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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:15 am |
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I got the best lad rant from an insult ASEM I have ever seen today:
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And.rew wat.kins
to me
show details 8:31 PM (22 hours ago)
IDIOT INSTEAD OF YOUR FATHER TO MIND HIS BUSINESS ONLINE YOU ARE BUSY
DISSING ..........I KNOW YOUR MOTHER POUR HER MENSTRA BLEED IN A CUP
FOR YOU TO DRINK AND THAT MADE YOUR BRAIN DULL YOU IDIOT FROM THE
DESCENDANT OF A MONKEY,BASTARD SON OF A PIG,YOUR MOTHER ONCE CAME TO
ME TO FUCK HER MAGGOT RIDDEN SMELLING STINKING WIDE ROTTEN PUSSY BUT
INSTEAD I CALLED MY DOG TO LICK HER PUSSY WITH IT TONGE AND AFTER MY
DOG LICKED YOUR MOTHER PUSSY IT VOMITED........... I WILL ADVICE YOU
TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS ONLINE OR IF YOU THINK YOU WANNA CONTEST THEN
LETS HOOK UP ON A ONE ON ONE LEVEL AND I WILL MAKE SURE I USE MY AXE
TO SHARE YOUR THICK SKULL INTO 2 FOR THE VULTURES TO FEED ON STICKING
JU MAN LIKE YOU CLEAR ROAD...............UR FATHER |
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 Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
 Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
  Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
X14 more &  
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:27 am |
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Too bad we don't have more space for siggy, since this reply could be ENTIRELY kept  |
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"U ARE JUST AN INFIRMINATE BASTARD CLOCKING LIKE AN OLD HEN" - Sh4m1m Al4v1
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:55 am |
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You must have been very rude on him |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
       Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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P.P3t3rs
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 31 Aug 2009
Posts: 85
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:07 pm |
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Nice insult, Congrats!
I love the mental image of the lad steaming out the ears writing that! |
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"US$ 1, is amounted to 12,230,00 Indonesian Pupiah" -3MIRATES BANK
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou x2, then Lagos->Abuja->Maiduguri->Lagos 3050km/1900mi (Total) All in 3 weeks! - with Mentor Nick The Cop
"One thing I keep thanking my God for is that he never allowed me to
fall victim of your scam, because I thought I was dealing with
responsible people, without knowing that you are a complete nuisance
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:45 pm |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:48 pm |
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jreh
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 197
Location: Iqaluit, Nunavut (F'king Cold Up Here!)
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:29 pm |
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I can just feel the love in that one. It looks like there may be the potential to turn that into a romance bait if you ask me  |
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You have surely suceeded in creating enemity between i and my lawyer. Thanks very much for that. You called me all sorts of name. Even Scammer? There is no problem - <B>Dr. Randolf Travis</B>
if you are no longer intrested you are free to indicate your say so than dealing drealing. - <B>George Chuks</B>
we have agreed to shit your payment to our New York subregional hd for your payment - <B>James Brown<B> |
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mitch_stu
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Nov 2009
Posts: 29
Location: Everywhere
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:42 pm |
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Do you think he's mad at you possibly ??? |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:56 pm |
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Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship |
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
       
       
  
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Mlox42
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2009
Posts: 184
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:00 pm |
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Words can't describe what I am thinking after reading that. |
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:06 pm |
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Nice work! I'm gonna send out a batch of insults later today. |
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I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:43 pm |
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If you didn't already have a custom title...
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| IDIOT FROM THE DESCENDANT OF A MONKEY |
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Which one? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord Wulf
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Oct 2009
Posts: 21
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:46 pm |
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Bring your gun. |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:28 pm |
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After that i think you will NOT be on his Christmas card List !!!! |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:27 pm |
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I think he likes you. Wish him a Happy Holiday season. Ask for a picture of his dog. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:32 pm |
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Good job on the insult! I think I need to wash my eyes out after reading that But remember: a lad NEVER gets the last word.  |
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 Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
 - St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
 Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:12 am |
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As far as I'm concerned the best trophy you can get is a nice rant. Great job!!
Any chance you might share this lad? |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:40 am |
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@ Yastreb - hmmmmmmmmmm, i think box 2 is my choice
@ Fryer - I think a nice rant is worth as much as any photo... I would love to share this lad but when i went to log in to get his details i got this:
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Guess i really impressed him
Happy Baitin' |
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Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
X14 more &
Team Mr Bigg's |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:19 am |
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It appears that Gmail put a 24 hour hold on your account. Its from all the insults you sent. Share his details tomorrow. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:30 pm |
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Great lad rant. Seems you hit a nerve. |
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He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:15 pm |
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Dooh!
Those are the type of lads that are just about begging for a response. Oh, and for next time, when you do respond to a lad like that, make sure to put the following at the end of your letter:
"ABEG DONT RIGHT TO MY BOX AGAING MUMUUUUUUUU"
Make it bold, all caps, and large... and you've pretty much guaranteed yourself another answer.
Great job.  |
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Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
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"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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El Sid
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 351
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:50 pm |
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Ah. So the deals off then? |
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http:// mar mighty industries. webs. com/ (leave your baiter/catcher address in the guestbook)
Martin Shen: "I am convinced that you will not betray me immediately.."
Mansa Musa Kamara: "...you resemble the son a one pussy sucker and I think my guess is right. Yes, your name is bastard...the problem now is that no one knows if the gods will accept your blood for a sacrifice. Bastard you are and bastard will you remain..."
S0L0M0N Bo@tang: "Thanks for your response. The content is painstakingly understood." - yeahh lad-pain!! |
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Spindly Killerfish
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Aug 2009
Posts: 20
Location: Having a slap up meal at Mrs Miggins' Pie Shop
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Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:45 pm |
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The sexual tension between you both is unbearable..........get a room..................erm one without axes!!
Great Insults! |
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Jonas Parker
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Posts: 109
Location: Texas
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Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:15 pm |
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Texas Rule #1: don't never bring no knife... err... ax to a gunfight! |
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"... note that you are a dead man working" - Buster Gang
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:12 am |
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Send him a nice reply, and ask him if your still on his Christmas card list.
Nothing pisses-um off more then when your nice.
Then ask him if he still has the white goat with the nice smile. |
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Resistance is futile
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Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father
My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes |
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