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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've read of 'gassy' motor accidents on the Ibadan express highway, and even 'ghostly' ones. This adjective from [email protected] is nice though, because it's not even in the dictionary....

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A GUSTILY MOTOR ACCIDENT INVOLVING A TOYOTA HELUX BUS AND A 911 TRUCK
WHICH OCCUR YESTERDAY AT THE AFLAO MOTOR WAY CAUSING THE DEATH OF 15
PASSENGERS AND 20 OTHERS SERIOUSLY INJURED.


What kind of accident did your benefactor have?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my lads spoke of his client having a 'fetal accident' ?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

About a month ago a lad told me of a hobble accident.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Seamless:
Accidental pregnancies happen... But why are you getting all his money?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MoP - It was a typo.. the mugu intended to type a "c" instead of a "t".

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@mop
must have died while giving birth, although it was a man that had died ?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Or maybe he had a heart attack while attending the birth?

One Lad's father met his end through mundane means:

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Unfortunately my father died from protracted diabetes.


But two months later:

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My Late Father Death, my stepmother use Dog to killed my father through sitten dog to his accident, ever since them we have been forbiden dogs.


Oops...

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Two years ago,an American client,Mr. George Taylor, with a Deposit to the sum of USD23.2Million died in a ghasly accident while on ice skiing in the carribean

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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A GUSTILY MOTOR ACCIDENT

That must have put the wind up him.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
A GUSTILY MOTOR ACCIDENT


It must have been some ghastly gust, is all I can say. Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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ice skiing in the carribean


Apparently lads have read something about global warmth Confused

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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A TOYOTA HELUX BUS AND A 911 TRUCK


I am more interested in these types of vehicles. Especially the Toyota HELUX. I own a Hilux and was wondering if this was some sort of super-secret model only available in ScamLand.

Also, a 911 Truck? Does Porsche do a truck?

And some accident news from my lad.

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Agatha had a motor accedint and she hard a boun fraction that is way i have not been writing to you


I responded with genuine concern.

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Well, if you allow your dopey sister to play in traffic these things will happen. How is the slapper?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Also, a 911 Truck?


I have this image of a big, boxy moving-van type thing painted in ridiculous colors, speeding down a street, lights and sirens blaring.

It stops, the doors fly open, and about 40 lads get out and just start running in circles, yelling in Pidgin Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Close
911 truck http://www.flickr.com/photos/satulagi/3250555626/

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahahahaha! Close enough Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my lads once had a fruit accident in a motor saloon

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One lad told me that a supposed victim had been 'deaded by fast car'.

Also, as you can see in a quote in my signature, one lad claimed that another person which I had previously been dealing with had given up the ghost...

Edit: I just remembered another classic... One lad told me that his father had died because "lion eat his hed and think he was food. my father was killedd and then the lion eat an elephant"

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Like that. Laughing They're all beauties though. One of my best ever was where 'the car skided out of control, colluding with a truck carrying 1000 gallon of peanut oil which flooded the road and kill them". What a mess. We should always ask the lads to describe the accident graphically I think.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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My late father was kill in a suspected road accident but the police reported that my late father was drunk and full of alcohol before his death

Your father was drunk AND full of alcohol ? Now thats a man after my heart...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was looking for something else and found This

But I'm pretty sure someone's lad once had a Ghostly accident.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gastric, now that's good Smile BTW, 'gustily' is in the Oxford dictionary, my mistake. I doubt it's often used in the context of an accident, unless the wind was blowing gustily and the car was taken off the road etc.

It looks like few lads can get anywhere near the correct spelling of 'ghastly' and their spellchecker offers similar words to what they've attempted.

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