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 Its a Wonderful Rant.....NSFW

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Lakefield_Dave
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I might have upset him Shocked

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TAR MALADE IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR YOU YOU PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER FUCKING BEACH YOU FUCK WITH YOUR MOTHER

AND ALSO CAWR YOU WILL DIE FOR JUST NOTHING OKAY
WATCH YOUR SELF HOW YOU ARE GOING TO END UP OKAY,
BECAUSE I ASK YOU FOR SIMPLE HELP YOU ARE A CHARFT

BANZAR YOU ARE


YOU WILL SUFAR OKAY MORE THAN WHAT I AM INTO OKAY THIS IS MY PROMISE TO YOU ARE YOU SHALL RECIEVE AMEN


Don't think I've ever been called BANZAR before... Very Happy

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manbiteslion
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good siggy lines there!

Fwiw I think CAWR translates to coward, CHARFT to charity. Glad to hear you spoiled his day!

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bratwurst
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really hope that one day I can be so lucky as to get a rant like that. I think I'm pretty close to my first rant as I've been twisting a scammers brain for several weeks now and I'm pretty sure he will explode. My military training has held me in good stead as a master of disinformation, or as we used to say "if you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined".

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limburger
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of the more amusing rants I've seen in a while- nice job.

The odd word order in the lad's line "BANZAR YOU ARE" reminded me of the lyric in Pink Floyd's Animals: "Ha Ha, charade you are"

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahh, I love a good rant. Great job!!
Personally, I'd bait just to get such trophies!!

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Lakefield_Dave
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you one and all.

Personally I dont see what all the bother was about really.

I mean I only baited him as a l0lcat for a few weeks, its not like I wasnt on the up and up with him.. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

nice rant buddy... keep em coming

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lakefield_Dave wrote:
I mean I only baited him as a l0lcat for a few
weeks, its not like I wasnt on the up and up with him.. Rolling Eyes


Glad to see my little modality is still causing grief in ladland Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
BANZAR YOU ARE


Were you bating Yoda?

Great rant!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shine On You Crazy Lad wrote:
PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER


For some reason, this is my favorite part. Great job!

Like Limburger, I also hear the "BANZAR" line as Pink Floyd, not Yoda.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I liked that L_D Laughing
Great stuff clapping Thumbs up
Keep them coming.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
YOU PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER


It makes my day when a lad is reduced to a quivering puddle of incoherent rage. Well played, sir!

BTW, even though he signed off with an "amen", that sure didn't SEEM like a prayer...

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OH, to be able to see the lad typing that! I bet every keystroke was fueled with fury.
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Lakefield_Dave
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Sunshine...many thanks for the modality...its given me lots of fun...and my lads lots of grief

@Scammed...I agree, it would have been a wonderful sight. Too bad we cant secretly install webcams in the cafe's for just such occassions banghead

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know what I like better... the threats ending with ..OKAY or the whole curse note ending with AMEN. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Personally, I prefer "OK". It's a nice reassuring touch Very Happy

"Amen" is so final, so impersonal....

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lakefield_Dave wrote:
TAR MALADE IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR YOU


I've always enjoyed Tar Malade on my toast. It's still good for me AND can be used to build roads

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing

This is too funny. I was just about to start a thread to post the same rant. We must be baiting the same lad. He had sent another interesting mail.

Quote:

Subject: LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE LIFE OF TODAY SCAMMERS OR FRAUD START READ WITH CAREFULL TO SEE THE LIFE

OKAY THANK YOU DEAR OND,

See I will like you to help me with anything you do know that you can be of help with anything just to enable to eat some foot for I have nothing with me or may I say on me okay please I am only begging you for this help,

Or any thing that my come out from your mind okay I will be satisfy with that may God bless you amen as you have even made an attempt

More blessing

In the name of God

For after all I did not even know you you are only trying to give to me helping hard

Lord will gouge us amen,

Thanks

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@JustJane

Yup...that's our load alright.

Have fun!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He's at it again! This is all I got today:

Quote:
bengo you are


I guess that means 'please bait me harder' Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lakefield_Dave's Lad wrote:

BANZAR YOU ARE

Quote:
THIS IS MY PROMISE TO YOU ARE YOU SHALL RECIEVE AMEN


Imagine Yoda on L.S.D.

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