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 BEST LAD RANT EVER!!! NSFW

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Black Dog
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got the best lad rant from an insult ASEM I have ever seen today:

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And.rew wat.kins
to me

show details 8:31 PM (22 hours ago)

IDIOT INSTEAD OF YOUR FATHER TO MIND HIS BUSINESS ONLINE YOU ARE BUSY
DISSING ..........I KNOW YOUR MOTHER POUR HER MENSTRA BLEED IN A CUP
FOR YOU TO DRINK AND THAT MADE YOUR BRAIN DULL YOU IDIOT FROM THE
DESCENDANT OF A MONKEY,BASTARD SON OF A PIG,YOUR MOTHER ONCE CAME TO
ME TO FUCK HER MAGGOT RIDDEN SMELLING STINKING WIDE ROTTEN PUSSY BUT
INSTEAD I CALLED MY DOG TO LICK HER PUSSY WITH IT TONGE AND AFTER MY
DOG LICKED YOUR MOTHER PUSSY IT VOMITED........... I WILL ADVICE YOU
TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS ONLINE OR IF YOU THINK YOU WANNA CONTEST THEN
LETS HOOK UP ON A ONE ON ONE LEVEL AND I WILL MAKE SURE I USE MY AXE
TO SHARE YOUR THICK SKULL INTO 2 FOR THE VULTURES TO FEED ON STICKING
JU MAN LIKE YOU CLEAR ROAD...............UR FATHER

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Albator
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Too bad we don't have more space for siggy, since this reply could be ENTIRELY kept Laughing Laughing Laughing

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bobdemol
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked

You must have been very rude on him Laughing

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P.P3t3rs
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice insult, Congrats!

I love the mental image of the lad steaming out the ears writing that!

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Master of Puppets
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked

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Jammy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
LETS HOOK UP ON A ONE ON ONE LEVEL AND I WILL MAKE SURE I USE MY AXE


He's challenging you to a duel! With axes, no less! Shocked

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jreh
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can just feel the love in that one. It looks like there may be the potential to turn that into a romance bait if you ask me Smile

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mitch_stu
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do you think he's mad at you possibly ???
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CowboyBuck
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship

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Mlox42
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Words can't describe what I am thinking after reading that.

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thrylos7
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice work! I'm gonna send out a batch of insults later today.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you didn't already have a custom title...

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IDIOT FROM THE DESCENDANT OF A MONKEY


Quote:
BASTARD SON OF A PIG


Which one?

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Lord Wulf
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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LETS HOOK UP ON A ONE ON ONE LEVEL AND I WILL MAKE SURE I USE MY AXE


Bring your gun.

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Vampiremerchant
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After that i think you will NOT be on his Christmas card List !!!!

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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think he likes you. Wish him a Happy Holiday season. Ask for a picture of his dog.

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Just Jane
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good job on the insult! I think I need to wash my eyes out after reading that Shocked But remember: a lad NEVER gets the last word. Very Happy

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Fryer
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As far as I'm concerned the best trophy you can get is a nice rant. Great job!!

Any chance you might share this lad?

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Black Dog
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Yastreb - hmmmmmmmmmm, i think box 2 is my choice Laughing

@ Fryer - I think a nice rant is worth as much as any photo... I would love to share this lad but when i went to log in to get his details i got this:

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Guess i really impressed him


Happy Baitin'

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It appears that Gmail put a 24 hour hold on your account. Its from all the insults you sent. Share his details tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great lad rant. Seems you hit a nerve.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dooh!

Those are the type of lads that are just about begging for a response. Oh, and for next time, when you do respond to a lad like that, make sure to put the following at the end of your letter:

"ABEG DONT RIGHT TO MY BOX AGAING MUMUUUUUUUU"

Make it bold, all caps, and large... and you've pretty much guaranteed yourself another answer. Very Happy


Great job. Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah. So the deals off then?

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Spindly Killerfish
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The sexual tension between you both is unbearable..........get a room..................erm one without axes!!

Great Insults!

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Jonas Parker
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Texas Rule #1: don't never bring no knife... err... ax to a gunfight!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Send him a nice reply, and ask him if your still on his Christmas card list.

Nothing pisses-um off more then when your nice.

Then ask him if he still has the white goat with the nice smile.

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