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thud419
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Be good. If you can't be good, be careful, and if you can't be careful make sure you get his address.

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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Sand Timer Barr. Cole
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crashhoot
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Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't sweat the petty things.
And don't pet the sweaty things.

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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He who laughs longest hasn't received his latest bank statement.

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HitchHiker
Lotta's Bitch


Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.


PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My mum always said "If you're not in bed by 10:30, you might as well come home".

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, obviously Hitchhiker wasn't a nice girl...

Nice girls go home and then go to bed.

Good girls go to bed and then go home.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Ms Mockinatrix
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Joined: 23 May 2009
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

and bad girls?

I think this is suited here....

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ratter
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport


PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

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pantohorse
Master Baiter


Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 111
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye


PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was going to waffle and ramble my way through this thread, but you guys have been so good at your golden words of wisdom I thought I would like to thank everyone Very Happy


Pantohorse's First Rule Of Pub Gravity - "What goes down must come up"

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thud419
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That reminds me of the tramp's definition of good liquor.

It's like swallowing a cat and pulling it back up by the tail; it bites all the way down, and scratches all the way back up again.

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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Sand Timer Barr. Cole
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport


PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that's enough to make a decent living.

(Lad wisdom, I think...)

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pantohorse
Master Baiter


Joined: 12 Nov 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pantohorse's Second Rule Of Pub Gravity - "What Goes In Must Come Out"

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bohigal
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Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7227
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen


PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

--my college advisor!

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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA


Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2434
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old


PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From the late William Burroughs:

Never take sides in a boy-girl fight.

If you do business with some religious son of a bitch, GET IT IN WRITING!

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ls77

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I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund

i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie

. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh

. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert
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pantohorse
Master Baiter


Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 111
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye


PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Don't sweat over the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" - George Carling

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14911
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Tambourine Man wrote:
See a pin, pick it up, and all day long you'll have a pin.


You're OK, but the guy with the hand grenade had only about four seconds to notice that he'd lost the pin.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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thud419
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank-you. I believe this is a real military proverb:

When you take the pin out of Mr. Hand-grenade, he is no longer your friend.

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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Sand Timer Barr. Cole
Cellphone x14
United States x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet

Hello Kitty! pony Mortar x8 Closed lad accounts x several
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


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Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Silenced weapons aren't silent.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Corona
Eater's sweetheart


Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8609
Location: On ya left!


PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't cry over spilled beans. Wink

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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru


Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.


PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it probably was well worth it.

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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me


Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2457
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.


PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tracer fire works both ways.

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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad

You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad

What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines

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ratter
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport


PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.

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pantohorse
Master Baiter


Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 111
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye


PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pantohorse's third law of pub gravity :-

1 drunk + 1 flight of stairs + 1 tray + 8 pints of bitter = Not drop spilt (+ 1 broken neck)

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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road


PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
(goes for barstools as well) Wink

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pantohorse
Master Baiter


Joined: 12 Nov 2009
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing better than a smooth talking barstool to keep my attention Very Happy

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Corona
Eater's sweetheart


Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't bite the hand that feeds ya.

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