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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:12 am

I have just been sent this if it's true it's a Cracker !!!!

Quote:

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:14 am

A similar message was posted last June: Click.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:01 pm

I know I got pulled up about it on another group i am in !!

However it would be nice to think that it was true !!

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:34 pm

See http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp

If he got the perp's wallet with credit cards he would know the guy's name and not have to address him as "the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah."

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

See stuff like this encourages young people to go around armed with guns and big knives just in case they get mugged ... or is that hoping they get mugged?

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:14 am

My guess is that the original was scripted by an actual mugging victim, and that he found it very therapeutic to write this.

The overall tone is pure "overblown revenge fantasy" though. I would give you any odds that this is not true, even though we would dearly like it to be.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

It's BS. The 'writer' engaged in more criminal activity than the mugger. Utter baloney.