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sunshine
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm going all out to reach 100 piggies before the end of the year so I'm doing a lot of straight baiting and being a compliant little victim at the moment but this morning something kind of snapped:

Mugu:

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Dear Friend

Greetings in the name of God,Pls let this not sound strange to you for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year.i prayed and got your email id from your country guestbook.

I am MRS LILIAN BROWN from London,I am 58 years old,i am suffering from a long time cancer of the lungs which also affected my brain,from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating..

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Me:

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Hello Madame.

I'm sorry to hear that you are so unwell but I am touched that you could think of me as someone able to help you with your fund.

I would be more than happy to assist you in distributing money to worthy causes and for the increase in human happyness as a whole, Accordingly I would like to use your funds to found a chain of high-class animal brothels where we could help poor homeless and unwanted creatures by taking them in, giving them retraining and then putting them to useful work servicing the needs of our frustrated clients.

If you are in agreement then please do write back as soon as you can and we can make the necessary arrangements.


Mugu:


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DEAR {baiter}

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,

I AM HAPPY FOR YOUR INTEREST TO CARRY MY WILL, WHICH I OFFER TO YOU ON TRUST AND CONFIDENT.

PLEASE YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND TO ME YOUR INFORMATION,

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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high-class animal brothels where we could help poor homeless and unwanted creatures by taking them in, giving them retraining and then putting them to useful work servicing the needs of our frustrated clients.


Somehow I don't think this would get off the ground ! ........ Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That is a Nigerian Goat Farm Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sunshine wrote:
Hello Madame.

I'm sorry to hear that you are so unwell but I am touched that you could think of me as someone able to help you with your fund.

I would be more than happy to assist you in distributing money ka-ching sound effect
and that's where she stopped reading Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Indeed. Which is going to make for some interesting conversations later on in the bait Smile

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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you need for future reference, here is a high class goat hooker.

http://www.photographytips.com.au/images/strange-and-unusual22.jpg

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
Somehow , i wonder how you can get a picture of a farm animal in that outfit so fast...

Back on topic : It would be interesting to see how this turns out when the 58 year old lady starts to fully endorse the animal brothels. You might even want to double check she is ok with it a bit further down the road.
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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You could use it as an advertising campaign "Mrs lad from Lagos approves our goat sex service" or something could look good for the whore houses!

As for the images, That is err a stock image, Not from my private collection *shifty*

But Mistress Rahh Rahh is a specialist in her field! *double shifty*

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, she'll be dead before Christmas and you'll be left with her lawyer. Funny, how they always die just after handing everything over to their lawyers. Prepare to receive an email headed "GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN" (sic).
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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads make me laugh with their spelling. Maybe getting the lawyer to approve the brothels is the way forward.

EDIT: Dying just before Christmas ISN'T good for business! Other punters might think aids from the brothel! Get her to sign something to say your animals are good and clean and her death is totally unrelated

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Funny enough I always seem to be able to kill off dying widows simply by pointing out that as she has willed the money to me she actually has to be dead before the terms of the will can be exercised.

The lad then has to come up with death certificates and autopsy reports and pictures of funeral before I will believe him though Smile

(PS Jay - thanks for the goat pic... that's gone in my private stash Laughing )

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OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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