'Soldier' Massbait - lads believe each chopped the other p25

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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:23 pm

@psychicbait I just sent him your info. Sorry, I was down and out, I guess that ham from Thanksgiving didn't keep as well as I thought Mr. Green

He sent this to Hu9h J@zz, who was a victim of a home invasion and vicious beeting at the hands of the G0m3rB0yz:

Quote:

Sgt.Smallboi to me

Hello Hu9h J@zz,
Sorry about the whole thing,but i think i warned you before they came.To contact the police to arrest them and equally to take back your money to the bank and you all accept to do so.But otherwise,I don't know what to say right now.Hard it been am around i could have done something to get those bastards and deal with them.Am sorry for what i have caused you.
God will be with you my good friend and i will pay you back when i fine somebody to deal this business with.
Thank you and God bless you.
Sgt.Smallboi.

Seems he actually may have become quite fond of Hu9h, even nick naming him "J@zzy" as we spoke on the phone. Laughing

He spoke several times to Hu9h.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:41 pm

Another lad is trying to convince me he works with smallboi and sent me this as confirmation of their relationship.

How old do you think it is? Shocked

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:45 pm

It's got to at least be from the Occupation after WWII.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:22 pm

I found the source. It's from World War I.

http://www.wheelerfolk.org/familyphotos/hsw_ww1/his_navy_years.htm

Sorry about the digression. Will the real smallboi please stand up?

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:33 pm

Just got this from Sgt Smallboi

Quote:

SGT Smallboi to me

Please my brotha ask your peolpe to leave my maga P@st0r P3t3rs alone
make i chop as u don chop now which kind things be this.Black mailing
my accounts.For what.I have trying to work with you but you activities
keep picing me off.
Allow me to eat as you are eatting.
What is the meaning of this.Is it good that we spoil the job nobody
eats and the maga will have his money.If we are working together as
you just said you will also respect my own wish.You said i should
leave J@zz for you which i did.What eles do you want from me again.
I have been doing all this to please you but end up with noting.
I hope i make sense now to you.
Ogwu.

Would the good P@st0r kindly send word that G0m3r approves of this transaction?
Is he being racist again? I must say, I don't approve.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:38 pm

Now that we have spent a week working out the payment amount, I pay the correct amount. Unfortunately, Smallboi's email telling me to use moneygrab came too late. Another case of tardiness on smallboi's part causing trouble. I doubt this transfer will come through successfully.

Smallboi wrote:

Hello Torv@lds Tur!ng,
Sorry for i was out for work,also the network here is very poor too.
This is Mr Gerald's Information which i used to pay through money gram.

Name:Remittanceboi
Unit WE8,Gr0ve Bus!ness Center
56O-S68 H!gh Road London NI7 gT4
Tel:+44(O)7O3-Sgb-58I-5
Inform me when you make the payment and wait till is morning in London time before you send the information to him. (<--paranoid? ..or does he want to chop Remittanceboi? OOOOO)
Thank you and have a nice day.
Smallboi.

/me wrote:

Dear Remittanceboi,
Yesterday evening I made the transfer of $4000 to the account of El!ska B at Barc|ays Woo|wich. I don't have a receipt or a slip, since I submitted the transfer to the online banking website.
Thank you again for allowing us to delay payments of the other half of the fees until after the transfer. Otherwise it would be really difficult to get the entire amount together.
Hope to hear back from you soon.
Sincerely,
Torv@lds Tur!ng

/me wrote:

Smallboi,
Yesterday afternoon I made the transfer of $4OOO to the bank account that Remittanceboi from 1R5C supplied to me last week. I have announced this to Remittanceboi this morning.
Torv@lds Tur!ng

Edit: That was fast!!

Smallboi wrote:

Hello Torv@lds Tur!ng,
Please confirm to me the account details you transfer the money to.This is urgent.Forward to me the account information which you have made the payment to and the payment slip.
If no payment slip stop the transfer now that you have the right..
I wait to read from you.
Your mail to Remittanceboi was forwarded to me and i was ask to inform you for the payment slip.Or any notification concerning your transfer.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Smallboi.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:50 pm

He's a muppet, but he's assured me he has no racist tendancies, conveniently. So the deal is back on again...I do hope nothing derails it...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Dec 2009 Posts: 18

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=175980
Here is one I got.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:22 pm

^^ What address did you get that from? Perhaps our boy is trying to start fresh, we can't have that. Laughing

Yahoo address by chance?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Dec 2009 Posts: 18

i will private message you the email

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:07 am

bohigal's ID card from World War I is a real collector's item.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 44

Finally sent the Agreement to RemittanceBoi, after going back and forth with him saying "I sent it to SmallBoi, just get it from him."

I've had the Agreement Form from Barr N0rm@n G1@nei5ter for a while now...just noticed that SmallBoi signed his name starting with an "H," and N0rm@n signed his name John L****

But I guess the red seal means its real, right?

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 229

No response from smallboi since a week.

If someone could PM the actual smallboi's "active" email, I would be very happi Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:08 am

smallboi just sent me a double email, with a message from some r3m1ttanc3 company (L0nd0n based, no less!).

Quote:

Hello XXXX,
We acknowledged the receipt of your mail, we have also verified this very account. Hence, before we proceed further we will need an agreement stating that you have the right to act in full capacity sign every document regarding to the consignment we have in our custody. The agreement must be prepared by a registered chamber here in United Kingdom. We will also required a proof of identification from you.

We are poised to serve you better

The more experienced can tell me if this is still on the original script or if smallboi has changed it.
The odd thing is that 'I' had never emailed this firm.
'I' have lots of questions to ask these people.
One per e-mail.

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:23 am

bohigal wrote:

Quote:

Another lad is trying to convince me he works with smallboi and sent me this as confirmation of their relationship.

I hereby christen him 'Navyboi' may God bless him and all who bait him.

@darthmugu, if you let me have a character name, email address I'll try to introduce you to smallboi as another victim I've stolen from Mr Gomer

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:50 am

Inspector Gadget wrote:

I'll try to introduce you to smallboi as another victim I've stolen from Mr Gomer

Holy 5h1t you've been stealing victims from Mr. G0m3r. Shocked

You are either really brave (with balls of steel) or the dumbest lad in the known universe. Mad

I see real pain in the future of all of these stolen victims and anyone who deals with them.. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 44

Got a form to fill, and a bank account to transfer four thousand quid to.

N@tion W1de B@nk, UK
Account Number *******4228
Sort Code
IBAN
BIC
Swift

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 229

What a greedy lad..

Quote:

Hello,
How are you doing today?Am fine here,just that i offered you 10% of the total amount and you demanded for 50%.
I have no other option than to think your not serious as a business man.
If you accept my offer i will forward your information to the company for further proceeding.
Thank you for your good mail.
smallboi

Then I wanted "just" 20%. Again:

Quote:

Hello
If you can do this with 15% you get back to me if not don't contact me again.

Yeah, lads love imaginary percentages on imaginary money Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:15 pm

I've got a purported pic of our lad. All decked out in his finest duds, as this is a prerequisite to being one of the G0m3rB0yz Laughing

Before you look, I cannot be held responsible for any ruined keyboards or monitors.

NOTE: I've resized the pic, as it was originally 2848p wide X 2134p high. I can post a screenshot of the properties "Summary" if anyone would like.

G0m3r ragged on him for his crappy appearance and requested a new, higher quality photo. It is all about image with the G0merB0yz you know!

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:39 pm

^^ the best bit of this picture is the Van Gough print on the wall.

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:26 am

^^^ Congratulate him on owning the original Van Gogh...he must be a very successful lad.

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:05 am

That's a great photo! Well done! Oh the joys of a massbait, I'd never have got a piccy off of him, nor a WWI ID card, so top marks everyone.

Anyone wanting to kickstart their bait with this boy, his Yahoo address from a few pages ago is very much live and kicking if you pester him.

I'll give him another come-on after our racism timekiller today, I think it may involve a jog to Westy in time for the weekend...

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:28 am

Looks like I'm going away for the weekend. I'm waiting for a response from belgieboi and his partner vandammeboi.

Quote:

Dear aiteru,
How are you doing today?I was directed to inform you that our company is arranging a meeting between you and our facilitator's Eric D@niels and James Ad@ms this coming Sunday.This meeting will be held in Hilt0n Hotel Brussels Belgium,from where they will proceed to the ING Bank on Monday morning to sign out the fund in cash.In view of this,you should make necessary arrangements to be in Belgium on Sunday for the meeting and signing out of the fund from ING Bank on Monday morning.You will get full itinerary for the meeting soon from James Adams.He will update you on the meeting time and Hotel reservations.
Do get back to me if their is any difficulties on the scheduled date of the meeting.
Thank you and have a nice day.

We are poised to serve you better.

Remittanceboi

Anybody want a postcard or some truffles?
I only hope that remittanceboi will make sure he tells belgieboi that there are 3 Hilton hotels in Brussels. I wouldn't want to end up in the wrong one.

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:36 am

So he needs confirmation of the tansfer to his account...

remittanceboi wrote:

Dear Torv@lds Tur!ng,
We wait to confirm your transfer to our account with your notification of payment to account.
Please forward to us your notification to confirm your payment.

I wait to read from you as soon as possible.
We are poised to serve you better.

Thanks,
Remittanceboi

Let's see if my confirmation is good enough...

/me wrote:

Dear Remittanceboi,
I hereby confirm that the transfer of $4000 was made on tuesday, to the account of A. Eliska at the Barclays bank in Woolwich London. I made the transfer on the online banking web site of the bank, so there is no paper receipt. There was no problem entering all the information and is now shows up as 'Pending'. It will show up on both our bank statements. If you have online banking, it shows up in there as well.
Please let me know if you need anything else. Thank you for your guidance and your service.
Sincerely,
Torv@lds Tur!ng.

..I am so compliant and polite to remittanceboi.

As for smallboi..

/me wrote:

Smallboi,
What are you talking about? I used the account details that Remittanceboi from IRSC sent to me. With an online transaction you get no paper slip or receipt. It will show up on my and Remittanceboi's next statements. I am not going to stop the transfer, since Remittanceboi has not instructed me to do so.
Torv@lds Tur!ng

..he should shut up when grown-ups do business Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:25 pm

I've muddled up the document I'm supposed to co-sign with sm@llboi and will have to ask for all the papers once again.
Then I'll send them by regular mail to r3m1tt@nc3boi's chambers.

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