Nigerian Police & Fed. Min. of Finance (help!)

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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:22 pm

I think I am in trouble.....

This is my first try at this (alone...)

I repied to an Email from the Nigerian. police saying I should contact
the Min. of Finance...

Told him a really good story....

Even gave him my mobile number (untraceable)

Now the Minister has called me personally!!!

Good English, nice manners... WOW!
I couldn't stop saying "Sir" after every sentence...

Of course he said that I must pay for something, blablabla....
Said he would sent me an EMail with the deatails....

Who has any experiece with this guy?

Could use a few tips... (still waiting for a mentor...)
I am more scared of doing something wrong than I am scared of him....

Feeling a little inscure at the moment....
I may be a man, but at the moment my balls are on vacation....
Not a nice feeling......

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:41 pm

Sounds like you're doing great. Don't worry about making mistakes, a lot can be learned that way, and scammers are inexpensive.

This thread is a good read: click. If you don't look at Nurse Nasty's avatar, your pulse should return to normal pretty quickly. Wink

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:46 pm

Club74, just remember that he thinks you're genuine and you know that he's a scammer, so you have that edge.

Furthermore, it seems that the Lad thinks you're nervous and easily flustered. It'll seem plausible when you make (in-character) mistakes and things go wrong at the WU office or the bank or wherever.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 34

Thats more than I got with my first bait. Nice work!

Just keep on going. Be creative Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:53 pm

You aren't in any trouble! Very Happy

Welcome to Eater!
You used an untraceable mobile phone...check!
You have a safe email addy?...check!
You are using all fake character names, details, and nothing to trace back to your real identity (even your Eater name)?....check!
You have read all the Stickies, and even Straight Baiting and Payment Delay Modalities in Eater University Forum?...check!

No worries. It's just the new thing jitters. It will pass. Don't worry about blowing the first few baits by doing anything "wrong." There is a learning curve, and the more you read and bait, the better you will become. And it won't take you as long as you think, either. Reading and understanding lad mentality is the first thing. Once you learn that, the rest is various fun and games for lad pain. I can't count how many "police" or "ministers" I've talked to. Funny thing, they all have different voices, though. Smile

Relax and Enjoy!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:11 pm

I remember the first time I talked to a scammer I was really nervous too. Don't worry at all about it, the other smart people here have already pointed out that you are doing everything right. You have the upper hand. You know he's a scammer, but he doesn't know you're a baiter. The best part is that the baiter always wins, no matter what!

The more practice you have talking to the lads it will get much easier. You'll learn to lie to them just as easily as they lie to everyone else. You'll also get an ear for their accent too. If you are on Skype, feel free to add me as a contact. You are always welcome to listen in on my telephone conversations with the scammers. Most of my conversations with them are boring but there are some comedy moments Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:39 pm

Thank you all for the encouragement!

I am feeling a little better now... (Thank you Mr. Daniels)

He just called me again (about 30 min after the first call) to say he just sent me a mail with all the details...

I just kept saying Sir at the end of every sentence...

And he is such a nice and friendly man, he even asked how my father was doing... (he is in a coma after having drunk 2 bottles of Southern Comfort, snorting a few lines of coke and having a Viagra for dessert)

I told him he was fine, he still has a boner, but he is smiling....

...Again he said that he just sent me an Email with the details, I told him I was not at home and could only access my Email tomorrow....

That will give me some time to regroup....

Thanks again for the encouragement.....

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:45 pm

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I told him he was fine, he still has a boner, but he is smiling....

That must have been a rather umm interesting conversation. Laughing

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