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moosewinkle
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Feel free to give input on what to do next.

I got one of these emails and I felt like being stupid. Here goes:

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WARWICK INTERNATIONAL HOTELS NEW YORK
65 WEST 54TH STREET
NYC, NEW YORK
10019, USA
Tel: +1 347 560 4471

The Warwick International Hotels New York, US, needs the services of devoted workers, who are ready to work with it's team members after undergoing enlistment trainings in all her different sectors. Qualified persons should contact us immediately for job placement as the Hotel Management intends to increase it's man power base due to increasing it's number of customers in the Hotel.

Please, Note The Following;

Employment Type: Full Time Basis
Monthly Salary: $3,500USD ( Depending On Level Of Experience)
Preferred Language: English
Years of working experience: One Year Minimum
Vacancies would be opened fron now till on the 4th of January 2010.

Available Positions;

WAITER
COMPUTER OPERATOR
BEAUTY THERAPIST
RECEPTIONIST
FOREIGN/INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE TRANSLATORS
BODYGUARDS
CLEANER
ROOM ATTENDANT
DOOR PERSON
HOST/HOSTESS
BARTENDER
COOK
STORE KEEPER
CASHIER
ACCOUNTANT MANAGER
CASHIER
LOBBY ASSISTANT
E.T.C

Interested applicants should forward their CV/Resumes via email to the Manager, HR, for processing
Email: warwickinternationalhotels@rocketmail.com

Regards
Management
Warwick International Hotels New York US.


I replied
Quote:
I want to apply for the E.T.C job you wrote in your emai. I worked as a Elephant Training Consaultant for many years and would like to take care of your Elephant training. Is this job still available?


Got this back
Quote:
Dear Applicant,

Yes, it is still available. Kindly send us your CV/Resume.

Regards
Brenda Ross
Manager, Human Resource Department
Warwick International Hotels New York


Elephant trainer in a hotel? Well I thought I'd had in my CV and a cover letter. Here is the cover letter. The CV is pretty much same as this

Quote:
WARWICK INTERNATIONAL HOTELS NEW YORK
65 WEST 54TH STREET
NYC, NEW YORK
10019, USA
Tel: +1 347 560 4471


To Whom It May Concern:

Thank you for the opportunity to apply for this position. I am a skilled professional in the area with qualifications that match this position.

I am surprised and understanding that your outstanding hotel requires an elephant trainer. More and more luxury branded organisation are utilising animals and I am proud to be able to apply for a position to work with your elephants.

I have nine years of experience with elephants. My career commenced in the British Zoo were I also obtained the education of Diploma in Elephant Training and Animal Behaviour. I moved on to work for Walt Disney Europe Amusement parks in November 2007 training elephants to entertain the public.

The position you are advertising is a great opportunity to work in the United States of America. My father is a USA citizen and I will have no problems obtaining a Green Card.

Presented to me by the mayor of London; In 2007 I received the Key to London Zoo Award due to my outstanding accomplishment in taking care or the Zoo’s elephant population during the great elephant plague that effected many elephants in Zoo’s across Europe. I am glad to say none of the elephants in my care died and all came out of the incident in good health.

Feel free to email me for an interview.

Kind Regards

Samantha Bricksworth.
E.T.C Walt Disney Corporation



Cant wait to see the reply
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^
That's hilarious!

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
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Jammy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Very funny!

I think you'll need a lot of information about the types and temperaments of the elephants you will be expected to train.

Eventually (after many backs-and-forths with him), you might also ask for the email contact of the former elephant trainer, so you can correspond with him directly about the elephant's needs.

My very favorite lad time-wasting technique is to get them to create a new email identity just for your sake. Wink

Have fun and keep us posted.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You didn't mention that you had a hat with the words ELEPHANT TRAINING CONSULTANT in large letters on it*.

Monty Python reference - sorry.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It probably doesn't matter but I just googled ELEPHANT TRAINING CONSULTANT+Monty Python and this thread is the #1 listing.

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655



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Steward, WTF?



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Love the way they didn't bother to even read your first reply Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm baiting this lad too; I'm gonna go be a bodyguard.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope you guys keep updates on these...they are fantastic!

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