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 12 Days of Christmas - 2009' Contest

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Tsnerd
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yep, that time of year again.

The rules are simple (ish)

Revise the normal 12 Days of Christmas song with the following guidelines:

- Make it SFW.

- Must be baiting related.

- Has to include the word 'lemmings'....I did 'mongeese' last year.

- Possible bonus points if you are able to include the words 'wombat' and 'yak' in a coherent way. No promises, and these inclusions are probably only there for my amusement.

PM entries to me, and a winner will be announced 23 December and go into effect 1 January.

Winner gets a Premium Membership and orange name (or chooses someone else). No plagiarizing or resubmitting of last year's entries. Last year's thread is here and the winner and submissions are here.

Cut off for entries is 20 December.

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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Submissions entries end tonight - 12 AM my time - about 5 hours from the time of this post. Very Happy

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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I apologize, but this year's winner won't be announced until either later tonight (doubtful) or tomorrow (more likely)

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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Late, I know. Embarassed

This year's winner is Caligula:

Quote:
On the first day of Christmas
my art lad sent to me
a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the second day of Christmas
my love lad sent to me
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the third day of Christmas
my phone lad sent to me
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the fourth day of Christmas
my hitlad sent to me
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the fifth day of Christmas
my pet lad sent to me
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the sixth day of Christmas
my refugee sent to me
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the seventh day of Christmas
my widow sent to me
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the eighth day of Christmas
my check lad sent to me
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the ninth day of Christmas
Mister Gomer sent to me
Nine lads a-choppin'
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the tenth day of Christmas
Nick TheCop sent to me
Ten lads a-travellin'
Nine lads a-choppin'
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Mr. Alan got sent by me
Eleven accounts for closin'
Ten lads a-travellin'
Nine lads a-choppin'
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My moderators sent to me
Twelve warnings for naggin'
Eleven accounts for closin'
Ten lads a-travellin'
Nine lads a-choppin'
Eight checks for inning
Seven last wishes
Six reverend numbers
Five tame lemmings
Four death threats
Three laptops
Two copied poems
and a woodcarving of a bumblebee


Thank you for all that submitted and I will follow up with your entries, also. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping Congratulations, Caligula!

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Caligula
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome! Very Happy Very Happy

Since I'm staying yellow for another six months, I'll be donating it to a promising young member. It won't be easy since I have quite alot of members to choose from!
I'll let you know later this evening who the chosen one is.

Newer members (or not so new members), let the ass-kissing begin Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Woooooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooooo

Mucho congradulationess Caligula

Well Done.

Wink Laughing

Ass attempt kiss - take one

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations (from last year's winner).

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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt. Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
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Caligula
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Kate: Laughing It was a brilliant attempt, but totally unnecessairy.. Don't you know you already are in my heart? Wink

@MTM: Thanks. Sorry to thwart your plans of winning it 2 years in a row Very Happy

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manbiteslion
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done Caligula! A very worthy winner and bonus points for sucking up to NickTheCop, Alan and the Mods Wink Congrats, you little tiger, you!

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Nap Olean
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bah Humbug!

That is to say, Congrats!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats, Caligula! Very Happy

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Caligula
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks all Smile

@mbl: Wasn"t sucking up. I just ran out of inspiration at the end Laughing



Now, to announce who gets the reward...

After numerous PM's of newbies telling me how awesome I am, even compared to the squirrel, and the countless mentors promoting their mentees I've decided to grant it to
Clark Fur Trading. Theoretically it will go into effect on jan, 1st. Enjoy turning yellow, and have fun with all your new tools! Very Happy

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Cathartic Kate
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Clark Fur Trading is indeedy a promising and worthy member.

Wooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooo.

@ Impressionnant et impressionnant Caligula mwah mwah

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Caligula wrote:
@MTM: Thanks. Sorry to thwart your plans of winning it 2 years in a row Very Happy

No worries. I didn't enter. I thought I'd let someone else win. Wink

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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt. Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Caligula wrote:
@mbl: Wasn"t sucking up. I just ran out of inspiration at the end Laughing

Aw, and I was just beginning to like you. Well, back onto the blacklist you go.









Well done on the win.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NickTheCop, in all fairness, you've had a superb year on the safari front, congrats Smile

And congrats to Clark Fur Trading too, happy Orange day on the 1st!

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