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 Musa Ibrahim. (Mr.Asshat)

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry if this is in the wrong topic, I just got a hilarious email back from this guy that I just couldnt ignore. Im new to these forums and prob wont be an active member,but this is pretty funny lol.

Dear Friend,

Am sorry for bumping into your privacy, let me start by introducing myself, I am BARRISTER MUSA IBRAHIM (SAN) .I got your e-mail from my private search of reputable people, I am an attorney and I have a client who is interested in investing some good money in your country.

My client is a very important and prominent person who has mandated me to contact you for a very important business transaction. My client is by name Mrs. Maryam Abacha and she is the wife of a Late Military head of state in my country. Her husband Late General Sanni Abacha made a lot of money through Oil proceeds during his tenure in office. In fact it was discovered after his death that he was worth well over $4.5 billion in United State Dollars and some of this money were retrieving after he died while some was recovered from officials that served under him during his reign as Military Head of State. The truth of this case is that my client despite the problem she is going through now, she still has a lot of money in her possession, which she intends to invest outside our country.

What my client need from you now is reliable account where she can transfer some money but mind you, all the money in her possessions cannot leave at once because she need to build confidence and trust. In someone who would not expose her plan to remit and possibly invest in your company, so she has agreed that I should make arrangements for the transfer of $69.5 million United States dollars and you are free to negotiate your mode of compensation even as she intends to invest the money in your country. Please, do not hesitate to indicate your view of this request by contacting me immediately you receive this e-mail so that the necessary arrangements can be made for the money to
leave immediately.

You are required to provide the following information below:
5. AGE:

Due to the present situation of my client, I would be happy if this request can be kept secret and strictly confidential. I would also like to note that there is no risk involved at all because I would provide all the legal tenders binding it all.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and Best regards,
Barrister Musa Ibrahim (SAN)

------------------ My email back

(i lost it since it was a spam i returned, i saved,but heres what i said)

Thank you for ur offer,i am very interested in ur offer. can u plz tell me ur info so i know ur real,i rly want 2 be in this offer. since i dont want any1 knowing what we are doing, lets use codenames (got this from some of ur famous scams)

I shall be known as secret asian man, and you will be known as Mr.Asshat
plz reply back,thank you


ear Secret asian man,

Thanks for your message the content were well understood and note down. Of course there will be expenses for both side and it is very good to inform you before we proceed on this project, I want you to understand that nothing good comes easily and it will never, so you have understand the nature of this project and the benefit as well.

Your ideal is very good and great, I think you are the kind of person I have been praying to have as partner, now we have agree to go on with this project, my advise is for us to keep it Secret until the fund hits your account ok, please call me as soon as you receive my message as for us to discuss in details on how to control this project and your wife and I should not be a problem so we need to talk about the deal on phone if you think is safe to talk on phone. All you need to know about me is here in my message and attached are our picture and my call to bar certificate.

But the only place you will require to pay money is for you to register your company here and that is only area you will ask to pay, so if you are willing to assist us and work with me from your heart, I will assist us achieve this goal.

All I need from your side your co-operation and assist and also for you to strictly adhere to my instruction and directives, please Sir, we can’t achieve any good thing without trust.

I am barrister Musa Ibrahim, I am 46 years of age, I am from Kano state in the northern part of Nigeria and studied law at the University of Ibadan and 1988 proceeded to the law school where I graduated as a professional lawyer in 1990, I have served in various capacity as government lawyer, I was a member of the constituent assembly that amended the Nigeria constitution after the 26 years of military rule.

I want you to have at the back of your mind that I as the lawyer, I needed to have huge confidence in you as I may like to have you very close to my mind, what is more this fund is very big, that I need to trust you deeply.

All the instruments regarding this fund is with me and therefore in good position to brief you on the percentage % of the invested fund that should be given to you.
You should know that I am working to make money and have the capacity to increase your benefit to about 20% and 10% for local and international expenses by the time this transaction is concluded, having severed my client’s husband and the family I can influences her decision for the respect they have for me.

I have been informed to start kick all the necessary documentations, including a memorandum of understanding between you and my client, which will be sent to you for your study and signing, as the transaction will be made bank to bank to ensure safely.

In the light of the above I will advice that you suggest a company name that will be registered over here under co-operate affairs commission Abuja, this registration will be back date to suit the fund deposit with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), you will have to nominate two directors of your chose whose name will appear in the articles of association and memorandum of understanding of the company, other details will be communicated to you as we proceed, you can call me on my mobile number for other details on :+234-8051742970.

Please call me immediately you receive this message, for further details on how to proceed, and also you are advised to suggest a company name that will be register here as an existing company for past years.

Anxiously awaiting your reply.


Barrister Musa Ibrahim. (Mr.Asshat)

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He's calling himself asshat now. if u guys want 2 continue this baiting, his email is : [email protected] (dunno if its been posted)

heres his 'pictures'. tell me if they look familiar xD

I'm done with these scammers, I'm using a semiprivate email address and don't want my info out there, so I'm not gonna bother replying back. In past years Ive enjoyed messing with people , letting my email out there,then just screwing with scammers. FBI having my funds.... prince of nigeria sending me millions of dollars.. etc. Just for some lulz. so ya, do what u want, bait him, w/e, sorry if this is wrong topic
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very ironically, he just emailed me back.

Dear Sir,

How are you today? I guess all is well, as I did not hear from you again regarding this project, please we need to start up this project before the offices in concerns will close for holidays, please you are require to send the needed details for me to proceed immediately with this project, what we don’t have is time.

I will be expecting your full details and reply. Note that our code is 'Secret Asian man'

Remember that my own code is 'Mr.Asshat'

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm pretty sure that I know who this is. One of my lads that I've had for about 3 weeks now. He is, as you have pointed out, remarkably daft.
Good luck on getting anything from him, though. He's a tough nut to crack and one of the most epically lazy lads I've baited yet.

If you're going to post his full name, please l33t it here. The google bots can see in here.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him why the certificate doesn't have an RSOT on it. (Red Seal of Truth)


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You should probably write "FAKE" or "USED BY SCAMMER" across the photo before posting it.

Otherwise, have fun with the lazy asshat. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ibrahim is a total idiot. There are a few threads in the audio forum and elsewhere here.
Scores fo baiters have confused this lad, and it's real easy to do.
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