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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:47 am

Has anyone else seen this masterpiece of idiocy?
41.184.9.102, Nigeria

st@n1ey******@yahoo.com wrote:

date Tue, Dec 8, 2009 at 5:22 PM
subject URGENT

Hello,
How are u,there is a secret thing i wanna tell you but promise not to expose me until we proceed due to security purpose.
I discovered some chemicals use in printing southafrica currency.My Dad was working with southafrica currency company (sacc),he is in charge of chemical mixture for currency before he died due to heart attack and he has some of those chemicals diagolism which i can use to print currency,the only thing am looking for is the white paper reflector.I only have 2 crate of that diagolise chemicals,i crate contain 12mini-bottle of diagolise chemical,according to my Dad's File,1mini-bottle produces 5million us dollars in conversion/exchange rate to southafrica currency then multiply by 2crate of those chemicals,that' huge amount of money,the chemical Diagolism is not a buying product,it is very vital,please assist me search for the white paper reflector,after printing the currency i will conpesate you with 40% of the currency printed,let's make it a deal of trust,i had to travel in-search of the white paper reflector because i don't wanna waste the chemicals,please don't expose this issue to anybody until we succeed,reply through this mail.

White paper reflector? Confused

me wrote:

I can help you with your need and glad it is urggent because I need
money quickly too. What is the next step I have to take?

St@nley wrote:

dont be in a rush,i am looking for the white paper reflector,if you can search for the paper reflector you will have your percentage after producing the currency.i am also in-search of the paper reflector.thanks.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:49 am

This guy seems like a complete moron. I wonder if he's up for a journey? Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:51 am

He may be. I have begun preparations for...The Quest for the White Paper Reflector. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:48 am

I got that one too!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:18 am

I found some white paper reflector.
A jumbo size roll of it Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Dec 2009 Posts: 18

I happen to have him in my clutches currently.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:02 am

i like the variant...the old wash wash is so old that one day somebody have to change the script.... Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:33 am

May I join in?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:37 am

mugu_eater wrote:

the old wash wash is so old that one day somebody have to change the script

No kidding!

The "classic" wash-wash script is so extremely weird and arbitrary and non-plausible if you think about it! I always like to imagine that the first Nigerian scammer just made it up on the spot as he had the first victim looking at the primordial trunk box. It's that patently absurd and that obviously jeryrigged, to my mind.

But the really amazing thing is that every subsequent lad is too freakin lazy (or just too stupid) to try to improve on it! This is Lad Laziness at a level that's almost sublime.

But wait! Here comes this lad, who attempts an original variation on this idiotic theme, and he makes up something even more absurd!

Bravo, lad!

Laughing

BTW, I'd love to have a go with this lad too! PM me his email addy if you're comfortable doing so.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

Quote:

1mini-bottle produces 5million us dollars in conversion/exchange rate to southafrica currency then multiply by 2

A US dollar's worth about 7.5 SA rand, not 2! He's trying to rip you off!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:50 am

Sometimes you think you have seen everything in lad's stupidity and absurdity.
Then you receive something like that, like a nice gift with a wonderful ribbon.

Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

A "white paper reflector" is exactly what it says, it's used in flash photography ...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ksten/2736067031/in/set-72157600171102438/

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:20 pm

I hear the paper Kleenex use would fit the bill for this sh*t...

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:30 am

I recently locked horns with a counterfeiter lad. It was similar to this script, without the daddy stuff.

The weird thing is, he kept insisting this whole process was legal.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Dec 2009 Posts: 18

Some one scared him good because his email was "hracked"

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:37 pm

Sorry about the delay, I haven't checked that box in a while. Am busy with other lads. Feel free to pile on this turdboi at

stanle yj imne ze(at)gmail.com

Take out spaces of course. Just promise you won't educate him ok.

Here is where he talks about the "harcker". Fess up, was it one of you lot?

Quote:

hello,
thanks for ur concern,u can see that i have changed my mail box due to harcker,someone has harcked my box,he saw everything message that i mailed you,so please becarefull cos of frudstars,any time i send you message i will end it with my code no 124,if you did not see this no,it is not my message.the help i want from you is to help me insearch of the white paper reflector to print,it is like a white paper sheet.i will be in
malaysia in 3hours time in search of the paper reflector because i had an information that i will get the paper reflector
in VANILLA SUPPLIER PRIM@COMMODITY LIMITED. in malaysia but as soon as i get to the company i will mail you to let u know i have arrive.

but please do not expose this issue to any one now.
kindkly send your full details to enable me contact u.reply through this mail
Best regards
code:124

I am heading to New York to find the relflector. They have everything there!

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