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I don't know why, but this one just cracked me up. From a lad I've been church baiting for a couple of weeks:
Good afternoon sir, sorry, but i do not understand all what you said. I am not a member of your church, am only a poor little orphan living in a refugee camp presently. I contacted you you because i wanted help with my late fathers consignment box. Since i am not a member of the church, i would like for you to help me fix one, so i can be a full member. The form you forwarded to me has been filled, but the date of the membership is blank, because i did not know what to put there.
Please sir, i want you to help me in the name of God, who we all serve, kindly help me get my late fathers properties out of Africa. I am hoping to hear from you soon, regarding the membership of your church sir. Thank You
Poor little Orpan Melvin.
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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:15 pm
Since i am not a member of the church, i would like for you to help me fix one, so i can be a full member.
Oh, the possibilities
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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