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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:45 am |
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Dear Auntie 419 Eater,
First of all let me introduce myself, my name is Pantohorse.
Back in October I hit the big 40, and then a week ago I discovered the existence of Scam Baiting. Obviously I am going through my mid life crisis and rages, all part of the territory so to speak.
My question to you, Auntie 419 Eater is this :-
Is it ethically right for me to take all my pain, suffering and rage out on harmless scammers, the same harmless scammers who rob, extort, beat and murder?
I mean, after all these guys have a job to do and I don't wish to make fun of those poor pathetic tossers when they are yet so poor? I mean, I feel like a hormonilly challenged 50 year old woman going through the menopause and I don't want to hurt anyone by having you guys laughing wildly at them as i waste their time...
...Or is it going to be a good thing for me?
Your good friend
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:47 am |
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Can someone please tell me how to spell hormonilly right, lol |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:49 am |
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pantohorse wrote: |
Or is it going to be a good thing for me? |
This.
Welcome to Eater, Pantohorse. I enjoyed your post. I suspect you've got the humor and wit to pull of some amusing baits. |
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:53 am |
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Jammy, this is my calling, I just never knew this sub culture existed until a week ago.
I know I can never be up there with the legends of the game, but I hope to pull a few funny moments out the proverbial hat |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:27 am |
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Pantohorse, you will do fine.... |
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:42 am |
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Thank you Doctor, that mean a lot coming from a gold member. \\In the last week I have been doing nothing but reading up on the whole baiting game, making sure that I'm safe by following the rules (never, ever giv any real information out and all that)
I know I should be joining in on that soldier Mass Bait thing, but right now I wish to observe. I want to see how other noobs do |
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HANS MOLEMAN
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Posts: 906
Location: Halfway between the stubble jumpers and the big rocks
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:59 am |
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Welcome to the Eater, Pantohorse.
You can also have your name in gold! and it's 100% risky free!
Just send $25 U.S. and we'll send you the release certificates, complete with a signed letter from our barrister, attesting that the RSOT is authentic!
Actually, if you make a small donation to the Eater, you become a premium member, hence the name in gold.
Click on the link in my sig line for more info.
Have fun and enjoy the mid-life crisis! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:04 am |
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pantohorse wrote: |
is it going to be a good thing for me? |
It will change you, there is no doubt about that.
Welcome. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:20 am |
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Hi, pantohorse, and welcome!
It is required to take your anger and frustration out on poor, defenseless lads.
I can tell you definitely have the right attitude for baiting.
Oh, yeah - hormonally. |
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:21 am |
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HANS MOLEMAN wrote: |
Welcome to the Eater, Pantohorse.
You can also have your name in gold! and it's 100% risky free!
Just send $25 U.S. and we'll send you the release certificates, complete with a signed letter from our barrister, attesting that the RSOT is authentic!
Actually, if you make a small donation to the Eater, you become a premium member, hence the name in gold.
Click on the link in my sig line for more info.
Have fun and enjoy the mid-life crisis! |
Dear Mr Moleman,
Thank you for guiding me along in such a promising way, but before i do business with you I would like to see you do a fandango, completley naked, with a friend of mine called Wyle E. Coyote. you don't have to be worried of him, he isn't zitty...He just has acme
Yours sincerly,
Patohorse |
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:24 am |
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Bugger, i just noticed that there is a user in under the name Wile E. Coyote....Sorry |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:36 am |
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pantohorse wrote: |
Thank you for guiding me along in such a promising way, but before i do business with you I would like to see you do a fandango |
He was serious, you can have a gold name, and contribute to the cost of the site (and Shivers retirement fund) by becoming a premium member. You wont regret it. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:30 am |
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Welcome pantohorse! It is required that you take your new found adolescence out on the lads.
As for the hormonal thing, I prefer to think of it as lad harmonal tactics. Reading around is a good thing and I am sure you will do well. Look at how well you have baited us here...
The gold member is not a scam, though we say we were scammed just because we are just cantenkerous that way. |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:06 am |
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Dear Pantohorse
I enjoyed reading your letter, it seems to me you got what it takes to become a succesfull baiter. I hit the big 40 recently too and all i can say is that thanks to my baiting i don't suffer from the symptoms of mid-life crisis. I don't have the urge to buy me a sports car and start chasing young woman. (apart from the woman on eater) Instead my baiting is improving, getting more evil, more daring, and more juvenile.
Yes, reading a lot on eater is a good thing but getting started is even better! Just grab yourself a lad from the surplus forum or start feeding some guestbooks and away you go. The best way of learning how to bait is by doing it. It doesn't matter if your lad drops you after a while, you'll learn from it. And there's allways a load of new lads just waiting in line to be baited by just you. Just yesterday i saw a lad holding a sign which said "Pantohorse, please bait me!" That's how eager the lads are lately to be baited.
And remember, life begins with 40!
Yours truly,
the Vampire
ps, i don't bite |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:11 am |
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Hello Pantohorse,
this is the best way to clear your system from all hormonal changes. I used this hobby to get rid of the last remains of my puberty..
And by the looks of it, I'm going to stay until I hit my midlifecrisis |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:51 am |
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G'day pantohorse. Welcome to the only insane asylum run by the inmates .
BTW, if you think 40 is middle aged, I must have 3 paws in the grave already. My 52nd birthday is next month |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:56 pm |
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Welcome here pantohorse.
I feel some more fun coming with you in our walls
Can I suggest you to apply for a mentor?
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122306 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:16 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:50 pm |
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Welcome to Auntie Eater, pantohorse.
To become a legend here, you are required to read all the Classic Baits of our webmaster, YW, and all of the Mods' baits, too. Or, you have to outlast them here....
But , if you just want to be Cool and Groovy like me and the rest of the Orange Gang, click the orange link in my siggy.
I'll get an extra 10 quatloos a week if you do. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:18 pm |
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Slaaaap...
Didn't you get the memo about not mentioning the Quota thing in General? At least wait until they have shown a commitment to the cause...
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:32 pm |
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Welcome Panto
Enjoy the education bait safe
yours truly
Vampiremerchant
ps I DO bite (but only lads !) |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:59 am |
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Welcome indeed Panto. A good sense of humour is indispensable, especially for the late nights and long hours you'll be putting in
Remember to let the lad do the work, you just sit back and push the buttons.
You'll do well.
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pantohorse
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Somewhere in the corner of your eye
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Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:10 am |
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Thank you everyone for the greetings, I so feel at home right now I just cant keep away
I read that whole thing that Shiver wrote out about why we do this and it makes me want to do it even more, the fun and laughter is a well deserved by-product of screwing over scummers (nope, that's not a typo).
I like to thank that for every soldier writting to us about a share of Iraqi gold we have a thousand more of us to fight him back.
I'm a noob baiter and proud of it, and I'm proud to be amongst your ranks..
That pretencious moment over...Who fancies a quick pint? |
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irishemigrant
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Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:13 am |
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Welcome to the monkey house Panto,
I'll go for the pint, but as a grandparent I'd prefer a slow one, and is there music and dancing in the bar?
Do we still get the bonus quatloos for keeping a newb here for 2 weeks in a welcome thread? |
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MrBadLuck
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Nov 2009
Posts: 201
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Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:16 am |
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A pint would be capital. Let me know when and where.
Welcome to the Eater Panto. If your lads give you any web sites I would be glad to give them the business for you anytime. |
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