'Soldier' Massbait - lads believe each chopped the other p25

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Master Baiter Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 229

Got a nice "Agreement form" from him, hand-made Very Happy

15%+36%+1%=100% ?

You have gotten similiar stuff before?

DarthMugu

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:10 am

^^^
Well, it DOES have the red seal, so it must be for real, right?
After nagging both s0ldi3rboi and remittanc3boi for days and days, I finally got a reply from our brave lad.
Something about a form we must both sign. I do hope it has a red seal, too. Smile

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:59 am

I like the very badly mismatching signatures on the agreement form (of course this should never be mentioned to the lad). And I think the red seal of truth is invalid because it appears to be smudged or otherwise malformed in some strange way.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:15 pm

Hurrah1
I've received my RSOT docco.

here's another example of Lad math
46% for him
5% for me
1% for expenses.

Do I deserve more? Of course I do!
After all, where does 5% of 5x,xxx,xxx get you these days?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:18 pm

Anna has officially put his mind in the gutter:

Quote:

Hi Baby,
How are you doing today?Am now oky,please i do not get you mail yesterday as you have just said you sent a mail to me.Also i did not understand what you mean by guys was being a real jerk.Do clear me more and also update me on your dealings with the security company.
I wait to read from you.
One love.
Sgt.Collin Smith.
N/B:I love the picture you sent to me,i will be sleeping this.

Being distracted by Anna's beauty or by the number of magas he has, he's completely forgotten that he told Anna to send the money by MG to an associate in the UK. Conveniently, Anna has also forgotten and will let Sarge know that she hasn't heard from the security company in a while.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:21 pm

^^ Is Anna a blonde by chance? Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:23 pm

Brunette actually......with huuuuge tracts of land.

and a career in the porn industry

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:26 pm

I've managed to rattle him back to life for one of my characters - quite silly really as the other character has already demonstrated he was prepared to pay (and has already paid Gomer!). Idiot.

Master Baiter Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 123

I had to pester him to get him back, might just go with a fake MG slip, get him out of the house.

Quote:

Hello Steve,
Please do not make any payment to the fool that called you on phone because is not from me Smallboi.I gave a password to be using why answering calls or mail.Did you use the password.The fool is the hacker's.
Please do get back to me and do not send any money to any body cos is not from me
Passward:Goodluck
Smallboi

Quote:

Hello Steve,
Thank for your understanding.Please change all your e-mail account information and password,also upgrades your computer with a good anti virus to quit him looking in to your e-mail account.
This way we can think of been save.
Thank you and have a nice day.
I will get back to you as soon as i heard from the lawyer firm.
Smallboi

Quote:

Hello Steve,
Thanks for you mail,below is the lawyer's information in which you make payment of
2,865GBP to the Account Department Brand Chambers Solicitors and Advocate.
*London address* through western Union or money gram.

Transfer Information
The Accountant Secretary

Name:4nderson Juli3t .G
Address:*London addres*
Tel:+44(0)703-595-457-9,Tel:+44(0)701-113 764-6
E-mail:[email protected]

Please be careful your dealings with other people, know the good from the bad to help.Am only trying to help you out,you don't pay your money to this fools in another way.
Password:CLUNGE PLUNGER,
I wait to read from you.
Thanks .
Smallboi

Glad he is using my new password, maybe try to get him on an audio recording

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:03 pm

Quote:

Dear Baiter,
Thanks for your mail to me this morning.I think you are one of the biggest fool and stupid man i have ever seen.The instruction was you travel to meet the facilitators on Tuesday and they will put you through before banking today and you are telling me your going today.
You can even call on phone which i know their contact are with you.
I can't believe this.

Thanks,
Remittanceboi

Basic mistake on my part, I told him i was travelling yesterday, but then told him I arrived today. but I blame him for getting it wrong.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:26 pm

WTF is a clunge plunger??

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Dec 2009 Posts: 5

hell yea, PM me what I need to know. Im ready for my first scam Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:11 pm

For the last week I have been confusing smallboi's scam with another random lad's and cc:ing both of them on my communications (ie my char thinks lad2 is remittanceboi).

our hero wrote:

Hello baiter,
I write to inform you not to make payment to that scarmmer,not even with his account number's.Please follow what i have just said.Do not pay anybody because they are not good people to us.
They want to take away your money and will not in anyway help us achieving what we are pursing.They are just fools that want to take you money away from you.
DO NOT PAY ANYBODY NOT EVEN WITH ACCOUNT.
Regards,
smallboi

I wrote:

Dear smallboi:

I received your message and it is well understood, sir! (Salute!) I HEREBY SWEAR THAT I WILL NEVER PAY MONEY TO ANYONE OVER THE INTERNET, NOT EVEN WITH ACCOUNT.

Sergeant smallboi you are a very brave and wise man to warn me like this! I'll find another way to pay the money that does not involve the internet.
Thank you thank you SO MUCH.

Your friend forever, baiter

Uh oh, won't this make it difficult for smallboi to get his fee?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:33 am

I'm shattered!! Everyone's been keeping him so busy that he no longer has time for me. At least he was polite enough to let me know that he'd get back to trying to scam me at a later time:

Quote:

We apologies for the poor nature of our service to you.we will get back to you as soon as possible is save to make the transfer through.

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:21 am

The sergeant has dropped me but the security company is still in contact.

Smile

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:45 am

^^^I get sporadic replies from soldierbo1, not heard from remittancebo1 for a while. Have you received your RSOT yet?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:12 am

@Tyler - read the forum stickies and this whole 21-page thread (especially pages 1 and 7), and you'll be ready to go... use his @yahoo.com address for your initial contact. This is a very flakey scammer, he needs a lot of nagging - give him hell and welcome aboard.

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Mjwoody wrote:

God he is err bright!

All he needs is a stick in his mouth like a toothpick however a broom being rammed down his throat is more favourable. If this was work, and saw him I'd stop thinking he was a signal.

Actually is that money he is holding in his hand?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:34 am

^^^

Quote:

a broom being rammed down his throat is more favourable

From the other end maybe? Twisted Evil

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

YES Hopefully a huge heavy duty broom! You get that leverage on those sorts of brooms compared to others

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:16 pm

Sarge is still with Anna, and he's completely forgotten about the MG to the UK and is going back to the security company....hopefully for a new account number

Anna wrote:

I don't know what's going on with the security company, I haven't heard anything from them since December 1st with the bad account number that they sent me. I was expecting them to fix everything and send me the right account so I can send the money but they haven't written anything to me. Maybe you should call them and tell them to stop delaying things.

Sarge wrote:

Hello Baby,
I will talk with the security company and get back to you tomorrow.
Thanks for your concerning.
I love you.

Sarge wrote:

Hello Baby,
I have been trying to know how to put everything together with G3r41d J0n3s of the security company.I hope your are good and all right for me.
Do take care of yourself for me.
I will be happy to have this fund transferred to you so we got to meet each other and love.
Thank you i will all inform you the best way to make the transfer to the security company when i conclude to them.
THank you and have a nice day.

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:11 pm

This hasn't happened to me before: smallboi seems to have contacted lad2. They are now collaborating on the job, and suddenly other lads are "legist" again.

smallboi wrote:

Hello lovely baiter
AM writing to inform that i have comfirm that the transaction you are about
to make is a legist transaction so you can go ahead and make the said amount to Mr B@ylor D0nny from the ATM CARD COMPANY.

Regards,
smallboi

lad2 wrote:

I got your e-mail and ,Am writing you in response to the e-mail you sent to me.Sgt.smallboi.call to our office and he has comfirm that this transaction you are about to make his legal and he said his going to send you an e-mail for you to make the payment throught western union money transfer.all you need to do right now is to go straight to the western union money transfer and make the saids amount.

I would advise you go straight to the western union and make the said amount as soon as the payment has been made your ATM CARD will get to you at your door step in the next 8hrs.

I have scan the ATM CARD as proove for you to see that this transaction is real. You can use any of the payment mode either western union money transfer or money gram to make the payment through our acount officer whose payment details you will see below.

Receivers Name:Uf0ma Jerry
Text Question:What for?

Answer: For screwing you over, dickwad.

This is an excellent opportunity to set one up to chop the other. It will take a couple of spoofed emails and an ASEM here or there to build the suspicion. But for now:

slightly out of it baiting character wrote:

Dear lad2:

No sir, no way. I am not going to make this payment over the internets. Sgt smallboi told me never to trust anyone asking me to send moneys through the internets, and it is illegal to call a US soldier a liar so I am going to listen to him. I WILL NOT USE THE INTERNET TO SEND THIS MONEY. So no Western Union paying is going to happen. I will wire the monies to a bank account, which is how I normally do business anyway and which is NOT the Internet.

Listen this time and listen good, I am going on the command of a US soldier here so I have to do it this way.

edit: put in a missing

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:17 pm

^^^^^^^
That"s awesome baiting!

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:49 pm

He says he'll get the M()ney Gr@m Secur1ty Forms (nyuck-nyuck) filled in and back to me by Friday.
I don't believe him, but if they do show up and they're funny, I'll post 'em.
Thanks to Nurse Nastie.

Has anyone else sent The Forms and have they received any back?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:04 pm

Remittanceboi has been calling me a bunch about my mannigram. I spoke with him 2 or 3 times. (Yes, I'll go to the bank at lunch time .. yes I will get back to you with the xfer details.. 10 minutes total.) Last night he called me a couple of times and hung up after listening to (paid) ringing indication for a minute.

Here and here are the wavs.

We've also been emailing:

In our last call, he told me to not mail him the mtcn but phone it to him. He was to send me all the details again plus the phone number to get back to him on. Which he did:

remittanceboi wrote:

Dear Torv@lds Tur!ng,

Transfer Information
Name:Remittanceboi
Address:Unit WXX,Gr0ve Bus!ness Center
S6O-S68 High Road
London NI7 9T4
Tel: +4470XXX3 7646
Through western Onion Or Manni gram.

Thanks,
Remittanceboi

..so a few hours go by, I don't get back to him, he calls me, I ignore him, next morning he sends this:

remittanceboi wrote:

Dear Torv@lds Tur!ng,
How are you doing today?What has been the problem with your transferring the money yesterday as you said.I can continue keeping Sgt Collin Smith half payment.Please get back to me as soon as possible and also forward to me your chosen account information for the transfer to your account.
I don't know what the problem is,i think i have tried for both of you.
Thanks,
Remittanceboi

Problem? What problem? Forms! Very Happy

/me wrote:

Dear Remittanceboi,
There was no problem. I have canceled the bank transfer that was still pending. At the bank, they could not tell why it had not yet been accepted by the receiving bank. Normally it is a lot faster.
The Mannigram clerk needs me to submit some Homeland Security form, which they are supposed to send me this morning. They do not suspect me (or you) of money laundering or funding terrorism, it is just that they are required by law. I am not familiar with this process, as I have never sent a mannigram before. This is the first time. Normally I always use bank transfers or credit card payments. But I'm sure I will be able to figure it all out, and if not, I will just go back to the mannigram office and have them explain and help me through it.
Of course I will let you know as soon as I've been over there, and let you know how it went, and the details you need.
Best regards,
Torv@lds Tur!ng

..and he called again just now. I confirmed to him about the forms. I didn't feel like talking to him so I just assured him that everything is moving along.

At this moment I am under the impression that it is me who has to fill forms. I will now find out that it is in fact him. Much to my surprise.

Oh, and I only just now notice: he asked me for a piggy. Smile

@BenderBendingRodriguez: He must believe us now. Very Happy

MG told me the same thing. Which forms did you send?

EDIT: Never mind. I sent him the Nurse Nasty set. Form TTR0981723/G

/me wrote:

Dear Remittanceboi,
Like I told you on the phone this afternoon, I got the forms from moneygram. It turns out that it is not me but you, the receiving party that is required to submit them. I explained to them that if I could send you the forms, I might as well send you the cash, and that I would need it as a file that I can email. The moneygram officer promised me that he would send it per email. I will forward it to you as soon as I get it. If they don't send it before I leave, I will go by them again and not leave until they help me.
Hope to get back to you real soon,
Torv@lds Tur!ng

/me wrote:

Smallboi,
I am working together with Remittanceboi to finalize a monerygram transfer.
He needs to submit some required paperwork, and that should be all.
Torv@lds Tur!ng

/me wrote:

Dear Remittanceboi,
In regards to my previous message to you, I just got the email from the moneygram officer with the forms as a file. It almost crossed with the one I just sent.
Please find it attached.
Sincerely,
Torv@lds Tur!ng

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