have 2 alternatives.

1. We (The bank) Can send him cash in a box, together with our promotional free gift of HP laptop and IPHONE 3g. We always use the trusted 4llst4r Shipping who have never failed us. But of course they will and then after a certain journey is made we may have to revert to GP5-3-TR4CK. Maybe not, as it involves elementary map reading skills and this lad can't read the label on a jam jar by the looks of it

2. I can send him a banker's draft check by either of these means.

I am so thrilled because I just know that me and my lad are going to have a big Christmas adventure.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:
lads will do all they can to avoid doing anything as physically demanding as filling a form. But it's no forms, no money.


And it's amazing how often they will choose the "no money" option.

There's no laziness in the world like lad laziness.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ So true. I have one lovely lad who continues to supply me bad photographic evidence. Come on... He already gone through everything else, but is it worth $130K??

For $130K! Bloody hell! I'd dress up in a tutu, cover myself in custard and let a rabid pack of feral goats lick me clean. However that just happens to be my regular Wednesday afternoon.

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pi_eyed
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would listen to Carpenter's records for that.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When a Lad starts whining, I take it as a cue to accuse him of not being serious on the deal, to berate him for contacting me at all and disappointing me, and to threaten to drop him unless he shapes up.

Works wonders..... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm partial to forcing them to provide a bank account (or three Wink).

"I donated $1000 to the International Red Cross and Red Crescent by means of an electronic bank account transfer last week and the money arrived very quickly and without a hitch. No forms were involved or anything. Don't you have a bank account that that we can use and get this done fast?"

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Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.

kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way

you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through

Your are so honest i like the way you act.

you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just sent my lad the DHS forms along with the following letter from my bank manager, Bubba. We shall see...

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December 18th, 2009


Dear Buck,

Confirming our conversation of Friday morning, the wire transfer of $10,000.00 to outside of the United States that you requested does trigger the new Department of Homeland Security regulations requiring all parties involved in the transaction to fill out this here government form. These forms must be notarized, which we can do here for your form, but the others will have to have theirs notarized where they live. Please send a copy of this here letter to the other folks so that they all have the right instructions.

I attached a copy of US Government Form 4198A for you to scan and send to the other folks who need to fill them out. Note that these MUST be filled out in red ink, handwritten, and an acceptable piece of identification attached. FAXd and e-mailed copies of the returned forms are OK.

To answer your other question, Gertie and I sure thank you and Col. B.S. Hite for your inviting us to the annual New Years Day Buffalo Chip Ranch Ox Roast and Horse Shoe Pitch! We wouldn’t miss the big party for anything! Gertie says that she’ll bring some of her home-made corn whiskey too! Looking forward to seeing you then.


Cordially,

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pi_eyed
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My ears are almost bleeding with the intensity of this whining now.

I offered him the box of cash lifeline by post. And can you believe it??

He turned it down.

Now I get this sentimental crap.

Well, I am afraid that bank and federal regulations must come first.

It has to be the form or nothing.

I will post the form in this thread for a few days, if I get it. Everyone on this thread may submit a critique.

I will put all baiters comments in one email and send it back with instructions to re-do.


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all am asking of you is for you to make a payment of $40,000 usd only, then i will send a acct for the rest payment i do not think i will be needing all that Western Union Security issues for just $40,000 usd only.

so if you want to make the payment do it , I do personally want you to help me out on it okay i want this to be about you and me not your bank, and i do want you to know that i will take all responsibility for any problems caused.


i can see you really want me to help me but i want you to do things my way, if you where to be my wife or kid i know you will not be happy seeing me out there at this time when i need to be with my family i really want you to think the way i do now,

i want to say thank you for all you have been doing

Mr s0ze



I have had one a/c from him already which I think Alan has already closed down.

Because when I told him that ' our system is registering this a/c as inactive', he didn't dispute. Just got straight down to WU whining stuff.

A bit more agony and maybe he will safari to go get the 411st4r shipping box of cash.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wright B Hindyou wrote:
I take it as a cue to accuse him of not being serious on the deal, to berate him for contacting me at all and disappointing me, and to threaten to drop him unless he shapes up.

Works wonders..... Very Happy


A rival lad with a better offer who says he's more than happy to fill the security forms works wonders, too

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Nice.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Really playing on your heartstrings, isn't he? How dare you keep him from the loving bosom of his family with all this red tape?

Quote:
$40,000 usd only


Quote:
not think i will be needing all that Western Union Security issues for just $40,000 usd only.


Yes, why are you making such a big deal out of such a paltry amount of money?

I sometimes think they feel that "ONLY" must be included as part of the amount.
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pi_eyed
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well... All that is by the by.

He has relented to "the bank's" first request.

He has sent a second bank a/c.

Duly sent to Alan. He is always happy to receive more than one bank a/c linked to one lad.

Of course this one could belong to my lad's soon-to-be ex-best buddy after it is mysteriously closed down.

I have told him that he should look for the money in his a/c after the Christmas holidays not counting weekends and days whose sequential numbers are divisible by 3.

However the bank details do come with a dire warning.

Quote:

thank you i think i will have to wait till then but you have to send me the payment slip as soon as you make the payment.

i think with this acct we have to forget about the Western Union Security issues for now okay and i don't want you to tell me this acct is not working again i will not be happy with you cos i know much about this acct i have to make use of it before i gave it to you so it's working my lady
thank you.


OOOOOOOOOOOoooohhhh!! He won't be happy with us.

And he is such a good customer too.

Let's just hope that this a/c turns out to be OK.

But I have this feeling that...................................
Wink

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-British High Commission

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Why are you referring me as Barrister Buttplug to discredit me? Is it because this name appears on every email I send to you.
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