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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

To anyone who has any sympathy for these lumps of **** here is the response I received when my character (a retired elderly lady) asked if she should spend her Christmas bonus from the UK government on the ATM delivery charge or her electricity bill.

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ATTN: Eliz*b*th D**dy,

Thanks for your mail once more, You are to make the payment as soon as possible, your electricity bill will be solted out as soon as you receive your ATM Card, you are to go to money gram now and make the payment, So that all this will be solted out and every body will smile at the end. You know Dr U***n has done alot for you, helping you, he has also spent part of is money making sure that you receive your ATM Card.

You are to make the payment via that information we gave to you in our first mail to you today. Do as i have instructed you, as soon as you make the payment get back to us with the reference number and also a scan copy of the payment slip or receipt.

You are to reconfirm this information to us, Your full address, your state, zipcode, because we are going to be needing for the shipment.

Get back to us now.

Mr Peter A****

F*dex Agent

They are all heart eh?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:21 am

pete515 wrote:

and every body will smile at the end.

very businessman like words. Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:25 am

^^ And these businessman like words are even more realistic!

lad wrote:

So that all this will be solted out

So convincing. I think he's asking you to put the payment into some kind of slot.

Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:42 am

I like also when meals are spicy!
Oh wait...
It's sOlted, not sAlted Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

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he has also spent part of is money

That's true! The guy is never off the phone wanting to bully the payment out of my character. Fortunately he is the one paying for all the phone bills and Elizabeth can be a little slow in getting to grips with what is happening and continually requiring explanation.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:26 pm

I hope you can get some more calls out of him and then for xmass he can get his moneygr@m so he can celebrate(i geuss all offices will be closed anyway on the 25th and who knows he alredy spend a nice chunk of the money he is gone receive the 26th ofcourse there will be a number wrong or a mistake by Gr@m or so... Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Phone calls still flooding in - I guess the Moneygr*m MT*N didn't work for him for some reason. My character will have to own up to not sending the whole amount because she was buying Christmas prezzies for her hamster.

Actually I hadn't thought about sending MT*Ns' last thing on Christmas Eve. Maybe we should ALL make a joint effort at getting out these last minute numbers so that we can wish all our lads a much anticipated but ultimately fruitless Christmas.

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Knowing the lads they know of a WU/MG place open on christmas day.

Do lads work over christmas? Or does the pastor forbid it?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:54 pm

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So that all this will be solted out

did he mean sorted? - i'm wonder if this scammer is japanese.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

This lad is a real idiot. I must have nearly 2 hours of phone calls from him and he still comes back for more. Does anyone know if MG in Nigeria (BTW definitely Nigerian) really would question a serial wrong number claimer? He'll now get a fake MG form with the number slightly different from what I have told him by phone and email. That should pursuade him to make yet another visit with yet another wrong number.

Anyway I have "to do something it now".

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I am highly disappointed in you. You have failed me, The fedEx agent Mr Peter A***s just called my office again, that the number you gave them was still invalid, and that Mr Henry Yel1mah was being questioned in the bank because of attempt of an invalid number, You have really betray my trust and friendship, I have really done alot fror you, travelling here and there all because of you, making sure that you receive your ATM Card, now you want to repay me back with betrayer, which is very bad, i must say i am highly disappointed, You have to do something about this, or simply you didn't make the payment at the first place, because you keep giving them wrong reference number.

You have to do something it now.

Get back to us now.

Thanks

Dr Usm4n Sh4msud33n

Chairman ATM CARD DEPARTMENT

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:58 pm

Pete 515

If he is in Lagos there are plenty of MG agents if you google MG Lagos you'll find out how many. If he went to the same one everytime, and the clerk didn't like the look of him he might get picked up by the police.

If you can keep him busy on the phone like Drama Queen and Dora ...............