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Teflon Billy Reincarnated
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Oct 2009
Posts: 47
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:51 pm |
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Remember the talented artist who brought you this delightful little number?
Well, he's decided to go ahead and "construct" a monument of faith, and boy, is it ever a doozy!
The realism virtually jumps off the screen, doesn't it? Somehow, methinks this will be judged somewhat less than adequate.
UPDATE: New pictures, even more atrocious than the first two! These ones are, allegedly, from multiple angles to demonstrate the three-dimensionality of the monument. See my post below. |
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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:22 pm |
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Holy. Shit.
Do we have a Hall of Shame for the Hall of Shame? |
_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
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send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
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Mlox42
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2009
Posts: 184
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:30 pm |
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He can't seriously think that would fool anyone can he? Even someone who has horrid eye sight would be able to tell that isn't real. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:34 pm |
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Teflon Billy, was your instinctive reponse, "Fireballs on line"? Because that's just terrible.
So as not to deter him from further shoddy efforts - I'd say tell him that the picture has to show the pyramid from an angle so as to show it's a complete structure. Let's then see what he does to achieve that. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:39 pm |
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Slap him with a closed fist. Do not worry about calling him on a fake like we do with IDs. No one else but you will ever get these photos. You might ask him what those photos are for, because they are clearly not of a real pyramid. |
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:55 pm |
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YeaWhatever speaks truly - but on the other hand, we want the Lad to think that his leet photochop skills are truly awesome, don't we? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:17 pm |
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They are right I can´t help it, I´m still laughing about this wizard. It´s the definition of great HOS stuff
Somehow I expect the Monty Python foot trampling him down any second! Plus the Liberty Bell March.
EDIT TO ADD Haha, they make a great desktop background - I was just asked the 3rd tiome what the hell was that! Haha - it´s bound to make people ASK |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:06 pm |
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Well you could be initially very convinced by the photos, claim they are the best pyramid that anyone has ever constructed, and ask for a dozen new photos of it from various angles.
After several more hours of lame photoshop work on the lad's part, you could suddenly realize how crappy they are.
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Aristocrat
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2009
Posts: 192
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Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:10 pm |
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Listen, I think everyone is being too hard on this lad. These photos are a step up from using a green marker to doctor photos. |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Posted:
Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:14 pm |
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If someone put that picture on a tee shirt, I'd buy it! |
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MrBadLuck
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Nov 2009
Posts: 201
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Posted:
Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:12 am |
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I don't understand the problem, it looks legit to me |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:02 am |
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Slap him!! Horrible pics! No TWAT should ever be allowed to submit such fakes.
The are the worst fakes I've seen since Dickboi's "torture pics." |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:23 am |
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Well the (non) pyramid is just awful but this lad is definitely a TWAT! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
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Steward, WTF?
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DarthMugu
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Sep 2009
Posts: 229
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:26 am |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
The are the worst fakes I've seen since Dickboi's "torture pics." |
Where are those? |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:39 am |
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hahahaha nice!!! |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:11 am |
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He's a RICH lad I tell you. He's got two suits! |
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Teflon Billy Reincarnated
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Oct 2009
Posts: 47
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Posted:
Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:16 pm |
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Update: I demanded more photos from different angles (which he should have provided in the first place, since that was part of the initial instructions). Check out this twat's photoshop skillz in action:
Who does this guy think he's fooling? |
Last edited by Teflon Billy Reincarnated on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:20 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:18 pm |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:38 pm |
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Jigsaw Killer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Mar 2008
Posts: 34
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Posted:
Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:24 pm |
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I agree with Jammy, sudden realisation that you had initially been taken sounds fun |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:32 pm |
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Great baiting so far! I shudder to think of the TWATS who gave their lives in the construction of this imposing edifice.
re: slappage. You can have it both ways by saying an architect or engineer friend was admiring the construction. Only after close examination did his keen eye detect the subtle mistakes that give this away as a forgery. Make up something like "the radiosity on the anti-aliased pixels in the midtone areas is slightly off."
His consulting fee could even be deducted from the TWAT money |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Posted:
Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:02 pm |
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hahaha... those pictures are classic! Hall of shame material for sure. I think that TWAT may be my one of my favorite baits of all time. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:10 pm |
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As most of you know, if Teflon Billy Reincarnated is following the basic TWAT script, the lad has to provide a video of him leaping off of the pyramid backwards (leap of faith). I can hardly wait to hear the excuses the lad will conjure up once he is asked for his video. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:59 pm |
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Teflon Billy - you bring great honour to Clan Ironheart by securing these trophies. How many honour points should BA award you, I wonder? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:39 pm |
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