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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:47 am |
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Has anyone else seen this masterpiece of idiocy?
41.184.9.102, Nigeria
st@n1ey******@yahoo.com wrote: |
date Tue, Dec 8, 2009 at 5:22 PM
subject URGENT
Hello,
How are u,there is a secret thing i wanna tell you but promise not to expose me until we proceed due to security purpose.
I discovered some chemicals use in printing southafrica currency.My Dad was working with southafrica currency company (sacc),he is in charge of chemical mixture for currency before he died due to heart attack and he has some of those chemicals diagolism which i can use to print currency,the only thing am looking for is the white paper reflector.I only have 2 crate of that diagolise chemicals,i crate contain 12mini-bottle of diagolise chemical,according to my Dad's File,1mini-bottle produces 5million us dollars in conversion/exchange rate to southafrica currency then multiply by 2crate of those chemicals,that' huge amount of money,the chemical Diagolism is not a buying product,it is very vital,please assist me search for the white paper reflector,after printing the currency i will conpesate you with 40% of the currency printed,let's make it a deal of trust,i had to travel in-search of the white paper reflector because i don't wanna waste the chemicals,please don't expose this issue to anybody until we succeed,reply through this mail. |
White paper reflector?
me wrote: |
I can help you with your need and glad it is urggent because I need
money quickly too. What is the next step I have to take? |
St@nley wrote: |
dont be in a rush,i am looking for the white paper reflector,if you can search for the paper reflector you will have your percentage after producing the currency.i am also in-search of the paper reflector.thanks. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:49 am |
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This guy seems like a complete moron. I wonder if he's up for a journey? |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:51 am |
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He may be. I have begun preparations for...The Quest for the White Paper Reflector. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:48 am |
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I got that one too! |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:18 am |
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reznov
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Dec 2009
Posts: 18
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:47 am |
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I happen to have him in my clutches currently. |
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Posts: 719
Location: Thailand
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:02 am |
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i like the variant...the old wash wash is so old that one day somebody have to change the script.... |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:33 am |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:37 am |
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mugu_eater wrote: |
the old wash wash is so old that one day somebody have to change the script |
No kidding!
The "classic" wash-wash script is so extremely weird and arbitrary and non-plausible if you think about it! I always like to imagine that the first Nigerian scammer just made it up on the spot as he had the first victim looking at the primordial trunk box. It's that patently absurd and that obviously jeryrigged, to my mind.
But the really amazing thing is that every subsequent lad is too freakin lazy (or just too stupid) to try to improve on it! This is Lad Laziness at a level that's almost sublime.
But wait! Here comes this lad, who attempts an original variation on this idiotic theme, and he makes up something even more absurd!
Bravo, lad!
BTW, I'd love to have a go with this lad too! PM me his email addy if you're comfortable doing so. |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:47 am |
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1mini-bottle produces 5million us dollars in conversion/exchange rate to southafrica currency then multiply by 2 |
A US dollar's worth about 7.5 SA rand, not 2! He's trying to rip you off! |
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Can get you a male trouser snake of about six years from our collection but not exactly purple headed (Peter Gr@y) |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:50 am |
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Sometimes you think you have seen everything in lad's stupidity and absurdity.
Then you receive something like that, like a nice gift with a wonderful ribbon.
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:08 pm |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:20 pm |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:30 am |
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I recently locked horns with a counterfeiter lad. It was similar to this script, without the daddy stuff.
The weird thing is, he kept insisting this whole process was legal. |
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reznov
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Dec 2009
Posts: 18
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Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:13 pm |
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Some one scared him good because his email was "hracked" |
_________________ Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief's
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:37 pm |
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Sorry about the delay, I haven't checked that box in a while. Am busy with other lads. Feel free to pile on this turdboi at
stanle yj imne ze(at)gmail.com
Take out spaces of course. Just promise you won't educate him ok.
Here is where he talks about the "harcker". Fess up, was it one of you lot?
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hello,
thanks for ur concern,u can see that i have changed my mail box due to harcker,someone has harcked my box,he saw everything message that i mailed you,so please becarefull cos of frudstars,any time i send you message i will end it with my code no 124,if you did not see this no,it is not my message.the help i want from you is to help me insearch of the white paper reflector to print,it is like a white paper sheet.i will be in
malaysia in 3hours time in search of the paper reflector because i had an information that i will get the paper reflector
in VANILLA SUPPLIER PRIM@COMMODITY LIMITED. in malaysia but as soon as i get to the company i will mail you to let u know i have arrive.
but please do not expose this issue to any one now.
kindkly send your full details to enable me contact u.reply through this mail
Best regards
code:124 |
I am heading to New York to find the relflector. They have everything there! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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