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 Letter to Auntie 419 Eater

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pantohorse
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Auntie 419 Eater,

First of all let me introduce myself, my name is Pantohorse.

Back in October I hit the big 40, and then a week ago I discovered the existence of Scam Baiting. Obviously I am going through my mid life crisis and rages, all part of the territory so to speak.

My question to you, Auntie 419 Eater is this :-

Is it ethically right for me to take all my pain, suffering and rage out on harmless scammers, the same harmless scammers who rob, extort, beat and murder?

I mean, after all these guys have a job to do and I don't wish to make fun of those poor pathetic tossers when they are yet so poor? I mean, I feel like a hormonilly challenged 50 year old woman going through the menopause and I don't want to hurt anyone by having you guys laughing wildly at them as i waste their time...


...Or is it going to be a good thing for me?

Your good friend

Pantohorse

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Can someone please tell me how to spell hormonilly right, lol Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

pantohorse wrote:
Or is it going to be a good thing for me?


This.

Welcome to Eater, Pantohorse. I enjoyed your post. I suspect you've got the humor and wit to pull of some amusing baits. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jammy, this is my calling, I just never knew this sub culture existed until a week ago.

I know I can never be up there with the legends of the game, but I hope to pull a few funny moments out the proverbial hat Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pantohorse, you will do fine....

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you Doctor, that mean a lot coming from a gold member. \\In the last week I have been doing nothing but reading up on the whole baiting game, making sure that I'm safe by following the rules (never, ever giv any real information out and all that)

I know I should be joining in on that soldier Mass Bait thing, but right now I wish to observe. I want to see how other noobs do Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the Eater, Pantohorse.

You can also have your name in gold! and it's 100% risky free!

Just send $25 U.S. and we'll send you the release certificates, complete with a signed letter from our barrister, attesting that the RSOT is authentic! Wink

Actually, if you make a small donation to the Eater, you become a premium member, hence the name in gold.

Click on the link in my sig line for more info.

Have fun and enjoy the mid-life crisis!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

pantohorse wrote:
is it going to be a good thing for me?


It will change you, there is no doubt about that.

Welcome.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi, pantohorse, and welcome! Very Happy

It is required to take your anger and frustration out on poor, defenseless lads. Wink

I can tell you definitely have the right attitude for baiting.

Oh, yeah - hormonally.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HANS MOLEMAN wrote:
Welcome to the Eater, Pantohorse.

You can also have your name in gold! and it's 100% risky free!

Just send $25 U.S. and we'll send you the release certificates, complete with a signed letter from our barrister, attesting that the RSOT is authentic! Wink

Actually, if you make a small donation to the Eater, you become a premium member, hence the name in gold.

Click on the link in my sig line for more info.

Have fun and enjoy the mid-life crisis!


Dear Mr Moleman,

Thank you for guiding me along in such a promising way, but before i do business with you I would like to see you do a fandango, completley naked, with a friend of mine called Wyle E. Coyote. you don't have to be worried of him, he isn't zitty...He just has acme

Yours sincerly,
Patohorse Very Happy

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pantohorse
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bugger, i just noticed that there is a user in under the name Wile E. Coyote....Sorry Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

pantohorse wrote:

Thank you for guiding me along in such a promising way, but before i do business with you I would like to see you do a fandango


He was serious, you can have a gold name, and contribute to the cost of the site (and Shivers retirement fund) by becoming a premium member. You wont regret it.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome pantohorse! Very Happy It is required that you take your new found adolescence out on the lads.

As for the hormonal thing, I prefer to think of it as lad harmonal tactics. Reading around is a good thing and I am sure you will do well. Look at how well you have baited us here... Wink

The gold member is not a scam, though we say we were scammed just because we are just cantenkerous that way.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Pantohorse

I enjoyed reading your letter, it seems to me you got what it takes to become a succesfull baiter. I hit the big 40 recently too and all i can say is that thanks to my baiting i don't suffer from the symptoms of mid-life crisis. I don't have the urge to buy me a sports car and start chasing young woman. (apart from the woman on eater) Instead my baiting is improving, getting more evil, more daring, and more juvenile.
Yes, reading a lot on eater is a good thing but getting started is even better! Just grab yourself a lad from the surplus forum or start feeding some guestbooks and away you go. The best way of learning how to bait is by doing it. It doesn't matter if your lad drops you after a while, you'll learn from it. And there's allways a load of new lads just waiting in line to be baited by just you. Just yesterday i saw a lad holding a sign which said "Pantohorse, please bait me!" That's how eager the lads are lately to be baited.
And remember, life begins with 40!

Yours truly,
the Vampire

ps, i don't bite

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello Pantohorse,

this is the best way to clear your system from all hormonal changes. I used this hobby to get rid of the last remains of my puberty.. Wink

And by the looks of it, I'm going to stay until I hit my midlifecrisis

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

G'day pantohorse. Welcome to the only insane asylum run by the inmates Laughing .

BTW, if you think 40 is middle aged, I must have 3 paws in the grave already. My 52nd birthday is next month Sad

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome here pantohorse.
I feel some more fun coming with you in our walls Very Happy

Can I suggest you to apply for a mentor?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the facility, pantohorse! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to Auntie Eater, pantohorse. Very Happy
To become a legend here, you are required to read all the Classic Baits of our webmaster, YW, and all of the Mods' baits, too. Or, you have to outlast them here....

But , if you just want to be Cool and Groovy like me and the rest of the Orange Gang, click the orange link in my siggy.
I'll get an extra 10 quatloos a week if you do. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slaaaap...

Didn't you get the memo about not mentioning the Quota thing in General? At least wait until they have shown a commitment to the cause...

Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome Panto

Enjoy the education bait safe

yours truly
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome indeed Panto. A good sense of humour is indispensable, especially for the late nights and long hours you'll be putting in
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you everyone for the greetings, I so feel at home right now I just cant keep away Very Happy

I read that whole thing that Shiver wrote out about why we do this and it makes me want to do it even more, the fun and laughter is a well deserved by-product of screwing over scummers (nope, that's not a typo).

I like to thank that for every soldier writting to us about a share of Iraqi gold we have a thousand more of us to fight him back.

I'm a noob baiter and proud of it, and I'm proud to be amongst your ranks..


That pretencious moment over...Who fancies a quick pint? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the monkey house Panto,

I'll go for the pint, but as a grandparent I'd prefer a slow one, and is there music and dancing in the bar?

Do we still get the bonus quatloos for keeping a newb here for 2 weeks in a welcome thread?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A pint would be capital. Let me know when and where.

Welcome to the Eater Panto. If your lads give you any web sites I would be glad to give them the business for you anytime.

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