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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The patient is an Amana Model ACO1840AC.

Symptoms: All the lights, bells, whistles, turning platter, timer are fine, but the magic thingiee inside that actually makes cold things hot, is dead.

I actually think there is a miniature Buddhist Monk that lives in there and meditates over the food when the machine is activated, thus accelerating the movement of the food molecules and heating everything. I searched Craigslist for a replacement Monk, but sadly, I couldn't find one small enough to fit inside. After some research I discovered that the Monk has to be from the Magnetron tribe, a small, and often persecuted, community of Monks.

If anyone has any information on how to revive a really small Magnetron Monk, please reply.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

how about [this]? $152.31, and in stock

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Thanks, I also found that, but I need to diagnose what part is defective. It could be some sort of thermal fuse or diode (cheap) or the entire high voltage side of the unit (expensive, and probably not worth replacing).

I may have not been clear in my OP, I'm not sure if the magnetron is the culprit.

The bride wants an answer, and I am just trying to buy some time.

Edit: I've never seen something that looks as cool as it's name. I present to you, Magnetron.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

then try [this] or [this].
there are plenty more sites found by googling 'magnetron "how to test" '
pls remember to read the safety precautions - microwaves can be dangerous even when unplugged.

good luck!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Thanks!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unless your microwave is a particularly awesome one, it'll almost certainly be cheaper to buy a completely new machine - they start cheap cheap cheap, and once you factor in the fitting/messing around/safety aspects, you may just want to upgrade/replace.

I hate to see a mostly functional machine go to heaven just because of one worn part, but it may be one of those times when it makes sense.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

manbiteslion wrote:
they start cheap cheap cheap


Cheap?!! The fucking thing was $600! (And it's only 5 years old) Evil or Very Mad Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Just a few gentle taps should do it.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ "Squirrel's Screwdriver"

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I discovered the real identity of the squirrel! Admit it, you're jeremy clarkson! Wink

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sorry,I don't know,I can't help you bcause i am a forum spamming cretin.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Damnit, why didn't you let us play with the troll?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I'll save a real one for you later Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PF, I'll send $600 thru the western onion. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Pastor Frank. Are you sure it hasn't slipped into Store Demo mode while the Monk was sleeping?

Has a similar problem at one time. The screen was telling me everything was working normally but we kinda rebooted it anyway and our Monk has been perfectly servicable since.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sir Cumfrence wrote:
Are you sure it hasn't slipped into Store Demo mode while the Monk was sleeping?


I visited Harrods in London last year. Fiddling with the fancy fridges and microwaves I quickly found I could choose which language the display panels were in - by the time I left all the monks were speaking Lithuanian. Laughing

Hayley wasn't impressed for some reason.....

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
Cheap?!! The fucking thing was $600! (And it's only 5 years old)


I have to resist the impulse to reply to the first part of the sentence.

At five years old, it is old enough to be retired. I shudder to think what an uninitated person can achive in that mess of high voltage high power wiring.

That you had to ask is sufficient in itself to say you are not qualified to mess with it ...

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Au contraire, both PF and I know that Electric Monk powered radionic reheaters of leftover foodstuffs are hazardous, particularly regarding the electrickery aspect Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ One must also take into account the benefits of an accident involving Microwave Radiation.

There is every possibility that Pastor Frank may splice the wrong wire and be turned into a Superhero.


From this:

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To this:

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Maybe it's a risk worth taking.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You do realise messing with one of these monk things can also make you celibate ...

<a href=http://www.appliancepartspros.com/partsearch/modelsearch.aspx?model=ACO1840AC>Try this?</a> if you haven't done so already
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Several thousand volts of electrickery, with the capacity to drive more than twelve times the lethal level of current through you even when the plug is out, and invisible radiation strong enough to boil your eyeballs and make you sterile.

Leave it to the experts. Pay someone to mend it or buy a new one.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seven of Nine wrote:
^^ Au contraire, both PF and I know that Electric Monk powered radionic reheaters of leftover foodstuffs are hazardous, particularly regarding the electrickery aspect Wink


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What would Lisa do?

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He's ever the pessimist.

Don't think "Instantaneous death".
Think of just how good you'll be at fighting crime once you've mutated.

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