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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:54 am |
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Take their format, reply to it with something simple in another language. I got a French format so I replied in English, translated to French, then to Dutch, then back to English, then to Hebrew, back to English, then finally back to French again.
Originally I said basically I did not speak French well but I was interested in the offer. End result:
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Dear Fatima
it is not an interesting all, I will be out of knowledge more to hold. I speak French quite good, but I am not going to do what I can confirm? |
I think he'll want to speak English from now on. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:07 am |
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Good ol' Babelfish Syndrome. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:49 am |
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This is a fun modality. I sometimes do this if the lad's own English skills are less than prefect. I take my normal English text and translate it back and forth to three different languages, then send it.
A recent example I sent:
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Dear Pastor B@lun@ik--
I am also a reayal senreact of God, and I want to help you!
Me you require? Access you send to you the money? I would become I like I send in money you, in the treatments at my house and the treatments at lots of money. I too have old Bibles that you could want. I am happy, a lot of Bibles, while also Yams ln it sends you. I hope it is I it is that it is it sends to you the $6000 enough, in Western Union. Have also sons and the do girls? Have a woman that arouses? She is beautiful? How many marks do enjoy one day you? This is important! I would want to help you really with the money and treatments at bank's money, but first, I want inform. |
I figure it's a great way to waste lads' time. They see the magic words "Western Union", so they spend ages trying to parse the rest of the nonsense around it. |
_________________ X 4
Published Bait: The Miseducation of Chief Mrs Watusi FBI Mrs |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:57 am |
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In a similar vein I have a character who says he is Chinese, speaks no English so has to use translation software. However being too lazy to use such software myself I just imagine the worst kind of translation goofs you see on sites like http://engrishfunny.com/ and write accordingly, as in this reply to a dying widow who wanted me to use her cash to found an orphanage...
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Tumescent Greetings Sister Juliana Taiba
I have a happy that letter from me reading OK can you as use translate software write from china speaking to England speaking.
Most important note that I am not Christian being and not fear of god have. Follow teaching of Confucius have I with great filial piety and pass all examinations when young dragon. Am thinking not to be problem for Confucius he say:
""To rule a country of a thousand chariots, there must be reverent attention to business, and sincerity; economy in expenditure, and love for men; and the employment of the people at the proper seasons."
so all in proper place will occur like with your Jesus and Mary Chain. You have a happy?
As state for invest Christ focus enterprise is the difficult as China glorious peoples republic of proletariat (little red book waving!) but I have make the friend with politburo member as fix computer and special permission for Christ orphan dead baby not making to give food can have this dragon. Most careful investment make I with money and many baby now not dead by your hand!
Make call "Juliana Tabia Not-Dead Baby Home of One Thousand Lotus Petals" be happening but we not mention God or Hu Jintao will have a grumpy!
Is acceptable?
Detonations!
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:11 am |
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^ I love doing stuff like that! But with one of my characters, I take it a bit farther - I murder the spelling too:
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Meesteear Allan! I am sou gladd you can help usss hearee. We have veryy poooooorr ilund heer in Pasifik Oshunn. There was tyfoooon here a fyoo monthsz bakk resently and distroyied most bildinghs heere. Our main eksport is kokonutsz and they mostleee distroieyd. no more manyy kokonutss to exksport. We havve binne relieyingh on finanshull aid from Fiji, the islunds clos to uss. They are madd bekos we can not pay lones bakk. Pleease send moniieys quick so we can not go bankrupt. Here the informashuns you want |
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_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:36 am |
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http://translationparty.com/ comes to mind here.
Just type in a sentence and watch it translate to Japanese and English over and over again until an equilibrium is found. |
_________________ YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
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Clark Fur Trading
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2009
Posts: 126
Location: Mayo, Yukon
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Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:04 pm |
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@Mr.Wang
What a great little tool! I think I may use it for custom signature lines for some of my pets...
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Bait a Scammer, slap him a bit, and watch the good times roll. |
translates to...
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Feeding fraud, in order to monitor the economic boom, he is a little slap. |
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_________________ x 51 x 1
"I am learned and graduated with a Masters degree from Oxford in the UK. So, you should know what stuffs i got." - Mich@el Kas0nga
"We have not experince this kind of stress trying to receive our payment since the inception of our operation. We can no longer go on with this unyeilding transaction" - Ch@rles Rob@rt0n, S3cur3 Sh13ld Guru!
"People like you are not common to see in this universe." - Felix Obih
"I am devastated by my brothers health.the wound of his hynia cut is not healing fast.though the doctor ahve removed the ropes in there." - Albertine and Jonathan |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:17 am |
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Don't forget the Yoda translator. You can always run something through before and/or after you've run it through the other languages.
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Forget the yoda translator, do not. You can always run something through before and/or after, run it through the other languages, you have. Yeesssssss. |
http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:19 am |
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One of my favorite characters is a Tajikistanian immigrant living in the US. He's a wonderful victim, very friendly and eager to please. But communication breakdowns are the rule. He drives lads crazy.
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I try hard, okay? Luninos can for moneys later welcoming absen telling to him, trying for I do mcuh reths am falling, okay? Is good I think, much have slerto for help god bless! For many thanks!
Frase not jenuya any ways now, so for doccumens pleas you send me soon.
Stasiling bram for not worry selring to cash pay of 3500 of dollar for paper of gramsel is true okay? Most eager! For God's will is being of true and not to ultir worrying is to friends. And most happy for that too. So for you is go ahead, is well and happy today. Most blessed! Thenk You! |
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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