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pantohorse
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Joined: 12 Nov 2009
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

To entertain the brave boys and girls of 419 Eater I have decided to create my own little corner. From here I will share my own pearls of screwed up wisdom to the masses....Pantohorse stylee Very Happy

Of course you all know the following...

Don't mix the grape with the grain
Don't push your thumb through the babies head
Don't eat yellow snow
Don't ask the department store Santa if you can have a puff on the cigar he has kept in his trouser pocket...

I shall be your moment of glorious inspiration Smile


Anyway, who said white men can't jump? Obviously they have never watched a British banker at work.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And never draw to an inside straight. That one never grows old.

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pantohorse
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, young Yastreb, many a wise word you speak. But always remember that man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Never let your life's ambition be to become a Darwin Award winner.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

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pantohorse
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Plenty of them out there already, bless 'em.

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Scentless Apprentice
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Along with yellow snow, never pick berries
that grow below waist height!
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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mony a mickle maks a muckle

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't run with scissors. You could lose an eye.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Then you'd end up with scssors

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Smith and Wesson beats a royal flush.

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Mr Tambourine Man
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

See a pin, pick it up, and all day long you'll have a pin.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Many hands make light broth.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If things don't change, they'll stay as they are.
I never make mitakes.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sic Semper Tyrannis

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He who laughs last forgot to explain the joke to the previous person.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing shows a mans character more than what he laughs at.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Read the stickies and get a Mentor Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought this was a pantyhose corner.. Sad


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

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Mr Tambourine Man
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt. Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us
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Seven of Nine
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ MTM, did you receive 'Zen Teachings' recently?

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

This thread is not officially endorsed.

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Mr Tambourine Man
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt.

Seven. No. I heard that on-line years ago.

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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt. Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us
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Seven of Nine
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

This thread is still not officially endorsed.

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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll clean out your bank account.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"One swallow doesn't make a porn movie."

Double post fixed. 7/9

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